What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|28 Sep 2009
||Ecrasée par un troupeau d'éléphants.
|05 Aug 2009
|29 Jun 2009
||Miss Emily and lord Guillaume
||eaten by foxes.
|29 Jun 2009
||You could try jumping in front of a moving vehicle. That's always fun, oh and you could take sleeping pills if that does'nt work. Hope that helps!
|07 Jun 2009
||you might just put yourself in a huge microwave
|28 May 2009
||drink everything you find under the sink.
|21 May 2009
||Pills from parents med cabinet. There is always something at least as lethal as aspirine, in proper dosage can be deadly. Plus, noone asks questions when kid is buying aspirine...
|14 May 2009
||Tell your dad you slept with his best friend !!!
|14 Apr 2009
||By accident, I suppose.
|05 Apr 2009
|25 Mar 2009
||overdose on pills
|06 Mar 2009
||Put on your Superman costume from halloween, and "fly" off the highest structure you can find. People will think it is both cute and tragic, and most importantly of all, your parents will blame themselves.
|23 Feb 2009
||Christian (My name, yes)
||If you're under 13 all you have to do is ask your parents if you can go to a shooting range. You can plan when you are going to do this so you can be sure you are ready. You may want to go shooting a few times first to get used to firearms (What I plan on doing) so that you dont make a mistake when you shoot yourself. The best thing to do is aim a pistol at point blank range to your head and squeze the trigger and you will lose all of the pain you have. The setbacks are that someone is going to have to clean up once your dead, your parents might not let you go, and that if you aim the pistol at your head and you wimp out your life will be fucked up... Only do this when your ready.
|06 Jan 2009
||eat a lot of madeleines
|23 Dec 2008
||JUST DO IT!
|16 Dec 2008
||First get some fine wire mesh and construct a giant plastic funnel about 4 feet in diameter and put the mesh over the top of the human sized funnel then place the funnel into a open manhole into the sewer, then jump off a building into the funnel.
|30 Nov 2008
||HI there instead i suggest the beauty-kit for little girl from pleix, if it doesn't work, then kill yourself with a spoon
|26 Nov 2008
||Pretend to be a flying superhero, and jump off a building!
|19 Nov 2008
||LETHAL INJECTION OF STARS AND BUTTERFLIES
|17 Nov 2008
||squashed by a fat guy on the bus