What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 Mar 2016
||try to teach your parents about instagram
|29 Feb 2016
||buy 10 packets of pink chewing gum chew it and blow big bubbles then blow a bubble so big when it pops it sticks to your face and suffocates you
|24 Feb 2016
||ride the rollercoaster ands jump off it with your best friend or someone you hate the most in the class. thats what i was dreaming of when i was 12....
|30 Jan 2016
|29 Jan 2016
||have christie as a friend and then die of boredom after beating him 69-0 on fifa.
|01 Jan 2016
||eat a lot of chocolate alone
|26 Aug 2015
||Playing in the woods and getting bitted by a snake or a poisonous animal, as you die you lay over the gorgeous aromatic flowers.
|16 Apr 2015
||$elf Proclaimed Expert
||Baracade the doors and windows. Now make a huge fire and sing campfire songs.
|16 Apr 2015
||chef salad-hold the folicles
||Honestly i dont know the best way to killyourself but i do know how to get a free meal in a fancy resturant. All you do is "find" a hair in the food and then overreact. Cry and in a few seconds go to angry and just theow a fit. Talk loud and be spoiled and throw a fit.
|13 Apr 2015
||a book of discrete math
|08 Apr 2015
||feed the hungry foundation
||Wrap yourself in a huge tortilla and go to mexico.
|04 Apr 2015
||sir jokes a lot
||Make prank calls and die laughing.
|26 Mar 2015
||Swallow bubblegum. It will form a large mass inside you. Much to large to poop out. Or you could get abducted by aliens. The aliens will probe you. Vigorously.
|18 Mar 2015
||can you spare some change?
||Maybe instead of suicide you need a change in life. Simply tell your teacher at school that your mommie and daddy make you take off your clothes and do things. And then start crying. Previous to this take some pictures and put under their bed. Cops find the pictures and you get a new family. If you like your new life keep your new family, if not get a whole new family all over again.
|18 Mar 2015
|08 Mar 2015
||OMG my life is ruined. My problem effects every single aspect of my life. The problem is i cant stop farting. People wont talk to me anymore. Not even at work. My wife left me. All i have left is my constant farting. I am going to pull the bed sheets over my head and inhale my farts untill i die.
|04 Mar 2015
||jump from the tallest building in the city, dressing like a "teletube".
|12 Feb 2015
||with a fork
|11 Feb 2015
||back flip off a building in the middle of no-were after writing goodbye.
|08 Feb 2015
||Shave off everysingle hair on your body and then paper cut yourself 1million times. Then the sea gulls with surround you and devour the meat from your bones in seconds.