|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Oct 2004||The Maltese Bippy||What in the good gotdamn is this shit? Telling tweens how to kill themselves? Get a grip and quit acting like pussies. There are people who went through the holocaust, the great depression, and WWII as kids. You fuckers have computers, MTV, nice clothes, etc. Stop being such losers and do something to contribute to society like volunteer at a homeless shelter or animal shelter. Stop being so fucking selfish and lame!|
|18 Oct 2004||jen||<b>Hey. Clue up. It's called GROWING UP. Try not wallowing in your misery and go for a walk. Listen to happier music. Stop convincing yourself your life is terrible, you'd be better off dead, etc. And for those of you actually giving suicide advice to children, I have one question for you; what the fuck? How could you possibly encourage small children to do this?! And one more question... You think life is so hard right now, your life is terrible; what's worse? A measly 65-80 years of working through it and making it all the way until you are suppossed to go, or killing yourself right now and spending a damned eternity in hell? There's a reason people don't just kill themselves because they don't like how things are, there are <i>consequences!!</i>
this is pathetic, if you need attention or help or whatever... go to social services, get a shrink, talk to someone that isn't going to tell you suicide is the answer. Bunch of cowards if you back out of life after getting this far... Even thirteen years is a good distance to have come... You're just going to stop now?</b>
|18 Oct 2004||Jason||How about NOT killing yourself? I'm not going to spew off some happy-go-lucky psycho-babble and try to tell you that you have so much to live for, or some crazy shit about God. Instead I'm going to tell you that you're a fucking jerk-off. You're under 13 and you're seriously thinking about killing yourself? What the fuck do you know about life at age 13? So many people have it so much worse than you do and you don't hear them bitching. Here's a better idea - instead of taking the easy way out and becoming a tool for rejects everywhere, how about getting a fucking grip on reality and enlisting the help of some yuppy psychiatrist. Yes, you've got to PAY them to be your friend, but at least you're establishing loyalty. Don't get me wrong - I really don't give a fuck if you die or not. I just think it's pathetic that a person not even 13 years of age thinks they've got it all figured out. News flash: there's more to life than you will ever, EVER know. The least you could do is wait it out a bit, get laid a few times, and maybe experience a few mood-altering substances before you say fuck it all.|
|18 Oct 2004||Don't Kill Yourself||You kids are so messed up. I am pretty sure that alot of you are just saying this stuff because you want to fit in somewhere so you become this goth/satanist/nihilist thing. Seriously, you need help. Life is not that hard, especially in non-Third World countries. I watched my father shoot at my mother. I watched her get beat. I watched my dad beat my aunt. I have been fairly poor for about half of my life. I can hardly pay rent right now. Its still good. You only get one shot at life. Live it. Quit being little pussies and taking the easy way out.|
|18 Oct 2004||tubgirl||this site is the gayest thing since web logs. i would tell you to go kill yourself but u would never be smart enough to figure it out. fucktards!|
|18 Oct 2004||Anon||You people are 13 and under? Jesus. While you are young you can find help for the suffering you are going through - just dont turn to drink or drugs as it will make it worse. The thing is you are recommending killing yourself with this site - dont you know thats the cowards way out? Just dont do it you weird screwed up american people.|
|18 Oct 2004||chuds||you are all posers|
|18 Oct 2004||Issac||Well, seeing that life is so fragile and precious, losing it shouldn't be that hard. So stop being creative about it, suicide isn't about being remembered it's about being effaced. To poison yourself on a bed of roses defeats the purpose as does trying to behead yourself with a kitana blade (God how stupid could you be). The only real way to commit suicide would be to jump in front of a bus/train/helicopter, take an overdose of heroin in your room (without calling anyone in the process or setting yourself up to be discovered), slitting your wrists when no one's home, throwing the toaster in the bathtub with you, pissing on the third rail of the subway, whatever, just as long as it will succeed because it's not very hard to kill yourself. People die every day, they die young, and they don't want to. It's an incredible pity when someone who really wants to go is unsuccessful. It should never happen. Remember that suicide is the only truly philosophical question and not something to be trifled with. It's not for weepy teenagers, or depressed bachelors, it's for people making a conscious philosophical decision on the value and quality of life at a certain time in a certain place for a certain person. Nothing is more sacred. So drop the fucking teenage rebellion/ I'm real mature act. Either do it or don't; shit or get off the pot. Stop fucking around with a sacred choice, that you're not able to make.|
|12 Oct 2004||john||I think you just want some attention because if you are dead serious about killing yourself, you would have done it already without making a big fuss about it. I think you are a yellow belly coward of a person... why don't you go out there and enjoy life. Do something good to your neighbors and friends. That my friend, is what will make you truly happy.|
|08 Oct 2004||Justin||I'm with Jessica just shut up and do it already!!|
|06 Oct 2004||heartsbleedblue||What's the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?.... Are you fucking serious? No really? Because im finding it very frickin hard to believe that a kid under 13 would want to kill themselves?
