|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|29 May 2005||total loser||has this site gotten a little off track? or what? i mean people post on topics of i am going to commit suicide, i will help, dont do it, exploding orgasams, jokes about those who want to commit suicide, and so on and so forth.
i mean i could whine about how i am gay and people make fun of me and beat me up and my parents hate me and i am too deppressed to do good in school and my family is poor and to top it off i am ugly. WTF?
LOOK PEOPLE THIS SITE IS FOR SUGGESTIONS ON SUICIDE KITS FOR KIDS UNDER 13. CAN YOU YUPPIES READ? LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE:
SUICIDE KIT # 13
FIRST OF ALL YOU NEED MORE THAN WHATS IN THIS KIT. YOU NEED CHRONIC DEPPRESSION AND DEMONIC INFLUINCES IN YOUR LIFE. NEXT, TAKE THE PILLS IN THE PLASTIC WRAPPER. NOW GET IN A BATHTUB FULL OF WATER AND USE THE ELECTRICAL HEATER TO HEAT THE WATER. TO DO THIS PROPERLY PLUG IT IN SIT IN THE WATER AND plunge THE HEATER IN THE WATER. FULLY SUBMURGE IT WITH YOUR HANDS IMMEDIATLY. YOU SHOULD FEEL AN INTENSE SURGE THRU YOUR BODY AND IN NO TIME YOUR FLESH WILL CATCH ON FIRE.
NOTE TO MOUCHETTE: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST PATIENT PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET TO PUT UP WITH A BUNCH OF MORONS TOTALY DESECRATING YOUR SITE.
for shes a jolly good girly
for shes a jolly good girly
which nobody can deny
which no body can deny
(and if they do so what. you soooooo oooo ooo oooooooo oooo oooooooooo ooooooo oooo oooooooo ooooooo oooooooooo oooo cool mouchette. i want to bear your children)
|28 May 2005||nobody likes me||im pissed off how com u never fucking post up any of my letters anymore fuck u bitch|
|27 May 2005||some douche||this just in.
mouchette is working with many anti-suicide orginizations and the fbi as well as other government orginazations internationaly.
she is also evil and is a witch.
and a whore. she has slept with many men including all her uncles and even her own father.
mouchette will burn in hell for all eternity. the burn will be much worse than the burn i experience every time i pee. this burn originated inside the vagina of mouchettes mother. its more commonly known as an STD.
if you dont post this mouchette you are real weak. you can dish out a joke but cant take one.
|27 May 2005||domino||so like this morning i woke up with a headache. then i took some drugs. then i polished the pole while i thought about all the little boys and gilrs out there posting on this site and became suicidal myself. i think that mouchette is just as guilty for the suicideal kids here as the ones who actually kill themselves. mouchette i blame you for this atrocity. last night my brother killed himself. wood mouchete be willing to put a page on this site with a picture of him while he was alive? his name? birthday? i seriously doubt that mouchette would care to take the time to reach out to the kids who may kill themselves without someone reaching out to them. if this thread is not posted then mouchettes charachter is reveled. if she wont post a page up for my little brother than she has a heart of frozen stone.
mouchette, this thread has been copied and sent to many email addresses i have found on your site. there is no way you will get away with this evil you do this time.
did i mention that your mother has a soft tushie.
