|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Jun 2011||God||Buy a Necronomicon; join your local Cthulhu cult (or form it) and perform horrible rituals.
Then the Cthulhu will eventually rise and all will be destroyed.
Take everybody with you!
|06 Jun 2011||Troy||Collect 20 cigarette butts. Unravel the paper from the cigarette butts. Put the cigarette butts in glass, and pour hot coffee over them. Allow the cigarette butts to soak over night. The next day, drink the entire cup of coffee. You should die within 15 minutes.
P.S. I am not suggesting you commit suicide.
|28 May 2011||LXX||steal something from a friend, and keep it in a box, after a week has passed, wrap the box like a present and give it back.|
|11 May 2011||Juano||diying of laughter.|
|28 Mar 2011||lee||cement shoes|
|19 Mar 2011||goffick||Leave some mayonaise in the sun, and make yourself a sandwich. Misery loves company, that company happens to be Salmonella poisoning.|
|15 Mar 2011||Professeur_Jackmann||Dans tous les cas, ne vous suicidez pas sur le réseau de la RATP, ou bien veuillez accepter une restriction.
Pour en savoir plus, écoutez ma chanson
|23 Jan 2011||coco||you could eat a million of m&m´s|
|20 Dec 2010||Magnus||Chew on a powercord, fast and efficient.|
|05 Dec 2010||Jade||Drink Kool-aid until you die from ....drinking too much Kool-aid.|
|05 Dec 2010||Auguste||Swallowing small parts of toys.|
|23 Nov 2010||emostacy||well most of us are on pills or our family has a medicine cabnet so get a few of your friends and tell them to bring at least 3 diffrents pills and you can mix them in a bowl onthe table and add some alcahol in there and make suicide cerial its better then cheerios and its easy and fast and painless|
|22 Nov 2010||Eliza||Play with a plastic bag in your crib.|
|16 Nov 2010||cecilia||choke on your tears|
|08 Nov 2010||Rex||Overdose on candy.|
|30 Sep 2010||Steve Vai||The best way, if there is one, is to walk up to a cop with a toy gun and yell...fuck you pig motherfucker! As you aim at his head. Then your family gets a million dollars and say lots of novenas for you :)|
|27 Sep 2010||tina||ductape a pillow to your head befor going to bed!|
|27 Sep 2010||leuphana||eat all candies from all over the world|
|22 Sep 2010||Bob Whitacre||Swallow yourself|
|15 Sep 2010||dace||OD on haribo?|