I mean really, come on! how much does a 13 year old kid know about the world? How much can they know about themselves? How much can they know a bout LIFE!?
If you're under 13 and you are thinking of killing yourself, sit down and ask yourself why.
Fucking hell! How SELFISH can a person be? What about the people around you. If you think this is a game it's NOT. Once it's done, that's it. There's no fucking reset button.
So you think about that for a little bit, before you make a decision....
|28 Sep 2004||I HATE YOU||FUCK YOU MOUCHETTE YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT I HATE YOU ANS YOUR SUPID SIGHT|
|24 Sep 2004||Deadlypudding||Okay why is my name being brought up as some impersonator. I got some thing in my email from Mouchette telling me to see some "private page" so I thought that while I'm here I'll look in on the kit. What do I find? People think I'm some impersonator. That's stupid. This whole Flamer situation is stupid. He left, that's a good thing so try tyo be happy he did since he won't fuck your shit up anymore. One minute everyone's saying he should go then the next they're provoking him back. What the fuck do you people want?
Anyway, I would just like everyone to forget my name and move on. You're all acting really childish about this Flamer thing. Just let him go. There's no sense in bringing him back. And Flamer I must say you're doing the smart thing by leaving, this whole place is stupid and brings no good.
So everyone can stop accusing me of stuff and get over Flamer. okay?
|22 Sep 2004||Flamer||Disregard that last post I'm not gone at all. I was having a moment where I actually believed the bullshit that's coming out of my mouth. I also forgot that the stuff I posted earlier is actually true(like being gay and suicidal). I just like to be hypocritical at times. Also I like to put up a big bullshit show for everyone on this site. The only thing I said that's true is DON'T COME HERE LOOKING FOR HELP!!! YOU WON'T FIND IT!!! Oh I'll never really leave here either. I'll come back after some takes a stab at me, just because of my pride.
Oh and Flamer, You have been flamed. Now who's the bitch that's running away crying? Certainly must be you with your anger insecurities. You thought you were real comin here with your shit-talk and Fuck you attitude, well I'd say your a bitch... 'specially since you seemed so determined to stay and Flame. Now you're gone. wow you really got worked up didn't you? Did we hurt you that bad? What was all that shit you said about not listening to people on the internet and that stuff about "IT's NOT REAL!! IT'S ALL FAKE YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!". You remember that? It was just yesterday that you said it. I hope you stay gone because you're only full of contradictions and bullshit.
So do me a favor, get some ice cause you'll need it for that burn. Flamer II out.
|21 Sep 2004||The Real Flamer||So, I guess there's a Flamer in all of us. Still, you just might be the next best thing, but you're not quite me.
The Flamer haters have overestimated me. Phil, you have overestimated me. I should not be compared to any medical professional because I definitely not. I am a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants, and I don't need any training for that. The lessons that I sometimes try to teach aren't usually taught in hospitals and shit. They have to be all professional and all this bull shit, and that's fine, people need that I guess. But I think people could also use a dose of reality too. There's fucked up people out there (like me apparently) and they will try to get to you.... and fucked up things happen and they will try to get to you.
So when some fucking cunt in a can like me tries to push your buttons and play with your insecurities, you can't let it get to you because then you lose. That's the way it is. Most people naturally want to have power over you, even your friends. What I wanted Phil to see was the obsurdity of my attacks, and that's why I said you should laugh at me (as opposed to getting all pissed and trying to analyze me and get me back and all this bull shit). You shouldn't give a screw what anyone thinks. And to the Flamer impersonaters, congratulations, you have been Flamed!
By the way, why would I want to kill myself and act the way I do if I were gay? So you're saying gays are suicidal freaks? Hmmmm, I don't think I'm the one who hates gays.
