|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|26 Dec 2000||Xen NGU||Drink lots of water, not just lots but Gallons of it, and not just gallons I mean a whole hell of a lot of water.
And if that doesn't work I always find driving into the shallow end of a pool real nice.
|23 Dec 2000||Voodoo||Read all the dumb posts here, noting all spelling mistakes and grammatical errors: you'll die of old age before you have the cahnce to kill yourself.|
|25 Nov 2000||Hewhoshallnotbenamed||Your blood was too arrogant to follow my instructions. Ask your mother.|
|25 Nov 2000||damborn||Razors pain you and rivers are damp.
Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp.
Guns are unlawful,
gass smells awful,
You might as well live.
|24 Nov 2000||david||take off all your clothes and come with me kid|
|22 Nov 2000||Ezekial Garrockas||Tell your dad you're going to turn him in for molesting you.|
|21 Nov 2000||If you dont enjoy life.
Change what you are doing.
Change what you are thinking.
Change who you hang around.
Follow your passion and you'll never want to think about suicide.
Earl Nightingale said "You become what you think about."
|20 Nov 2000||J||What an incredible site! I really think you should take 365 of the best entries and make a 'suicide suggestion' calendar. Oh, and for my suggestion, you could always publish the calendar on glossy laminated paper. Then lock yourself in a closet and burn a few boxes of them until you suffocate.|
|19 Nov 2000||Mark Murphy||Do nothing. I absolutely, positively can guarantee you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you will eventually die. In this universe of existential horror, with its unimaginable gulf of time and space, our lives are mayfly brief.|
|18 Nov 2000||big tim||disrespect me|
|17 Nov 2000||kettle meaney||The drug ketamine can be used to simulate a near death experience in all its earth-shattering majesty. Actual suicide, in any form, seems uninspired. There are plenty of references to be found online.|
|17 Nov 2000||toadprincess||eat yer brussell sprouts|
|17 Nov 2000||righty||listen to these people. listen to your parents, your teachers, anyone who claims to have any kind of authority, the media, law enforcement, psychiatrists, doctors, you local role models.
listen to them and you will find a passive suicide. you don't even have to actually do anything. they are more than willing to do the killing for you.
|17 Nov 2000||Rich||I don't know, I made it past there and so therefore can't help you. You really need the advice of someone who's already done it, but that probably wouldn't work 'cos they're dead.
Someone suggested hiring someone to do it. They said it was too expensive, duh! Pay them after the jobs done, dummy!
Anyway, seeing as your question is altogether a bit dumb one wonders whether you might be better placed debating whether you have the intellectual capacity to consider the question from all angles. I think the answer to this is probably no.
I wouldn't suggest it as a reasonable course of action anyway, your web skills are pretty damned good, so get a decent job and telework from Mauritius, then you might be happy.
|17 Nov 2000||cacogen||Before you die, you must ensure a proper reception.
A favorite pet will do. One that has passed on; recently, if possible.
Tell it to wait for you. The journey onward will be easier with company.
As for the manner of death, might I suggest an ill-advised lunge after an accidentally dropped bottle of sleeping pills at a tall building's edge?
|17 Nov 2000||j random stranger||take out your heart
you cannot live without your heart
put it on the web
|17 Nov 2000||bruce||Ask your adult family to: Spoil you; Hug you; Love you to death.
Ask your younger family members to: Tease you, Annoy you, or Tickle you to death.
After all, we've all heard those expressions used, so they must have worked sometime !
|18 Oct 2000||michael||You have to stay alive until you're 30..40 years old, then to recognize that it is already too late to kill yourself because you missed the right time. So you stay alive until age/cancer/a car accident/ (whatever) does the job of doing this liveless life away.
More "beautiful": to recognize that you've hurt someone you have never had the wish to hurt and let your soul cry until it is dead. The empty cover may stay longer. --- Hey, is THIS what a kid should worry about?
|09 Oct 2000||Andrew Hill||Kill Mouchette's cat and don't tell her why you did it.|
|25 Sep 2000||Çhriß||To go to the pixelated cat and DO NOT KILL IT. IT WILL EVENTUALLY KILL YOU. Even though you didn't kill yourself, you let something else kill you. It's kinda like suicide?|