|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|30 May 2014||script for short parody||Me: I need to wash some clothes
My Mum: you are always in the way, I wish I never had you.
me: I just want to die. Fuck this shit.
|28 May 2014||reimudakku||eat more candies. tooth decay will kill you then.|
|20 May 2014||uncle dEaDie||Uncle dEaDiekins is about to have to get the hatchet out. I got six more chickens to put in the freezer.|
|18 May 2014||shirley vigneau||Play with matches.|
|13 May 2014||drink bleach and everything else under ur sinks|
|25 Mar 2014||zane||do a sexy genocide.
put a stripper pole in
your parents living room without asking.
|05 Feb 2014||Sam||that monster under your bed|
|15 Jan 2014||Jordan Z. Tickler||Have your friends tickle you until you die laughing.|
|28 Dec 2013||deadiekins||Sniff your own farts out of a garden hose. That wont kill you but it will make a lovely youtube video.
Its been months since an update. Maybe mouchey went and drown herself.
:( :( :( :( :(
oh mouchey!!! where are you? Come play with me.
|18 Dec 2013||Taylor||Eat molded bubble gum|
|15 Nov 2013||Punch a bear cub|
|18 Jul 2013||RZA||Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
|13 Jul 2013||alison||if this works , i will come back in the next life as a 3 year old black and white cat . if you see me on monday it worked . heres hoping , paws crossed .... all go for this sunday .. cant wait thanks for the encouragement|
|22 Jun 2013||Marlitt||I would find a huge -huge teddy bear to hold all the time. No more free hands and no more food to get to my mouth. It`d take a while but eventually it`d work|
|29 Apr 2013||mi||try learning to fly. take a leap. from a very high place. bring feathers and stuffs if you like.|
|20 Apr 2013||raquel||listen to justin bieber for more than 4 hours|
|03 Mar 2013||JFB||Overdose of dreams.|
|11 Feb 2013||Defective Daughter||Dear Mouchette and all the little crazies who are reading this,
Find a very tall tree. Climb to the highest point and jump. You will learn to unfold your wings. That sudden stop is nothing to worry about. If you have forgotten your wings, then the soft leaves and growing grass will catch you.
|09 Dec 2012||sad boy||when on a trip to the sea with your family, let the sea pull you away from all your worries and awful parents. get caught in a ripcurrent that only wants to be your friend. (kidnapped not out of malice but loneliness)|
|09 Dec 2012||commit a group suicide with your sad-eyed rose-cheeked classmates in the wood. lie at the bottom of the sleepy stream, holding hands, and pretend to be a little fish. once you drown, your bodies will be kissed and loved by the the fish and bugs and they will make something beautiful out of your flesh.|