Anyway, now that I spilled everything, Flamer is retiring, and shall not return. Fuck you all, you all suck. You're all losers. I hate you. You're FUCKING FUCKED IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry to anyone who comes to Mouchette's site thinking this is actually a place to get help. You have come to the wrong place. THIS SITE ISN'T REAL YOU MORONS!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!! Call your hospital and ask for the suicide hotline if you want someone to talk to. FUCK MOUCHETTE!!!!!!
|21 Sep 2004||Kati||You are soooo fucking stupid!! You're only 13!! How can your life be that bad already?? Yeah, you might fight w. your family or shit like that but it gets better!! It doesn't stay like that forever. Killing yourself is a permanant solution to a temp. problem. You people who are thinking of killing yourselves need to go to a counsoler or something...|
|20 Sep 2004||Flamer||Also I have no idea what I'm even FUCKING talking about sometimes. I don't know shit about psychology or mental health because I dropped out of school when everyone found out I was gay. You see I was to busy getting dicks rammed up my ass to know anything about social phobia or suicide. I think you're all fucked up in the head because I'm not. My suicidal reasons are justified because my homosexuality has ruined my life. You all are pussies, afraid of life.
YOU ARE ALL FUCKED!!!! YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!!
|20 Sep 2004||Flamer||Well guys I can't help the way I act because I'm secretly gay and I want to kill myself too just like the rest of you. I hate myself. I used to burn cats and kill small animals for fun. Now I like to slit my wrists and rub the blood on my face. Then I get my lover to let me lick nut out of his asshole. I hate people like me and I wish I had the guts to kill myself I really do. I make fun of all of you because as you can tell I'm insecure in myself. I just want my daddy. Why did you leave daddy I just want an ass-raping like I used to get, that would keep me in line. PLease don't think bad of me I'm only trying to help by calling you a pathetic fucking loser who should've never been born. I mean why else would I say it unless you're completely FUCKED in the first place. I hate you all but I think suicide is for ass-rapers and cocksmokers. You all fucking suck.|
|19 Sep 2004||Candice||WOW ok all of you guys are seirously fuckin dumb.... if you all are too wimpy not to live life and kill yourselves then fuckin go for it but it is so fucking stupid... you are putting your fuckinselves out of pain when u wil jst be putting a whole shit load of people who care about u in more pain then u are... happy now good i hope u are... wahtever life is worth it...if u honestly have that bad of a life go get help! AND above all this site is for girls/boys who want to kill themselves when they are under 13 years of age, so all you pussy 28 year olds in here and shit need to either not post Ne thing about u wanting to kill yourself or at least say something helpful like umm dont do it .... you are 28 fuckin years old u are on your own do wahtever u fuckin want but dont encourage 13 and unders to kill themselvs honesly get some fuckin sence....i am just saying al you 13 year olds need to stop thinking all this shit and live your life like a kid...HAVE FUN!!! if it means getting help then so be it but dont fuckin be a whimp about the world and kill yourself|
|18 Sep 2004||Flamer||Phil, you are incorrect about social anxiety disorder, as very much is known about it. In fact, I happen to be an expert on social phobia, and I can explain it to you for your benefit, and to everyone else. Phil, you have social phobia because you are a fucking loser who has no confidence in himself. People scare you because you know that everyone is better than you. You don't know what to say around people because you know that anything you have to say is stupid. And it bothers you that other people will think you are stupid because you need their approval. Basically, having social anxiety means that you have absolutely no confidence in anything you do, you are a loser, a freak, an outcast, you think that everything you do is wrong and stupid and you worry that no one loves you, and no one can love you because you suck ass. Nothing you do is right, everything about you is wrong, you are one fucked up mother fucker.
If you were in front of people at a party or something, your balls would shrink to the size of a grape seed, and you would cower in a corner and not know what the fuck to do. And then I'd walk up to you and punch you in the face, and you wouldn't know what the fuck to do because you'd be scared shitless, and you wouldn't even be able to defend yourself you fucking pussy!! You're scared of people, and you want them to like you, but you secretly hate them..... A LOT!!!! You bastard, fuck you, you hateful son of a bitch!!! Who would want to be around such a hateful mother fucker like you!?!?!? Fucking retard. You're lucky that you're gay because no woman would ever want such a pussy, but you might have some luck with a gay loser who's just as fucked up as you. What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you hate people you bastard? Because they understand social dynamics and you don't? Because they can be happy and you can't? FUCK YOU!!!!!!
So the next time you go to your lame ass therapist, tell them Flamer sent you and they'll know what to do for you. They'll tell you to laugh at me, and laugh at yourself too, you fucking moron.