|26 May 2005||josie||You fuckers encouraged my brother to glue sniff thanks know he is dead. This will play on your mind forever . You heartless wankers.|
|24 May 2005||justdoit||i think you guys should stop talking about it and kill yourself its not hard stop craving for attention jump off a building shot yourself in the head you pussys|
|23 May 2005||shutupmouchette||OK NOW I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS WEBSITE
IF ANY OF YOU ARE FEELING SUICIDAL AND HAVE MSN MESSEGER OR WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO SOMEONE PLEASE DONT HESITATE TO ADD ME ON email@example.com OR firstname.lastname@example.org for email
DONT DO NOTHING THIS FUCK TELLS YOU OK
|23 May 2005||SPRITEZ||RIGHT MOUCHETTE
THIS IS A WARNING
YOU MUST REMOVE THIS SITE IMMEDIATLY
IT IS ILLEGAL TOWARDS PROTECTION OF CHILDEEN IF YOU DO NOT REMOVE THIS WEBSITE IM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO REPORT IT TO THE INTERNET CRIME WATCH WHO WILL THEN DEAL WITH IT IN ACCORDANCE WITH LAW AND LEGAL ACTION COULD BE TAKEN AGAINST YOU WITH A PENALTY FARE OF UP TO 5 YEARS IN PRISON OR A FINE OF $3000 NOW TAKE IT OFF YOU DISGRASEFULL COW ! AND ALSO ANY CHILDREN ON HERE LEAVE IMMEDIATLY! THIS WEBSITE IS VERY RUDE AND YOU BETTER TAKE IT OFF BECAUSE I SWEAR TO YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT I WILL MURDER YOU IF I HAD THE CHANCE RIGHT NOW U BASTURD HAVE SOME RESPECT YOU COW, ALSO CHILDREN MOUCHETTE (THE WEBMASTER OF THIS WEBSITE) IS NOT SUICIDAL THIS WEBSITE WAS IN MOST POSSIBILITIES CREATED FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT. IT BREAKS ALL LAWS OF THE DATA ACT AND HE IS ALSO MOST PRBABLY A PEDOPHILE WHO IS TRYING HIS BEST TO AFFECT CHILDREN NOW TAKE IT DOWN U BASTURD YOU WOULDNT LIKE IT WOULD YOU IF YOU WERE DEPRESSED ANY FUCKING QUERIES EMAIL ME ON email@example.com U FUCKING CUNT AND IF I SEE THIS MESSAGE IS NOT ON YOUR SITE I WILL REPORT YOU! MOTHER FUCKER
|21 May 2005||nobody likes me||hey inoccence faded bitch u dont ever fucking fuck with a mental and sucidal person. and after u have made that comment, eat your moms crayola crayons that she give u for christmas. ive had enough of this bullshit im gonna fucking hunt you down|
|16 May 2005||emma||attention all 'suicidals', life goes on, the world keeps turning, shit happens so get the fuck over it! mouchette didn't ask for your life fucking stories so unless you want to answer her question stop fucking around with her time!!you know what's more sick than suicide??the attention seekers who try to label themselves as 'suicidal'. you people are a joke and i hope you all get hit by a bus. HEY!! there's an idea!!run infront of a bus and get your teeny tiny asses pancaked!!|
|15 May 2005||Natasha||U wacko should be arrested 4 promoting suicide...ur the one who should kill urself bastard! adn shut down this site!! its madness|
|11 May 2005||diablo||i dont have a way to kill ur self but to start u could be the fagget who made my little bro attempt and if i ever find u that will be an easy suicide. another thing that little bastard who made my little bro try should stay the fuck off this website cuz if i find were u wrote it ill hunt u down and beat u into a bloody pulp!|
|08 May 2005||milèna||le suicide c'est pa 1 jeux ça fait souffrir et je vois pas comment on peut délirer là dessus|
|05 May 2005||ya know.. to all you people who have "tried" to commit suicide.. if you really wanted to be dead, you would be. you wouldn't fail at your attempt. if you fail, you just want some attention, and that is a really pathetic way to get it. grow up. quit whining! if you want to kill yourself, go for it! next time, i hope you're not around to tell about how you "attempted suicide".|
|04 May 2005||EMMA||please stop, you're only encouraging the attention seekers to seek more attention AND THATS NOT A GOOD THING WHERE I COME FROM WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! if you really want to kill yourself you would have done it by now instead of wasting time on this site. shutup with the sob stories and go slice through a vein just to spite me...go on...DO IT! you people make ME want to kill MYself just so i don't have to listen to your so called 'problems' please, please die...Emmah H (COUGH COUGH)|
|04 May 2005||Adele Silva||Yeah, well, I'm dead, so fuck you, ya know? yeah, and learn how to spell, you dumb fucks, no one cares if you are depressed whatever never mind, this site was made just for you lonely dumbasses who say they try to kill them selves but actually if you did, you wouldn't brag the fuck about it. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. and close your fucking website...unless it's promoting killing yourself if you're such a FUCKING DOLT.|
|02 May 2005||ur a stupid little fuckhead i think u are a maggot think about all those people who have lost those they loved to suicide n ur trying to fucking promote it u stupid fuck u honestly have no clue|
|02 May 2005||FUCK YOU||YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK, CHILDREN ARE OUT THERE WHO HAVE NORMAL PROBLEMS ABOUT TEENAGE THINGS, AND YOUR GIVING THEM ADVICE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY OUT. GIVE FUCKING LIFE A CHANCE AND LET PEOPLE LOVE THEM, YOUR CRAZY FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|23 Apr 2005||jesus can help you with your problems||how about dont kill yourself are you crazy making all these advertisments for kids, go to hell|
|22 Apr 2005||Kristen Smart||You people are sick!!! Any one at any age should not even b thinking of commiting suicide. Especially not at the age of 13. You should live your life 2 the fullest, see where it takes you and be happy no matter where it does take you.|