Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Oct 2004 Get over it This is a pathetic plea for attention but I'll bite. Get over it. I don't care what the fuck has happened in your life but guaranteed, that and worse has happened to someone else. Seriously there shouldn't be any complaints from the little brats living in 1st-2nd world countries. All over the world there are children fucking fighting to stay alive everyday with no real future to look forward to while rich little goth pricks sitting talk about how life sucks so much while they eat 3+ meals a day and have running water, a house, and electricity. Oh but depression is sooo bad I'm suffering you say? Get a shrink millions of depression sufferers have done it, what's your problem? I really don't care what your issues are, they are none that justify killing yourself. So stop with the bullshit pleas for attention and stop wasting peoples time.
19 Oct 2004 Mr. Bojangles Break your fucking neck you dumbass.

It's fucking simple. God damn you kids need to stop having connections to the internet. Your pathetic site is shitty too.

Impotent Moron.
19 Oct 2004 crap for brains Jesus, you've been trying to come up with a way to kill yourself since 1997? Our choices here are as follows: a) you are stupid, b) you can't read, or c) you have no real plan for suicide. You're not fooling anyone. Find another way to get attention.
19 Oct 2004 disenchantedwithbitchyteens Hang around for a couple more weeks and wait for Bush to get re-elected. We're all gonna suffer for that.

Seriously, find another way to fit in. This "I want to kill myself but I don't know how" shit is pathetic. I have to agree with the "Shit or get off the pot" group. There are millions of kids your age who can't get enough to eat, whose parents rape and beat them, who can't see or hear or speak or think. If you think you've got it bad, you're not doing any good to society. You've got plenty of ideas now, but somehow I don't think they're going to get used. So quit bitching and give yourself some purpose. When I was your age I had a job and was volunteering at any charity that would take me. Don't be so goddamn self-centered.
19 Oct 2004 The Maltese Bippy What in the good gotdamn is this shit? Telling tweens how to kill themselves? Get a grip and quit acting like pussies. There are people who went through the holocaust, the great depression, and WWII as kids. You fuckers have computers, MTV, nice clothes, etc. Stop being such losers and do something to contribute to society like volunteer at a homeless shelter or animal shelter. Stop being so fucking selfish and lame!
18 Oct 2004 jen <b>Hey. Clue up. It's called GROWING UP. Try not wallowing in your misery and go for a walk. Listen to happier music. Stop convincing yourself your life is terrible, you'd be better off dead, etc. And for those of you actually giving suicide advice to children, I have one question for you; what the fuck? How could you possibly encourage small children to do this?! And one more question... You think life is so hard right now, your life is terrible; what's worse? A measly 65-80 years of working through it and making it all the way until you are suppossed to go, or killing yourself right now and spending a damned eternity in hell? There's a reason people don't just kill themselves because they don't like how things are, there are <i>consequences!!</i>

this is pathetic, if you need attention or help or whatever... go to social services, get a shrink, talk to someone that isn't going to tell you suicide is the answer. Bunch of cowards if you back out of life after getting this far... Even thirteen years is a good distance to have come... You're just going to stop now?</b>
18 Oct 2004 Jason How about NOT killing yourself? I'm not going to spew off some happy-go-lucky psycho-babble and try to tell you that you have so much to live for, or some crazy shit about God. Instead I'm going to tell you that you're a fucking jerk-off. You're under 13 and you're seriously thinking about killing yourself? What the fuck do you know about life at age 13? So many people have it so much worse than you do and you don't hear them bitching. Here's a better idea - instead of taking the easy way out and becoming a tool for rejects everywhere, how about getting a fucking grip on reality and enlisting the help of some yuppy psychiatrist. Yes, you've got to PAY them to be your friend, but at least you're establishing loyalty. Don't get me wrong - I really don't give a fuck if you die or not. I just think it's pathetic that a person not even 13 years of age thinks they've got it all figured out. News flash: there's more to life than you will ever, EVER know. The least you could do is wait it out a bit, get laid a few times, and maybe experience a few mood-altering substances before you say fuck it all.
18 Oct 2004 Don't Kill Yourself You kids are so messed up. I am pretty sure that alot of you are just saying this stuff because you want to fit in somewhere so you become this goth/satanist/nihilist thing. Seriously, you need help. Life is not that hard, especially in non-Third World countries. I watched my father shoot at my mother. I watched her get beat. I watched my dad beat my aunt. I have been fairly poor for about half of my life. I can hardly pay rent right now. Its still good. You only get one shot at life. Live it. Quit being little pussies and taking the easy way out.
18 Oct 2004 tubgirl this site is the gayest thing since web logs. i would tell you to go kill yourself but u would never be smart enough to figure it out. fucktards!
18 Oct 2004 Anon You people are 13 and under? Jesus. While you are young you can find help for the suffering you are going through - just dont turn to drink or drugs as it will make it worse. The thing is you are recommending killing yourself with this site - dont you know thats the cowards way out? Just dont do it you weird screwed up american people.
18 Oct 2004 chuds you are all posers
18 Oct 2004 Issac Well, seeing that life is so fragile and precious, losing it shouldn't be that hard. So stop being creative about it, suicide isn't about being remembered it's about being effaced. To poison yourself on a bed of roses defeats the purpose as does trying to behead yourself with a kitana blade (God how stupid could you be). The only real way to commit suicide would be to jump in front of a bus/train/helicopter, take an overdose of heroin in your room (without calling anyone in the process or setting yourself up to be discovered), slitting your wrists when no one's home, throwing the toaster in the bathtub with you, pissing on the third rail of the subway, whatever, just as long as it will succeed because it's not very hard to kill yourself. People die every day, they die young, and they don't want to. It's an incredible pity when someone who really wants to go is unsuccessful. It should never happen. Remember that suicide is the only truly philosophical question and not something to be trifled with. It's not for weepy teenagers, or depressed bachelors, it's for people making a conscious philosophical decision on the value and quality of life at a certain time in a certain place for a certain person. Nothing is more sacred. So drop the fucking teenage rebellion/ I'm real mature act. Either do it or don't; shit or get off the pot. Stop fucking around with a sacred choice, that you're not able to make.
12 Oct 2004 john I think you just want some attention because if you are dead serious about killing yourself, you would have done it already without making a big fuss about it. I think you are a yellow belly coward of a person... why don't you go out there and enjoy life. Do something good to your neighbors and friends. That my friend, is what will make you truly happy.
08 Oct 2004 Justin I'm with Jessica just shut up and do it already!!
06 Oct 2004 heartsbleedblue What's the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?.... Are you fucking serious? No really? Because im finding it very frickin hard to believe that a kid under 13 would want to kill themselves?
I mean really, come on! how much does a 13 year old kid know about the world? How much can they know about themselves? How much can they know a bout LIFE!?
If you're under 13 and you are thinking of killing yourself, sit down and ask yourself why.
Fucking hell! How SELFISH can a person be? What about the people around you. If you think this is a game it's NOT. Once it's done, that's it. There's no fucking reset button.
So you think about that for a little bit, before you make a decision....
24 Sep 2004 Deadlypudding Okay why is my name being brought up as some impersonator. I got some thing in my email from Mouchette telling me to see some "private page" so I thought that while I'm here I'll look in on the kit. What do I find? People think I'm some impersonator. That's stupid. This whole Flamer situation is stupid. He left, that's a good thing so try tyo be happy he did since he won't fuck your shit up anymore. One minute everyone's saying he should go then the next they're provoking him back. What the fuck do you people want?

