Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
18 Mar 2015 eunsunpark candy..candy...eat candy
08 Mar 2015 stinky hollow OMG my life is ruined. My problem effects every single aspect of my life. The problem is i cant stop farting. People wont talk to me anymore. Not even at work. My wife left me. All i have left is my constant farting. I am going to pull the bed sheets over my head and inhale my farts untill i die.
04 Mar 2015 Peter Guthrie jump from the tallest building in the city, dressing like a "teletube".
12 Feb 2015 agathe with a fork
11 Feb 2015 joseph moph back flip off a building in the middle of no-were after writing goodbye.
08 Feb 2015 horny joe Shave off everysingle hair on your body and then paper cut yourself 1million times. Then the sea gulls with surround you and devour the meat from your bones in seconds.
23 Jan 2015 Jaako Eat random berries
10 Dec 2014 Kato Appearently eating a kinder surprise chocolate egg if that kid is from the U.S.
29 Nov 2014 Nozomu Choking with little toy parts
22 Oct 2014 Antoine sugar overdose
03 Jul 2014 bandsaw Set up your bedroom so when someone walks in party poppers pop and streamers and balloons fall from the celing. A song also needs to begin to play. They find you on your bed lifeless. Then in a few moments a television comes on with a doll on a tricycle that says I want to play a game....
02 Jul 2014 my little pony Snort some bath salts.
30 Jun 2014 Yogi Tape some fish sticks all over you and go find a bear in the forrest. Maybe take a jar of honey and a picnic basket.
30 Jun 2014 McSuicide super size me Go to McDonalds. Go in the playland ball pit and lay at the bottom with all the balls covering you. Be very still and wait until your parents leave. Keep waiting until they close. Now get out and go eat all the free ice cream you want. Then you will be happy.
19 Jun 2014 health inspector Wrap your head with clear plastic food wrap.
04 Jun 2014 Timothy Barnes M.D. Go to the zoo and "fall" into the bear or lion enclosure. Most zoos usually have a tiger. If I had a choice what animal to get killed by I would pick the tiger. Yeah, I would just fall in and say here kitty kitty come on. A tiger is so strong your neck would be broken in less than an instant. And then everyone gets to watch the tiger eat you. Everyone takes cameras to the zoo.
04 Jun 2014 the first monkey No matter what method you use just remember its not as scary if you close your eyes.
03 Jun 2014 x-ray cat Everytime you killyourself a kitten gets run over by a truck.
02 Jun 2014 phyllobates terribilis A stuffed animal that shoots out poison tipped darts in every direction when you squeeze its hand.
02 Jun 2014 Charlie Pecan Choke on some peanuts.

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