What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 Jan 2010
||nose dive the toilet
|28 Dec 2009
||by eating at a chinese buffet,and them after by going to eat burguer with fries and a steak with fries and then by eating a bunch of ice cream i bet you diarrea would attact and you would feel like you commited suicide lol you need Jesus in your life as sson as possible :)
|07 Dec 2009
||Ach, upon thinking about it...i realized...i missed a couple suggestions! Like Walk down into the ghetto blasting Vanilla Ice....and for you special ones...use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall on yourself!...b^^d theres an epic thought for ya!
|27 Nov 2009
||Under 13 eh? huh...thats a toughy....i would say Nail yourself to a federal buliding but...that might be hard for an under 13 year old.....how about....Anger a Cannibal? that might work nicely.....
|08 Oct 2009
||grab a cup of app juice, and then scream holy mary and toss it at your mom.
|28 Sep 2009
||Ecrasée par un troupeau d'éléphants.
|05 Aug 2009
|29 Jun 2009
||Miss Emily and lord Guillaume
||eaten by foxes.
|29 Jun 2009
||You could try jumping in front of a moving vehicle. That's always fun, oh and you could take sleeping pills if that does'nt work. Hope that helps!
|07 Jun 2009
||you might just put yourself in a huge microwave
|28 May 2009
||drink everything you find under the sink.
|21 May 2009
||Pills from parents med cabinet. There is always something at least as lethal as aspirine, in proper dosage can be deadly. Plus, noone asks questions when kid is buying aspirine...
|14 May 2009
||Tell your dad you slept with his best friend !!!
|14 Apr 2009
||By accident, I suppose.
|05 Apr 2009
|25 Mar 2009
||overdose on pills
|06 Mar 2009
||Put on your Superman costume from halloween, and "fly" off the highest structure you can find. People will think it is both cute and tragic, and most importantly of all, your parents will blame themselves.
|23 Feb 2009
||Christian (My name, yes)
||If you're under 13 all you have to do is ask your parents if you can go to a shooting range. You can plan when you are going to do this so you can be sure you are ready. You may want to go shooting a few times first to get used to firearms (What I plan on doing) so that you dont make a mistake when you shoot yourself. The best thing to do is aim a pistol at point blank range to your head and squeze the trigger and you will lose all of the pain you have. The setbacks are that someone is going to have to clean up once your dead, your parents might not let you go, and that if you aim the pistol at your head and you wimp out your life will be fucked up... Only do this when your ready.
|06 Jan 2009
||eat a lot of madeleines
|23 Dec 2008
||JUST DO IT!