Anyway, I would just like everyone to forget my name and move on. You're all acting really childish about this Flamer thing. Just let him go. There's no sense in bringing him back. And Flamer I must say you're doing the smart thing by leaving, this whole place is stupid and brings no good.

So everyone can stop accusing me of stuff and get over Flamer. okay?
22 Sep 2004 Flamer Disregard that last post I'm not gone at all. I was having a moment where I actually believed the bullshit that's coming out of my mouth. I also forgot that the stuff I posted earlier is actually true(like being gay and suicidal). I just like to be hypocritical at times. Also I like to put up a big bullshit show for everyone on this site. The only thing I said that's true is DON'T COME HERE LOOKING FOR HELP!!! YOU WON'T FIND IT!!! Oh I'll never really leave here either. I'll come back after some takes a stab at me, just because of my pride.

Oh and Flamer, You have been flamed. Now who's the bitch that's running away crying? Certainly must be you with your anger insecurities. You thought you were real comin here with your shit-talk and Fuck you attitude, well I'd say your a bitch... 'specially since you seemed so determined to stay and Flame. Now you're gone. wow you really got worked up didn't you? Did we hurt you that bad? What was all that shit you said about not listening to people on the internet and that stuff about "IT's NOT REAL!! IT'S ALL FAKE YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!". You remember that? It was just yesterday that you said it. I hope you stay gone because you're only full of contradictions and bullshit.

So do me a favor, get some ice cause you'll need it for that burn. Flamer II out.
21 Sep 2004 The Real Flamer So, I guess there's a Flamer in all of us. Still, you just might be the next best thing, but you're not quite me.

The Flamer haters have overestimated me. Phil, you have overestimated me. I should not be compared to any medical professional because I definitely not. I am a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants, and I don't need any training for that. The lessons that I sometimes try to teach aren't usually taught in hospitals and shit. They have to be all professional and all this bull shit, and that's fine, people need that I guess. But I think people could also use a dose of reality too. There's fucked up people out there (like me apparently) and they will try to get to you.... and fucked up things happen and they will try to get to you.

So when some fucking cunt in a can like me tries to push your buttons and play with your insecurities, you can't let it get to you because then you lose. That's the way it is. Most people naturally want to have power over you, even your friends. What I wanted Phil to see was the obsurdity of my attacks, and that's why I said you should laugh at me (as opposed to getting all pissed and trying to analyze me and get me back and all this bull shit). You shouldn't give a screw what anyone thinks. And to the Flamer impersonaters, congratulations, you have been Flamed!

By the way, why would I want to kill myself and act the way I do if I were gay? So you're saying gays are suicidal freaks? Hmmmm, I don't think I'm the one who hates gays.

Anyway, now that I spilled everything, Flamer is retiring, and shall not return. Fuck you all, you all suck. You're all losers. I hate you. You're FUCKING FUCKED IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry to anyone who comes to Mouchette's site thinking this is actually a place to get help. You have come to the wrong place. THIS SITE ISN'T REAL YOU MORONS!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!! Call your hospital and ask for the suicide hotline if you want someone to talk to. FUCK MOUCHETTE!!!!!!
21 Sep 2004 Kati You are soooo fucking stupid!! You're only 13!! How can your life be that bad already?? Yeah, you might fight w. your family or shit like that but it gets better!! It doesn't stay like that forever. Killing yourself is a permanant solution to a temp. problem. You people who are thinking of killing yourselves need to go to a counsoler or something...

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