|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|14 Oct 2001||rhatch||join al-Qaeda and volunteer to crash a plane into a building, no one will suspect if you are under 13|
|06 Oct 2001||Andronicus||Write your entire life story in your body with a knive, and then just wait until you bleed to death. Most original suicide note ever...|
|18 Sep 2001||firehead||Go to New York city... jump off the Twin Tower B of the World Trace Center.... oh, I forgot... they're GONE!!!!|
|08 Sep 2001||Enzo||Being trapped in your site, feeling at the same time dazzled and confused, I must confess, and admiring your ability to surprise me with almost every click, it finally dawned on me that if you could create the ultimate virtual experience, one a zillion times more engaging than this one, you could have people like me stay here forever, as it could be more entertaining than life itself. Forever? That is until we die, there is no forever for our awareness of being, at least so I am afraid.
Maybe we are living inside a suicide kit already. We are probably reluctant to accept it that way, at least I am.
Some solutions in the kit may be faster than others, but I am not going to give you a faster one than continuing to push the envelope while waiting for your time. You have a lot to offer.
|29 Aug 2001||Azariel Abernathy||A REAL suicide kit
I recently got to visit MassMoCA, or the Massachussets Museum of Contemporary Art. There, in an exibit on FLUXUS, an art movement that flourished and faded in the '60s and '70s. In one display case, there was a dark wooden box, labeled in in black paint as a Suicide kit. The contents included 2 shotgun shells, a razor blade wrapped in tissue paper, and best of all, a plug with a 2 conductor cord coming out of it. Attached to the cord were two alligator clips, one on each wire. In short, it was a finely crafted, well aged, autoelectrocution device! What fun...
|20 Aug 2001||What's with everyone's attitude here. Doesn't it say above that this is meant as a TOY so you can PRETEND to kill yourself? Can't you self-rightous morons READ? Man, just mention the word "suicide" and watch a million peoples faces go blank as they mutter some inane platitude about how sacred life is and how it would hurt everyone else and how selfish you are and...
IT'S A GAME, DAMN IT!!!!!!
But, let's play devil's advocate, shall we..?
If you want to commit suicide, it's out of pain and the lack of hope that things will improve. Are you selfish to kill yourself without regard for how your family will feel? OR PERHAPS your family are the selfish ones for not being able to accept that you were subject to such a level of pain and hopelessness. Perhaps they're guilty of expecting you to soldier on despite a deep, overwhelming pain that's consuming you - a pain that, presumably, they are not subject to.
Perhaps suicide is a personal choice.
Oh yeah, best way? Carbon monoxide poisoning. Turn on car while still in garage. Go to sleep. Don't wake up.
|18 Aug 2001||Tom Bush||I always thought the best way to kill myself would be to hide in the back yard in the long grass and wait till my dad comes out to cut the lawn. He would run over me with the lawnmower and cut me to ribbons hence loss of blood|
|26 Jul 2001||jean||I would put on my best dress, makeup, favorite high heels and paint my toes with sinful colours... go to my bedroom, stand on a chair, get my neck rounded by a rope, take a deep breath, look at my sexy feet and kick the chair off..
I love the feeling of hanging in the air and kicking my sexy feet struggling for air... but no one can help me! I will be dancing with the rope in the air till the very last moment.. all my pain will be gone..
I tried once but was saved... I gonna do it later tonite. Wish me success...
|25 Jun 2001||barry||ask your mother|
|20 Jun 2001||commit suicide is a good way to kill yourself!!|
|12 May 2001||lili||You know, this could have saved my life. I was so serious and desparate until I read the pathetic, self-centered, self-pitying, agonisingly IDIOTIC DRIVLE that I would hate to be included in. It IS hard, and IT DOES only get worse. And what clear-ish person can participate in a world like this-- meaningfully and without eye-patches? But I just can't. Because it is distastefull and so stupid. At least here it is.|
|27 Apr 2001||Pepsi Suicide||A bunch of people suggest aspirin or tylenol, or any painkillers with a bottle of alcohol will do. It works most of the time... but a lot of times it leaves you it the hospital for days of exscrutiating pain... sometimes it doesn't work, and then you'll regret you tried that method in the first place. (Did i spell exscrutiating right? O well... I don't give a shit. Hey, that's why I'm on this site in the first place!) L8ter. Have fun!!|
|19 Apr 2001||Sandra||Slitting wrists doesn't work. I've been trying for ages. Taking pills even sucks more. I find the best way to commit suicide is to twist your neck so it faces the back and you hair is facing the front of you. I've known people who tried that. And I've never known anyone on who it failed. You need a great deal of strength though. But if you place your hands in the right way (just between the insides you your neck) and twist suddenly in one direction it works easily. Hope it helps. I have way more ideas. E-mail me for more if you want.
SEE YOU IN HELL!
|18 Apr 2001||Miranda||The Best Way is to hang yourself in your laundry room so your parents will find you hanging. I'm going to do it May 1st 2001, that's in 15 days.|
|04 Apr 2001||scribble||ask a grad student about their theory on derrida, kick back, & just wait for your brain to wilt|
|19 Feb 2001||THE ROCK||ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US|
|02 Feb 2001||Lola Boeys||The very best way, of course, is to eat and eat and eat and eat. You eat cakes and candies and french fries and weenies and nuts and candels and toenails and toast and chicken and spaghetti and dumplings! All that. And you just keep eating everything you like and everything you wonder about until
and then you eat another bite.
|18 Jan 2001||Shamen||OK, don't take any of the advice that has been posted so far, why? I'm not telling you that to keep you alive, just that how would any of these people know the best ways of killing themselves if they are still alive?
I tried several times to commit suicide, many a time I went to sleep after taking too many pills and never expected to wake up again, perhaps I didn't, I don't know anymore and I doubt I ever will.
So, my advice if you would like to hear it, search, enjoy, taste, explore, if you're 13 then you've got roughly 57 years to go, it's not long.
All good things to those who wait...
|30 Dec 2000||JohnnyP||Work your way backwards:
1) Go visit a cemetary.. figure out what you want on your grave: Here lies a loser who went to this website.
2) Go visit a childrens hospital to see children under 13 dying from cancer and ask them if they have ever seen this website.
3) Go to your computer and remove this website from your cached browser locations
4) Search for a website that challenges the mind instead of one that tries to waste it.
5) Get a life
|26 Dec 2000||an artist in ohio||wait, then wait some more... experience is all there is... sex; boyfriends, girlfriends (both); different places; different times; different people like stupid teens, old maids, widowers, preps, goths, strait-edges, stoners; be rich; be poor; feast, starve; just experience EVERYTHING.
choose how to die...
maybe, you will be old then and die anyway. or maybe the harsher experiences will kill you instead. just remember if you don't live and experience things, then you are already dead...