| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 23 Jan 2014 | You mom | Fuck you, mouchette |
| 17 Jul 2013 | anon | Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch |
| 01 Jul 2013 | Navy SEAL | What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. |
| 30 Jun 2013 | Luis | OP you are a faggot |
| 05 Dec 2012 | None Of Yours | Dont kill yourself! what the hell is the matter with you? This website will be taken down immediatly. |
| 13 Nov 2012 | jackie | the problem here is that other kids might see this. Do you really want to be the person who gave kids ideas on how they should kill themselves. Devastating on your karma, hideous legacy to leave behind. think this site over. |
| 07 May 2012 | anne | WTF...REALLY??? i looked up the suicide kit because i read that the woman selling them was sentenced today and this is the bullshit i stumble across... |
| 11 Apr 2012 | polly | this is so sick ,why do you wanna teach kids how to kill themselves |
| 12 Mar 2012 | getagrip | ur sick fucks u wnt kids 2 play suicide?? wot the actual fuck is wrong with u people get a fuckin grip think about sum1 other than urselves n ur supposed pathetic n painful lives ppl prob go thru worse shit than u have all ever dreamed of n they carry on evry day like normal ppl do grow up get a grip and think about how the people around u wid feel if u died!! n the kids game better b a fuckin joke or u ppl need sum serious fuckin help kids games shud b happy n b about life n fun not depression n death u all need sort urselves out u make a rod 4 ur own bk u dnt like ur life change it!! |
| 12 Mar 2012 | This site is sick i hope the site dev dies a slow painful death for putting this shit out there for kids. | |
| 13 Oct 2011 | anonaymous | You are a sick fuck! there are millions of under 13 year olds that want to kill themself. what kind of sick bitch would want to be a part in killing innocent kids that need help, but then again, you need more help than they do. PS im 13 and something like this could hit a child like me pretty hard. when the lord comes on judgement day i only pray that you have got some good help by then. sick basterd. |
| 24 Sep 2011 | what the hell kind of question is this? | |
| 22 Sep 2011 | jackie | This game is so stupid fuck you creator everyone deserves to live!! |
| 01 Aug 2011 | WTF is wrong with you | |
| 10 Jun 2011 | Bridget | This subject is stupid. -,- |
| 25 May 2011 | You have officially reserved a spot in hell | Your a sick bastard |
| 23 May 2011 | april | U people shouldbe assamed of ur selves ur askingbabies that question |
| 01 May 2011 | kdfks | your fucking retard you crazy bitch |
| 28 Apr 2011 | Dumb fuck | what the fuck is this you dumb fucks. goddamn no wonder america is so fucked up because of stupid fucks like whoever runs this site. go suck a dick. maybe you can choke and die on that you dumb motherfuckers. |
| 19 Mar 2011 | KEVIN | `YOU COULDNT HELP ANYONE THIS IS NO JOKE YOU WANT TO MEAT ME AND I COULD EXPLAIN TO YOU |
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