|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|03 Jun 2005||rabbit||hey why in your right mind would you want to kill yourself. i have a friend who tried and it hurt me very much when he told me.when you kill yourself you have no idea how it affects others. this is a stupid sight for shits sake a suicide kit?? what the hell are u all thinking|
|03 Jun 2005||ReAd Me||Holy rock 'n' rolly! You people are desparate! If some random fucking DOLT can think up 11 ways to kill themself with spoons(brilliant!), then surly young kiddies like you would have the imaginative skills to think up a much easier, quicker and less painful way to get it over with? Come now, quit the desparate acts of attention and get on with your stupid little lives. You have a long way to go before you have the right to make the decision to live or die. Wait it out a couple of years, make something of yourselves, score a few decent fucks, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO LIVE!! Be thankful you're alive, afterall, it'll all be over in no time! We all die eventually. If you're not dead then surely you would have the common sense to realize that YOU ARE STILL MEANT TO BE HERE. IT'S NOT YOUR TIME TO GO! Grow-the-fuck-up!!
Oh and just so my post doesn't seem completely pointless and irrelevant to the actual task, the best way to kill yourself when you're under thirteen is to read posts by boring drones such as myself. That way you can literally bore yourself to death as there is obviously no getting through to all of your thick 'suicidal'skulls, thus making this whole post a complete waste of my time(unless of course you read it and bore yourselves to death).
|01 Jun 2005||Fooker22||Hey Retard, I'm with you, suicidal people are idiots! There's a lot of dumb ass teens who want to kill themselves for the most fucked up reasons imaginable. Their parents won't let them stay out passed 10pm, or their girlfriend doesn't pay enough attention to them. It's fucking stupid!!! What the hell is wrong with these losers? Do they do anything to change their life? If home life is so bad, do they try to move away? NO!!
Oh, and Ben, you are an idiot too. Mouchette didn't email you personally, an email is sent automatically to anyone who's dumb enough to give their real email address to that fuck face they call Mouchette.
Mouchette is annoying as fucking hell, just like all English speaking French people. There's this annoying French bitch at my school and she talks like Mouchette writes! It makes me want to kill them both! I can't even describe the annoying fucking tone that she has. God Dammit!!! Why can't you speak normal, you stupid cunt!!! She misinterprets every fucking thing that people say, and she doesn't know what the fuck is going on. She is insane in the membrane.
I hate everyone except me.
|01 Jun 2005||julie||je comprends pas comment on peut créé ce genre de site.
comment on peut plaisanter sur un sujet aussi grave
faut avoir un problème pour créer ce genre de site et meme écrire des commentaires
|01 Jun 2005||foutaise||comment on fait pour devenir aussi con?|
|01 Jun 2005||céline||T 1 malade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!on devrai tenfermer pr doner des idées pareiles o enfants!!|
|31 May 2005||RETARD||Retards. If you suck so bad you want to not exist, go walk in front of a bus or jump off something tall enough to kill you. Stop crying so much and just go do it. Or you could just run away from home and realize that your life wasn't so bad after all, but now that you're sucking dick for heroin money, you're too embarrassed to go back home. Or maybe you could just WAKE UP and realize that YOUR PAIN IS NOT UNIQUE and just WAIT IT OUT and one day you'll realize what a RETARD you were for ever thinking that NOT EXISTING AT ALL was better than any inconvenience you may have experienced during your life.|
|31 May 2005||Lacey Marie||you can kill yourself at any fuckin age. you can be under 1 year old and all you have to do is throw yourself out of the fuckin bassenet! but if your really asking then why dont you just jump off something, and since your under 13 then your short and it wont be hard to find someplace high up.|
|31 May 2005||They call me Sir||Jesus Tap Dancing Christ there's a lot of boring fuckers on this site..
There's only 2 real options in this world. Live or die. And since we ALL die eventually anyway, why the Hell are there so many people trying to prevent suicide?
I say blow your head off, and if yu can't get a gun, slit your throat from ear to ear.
Now this is the 4th time I've posted something and it still hasn't been shown on the site, so show this fucking post or it may just push me over the edge and I'll be forced to do the "unthinkable"...
Oh, and to whoever said this site persuaded their brother to sniff glue and he died - if your brother was stupid enough to sniff glue and expect NOT to die, then this world is better off without him.
Reb and VoDKa - forever.
|29 May 2005||total loser||has this site gotten a little off track? or what? i mean people post on topics of i am going to commit suicide, i will help, dont do it, exploding orgasams, jokes about those who want to commit suicide, and so on and so forth.
i mean i could whine about how i am gay and people make fun of me and beat me up and my parents hate me and i am too deppressed to do good in school and my family is poor and to top it off i am ugly. WTF?
LOOK PEOPLE THIS SITE IS FOR SUGGESTIONS ON SUICIDE KITS FOR KIDS UNDER 13. CAN YOU YUPPIES READ? LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE:
SUICIDE KIT # 13
FIRST OF ALL YOU NEED MORE THAN WHATS IN THIS KIT. YOU NEED CHRONIC DEPPRESSION AND DEMONIC INFLUINCES IN YOUR LIFE. NEXT, TAKE THE PILLS IN THE PLASTIC WRAPPER. NOW GET IN A BATHTUB FULL OF WATER AND USE THE ELECTRICAL HEATER TO HEAT THE WATER. TO DO THIS PROPERLY PLUG IT IN SIT IN THE WATER AND plunge THE HEATER IN THE WATER. FULLY SUBMURGE IT WITH YOUR HANDS IMMEDIATLY. YOU SHOULD FEEL AN INTENSE SURGE THRU YOUR BODY AND IN NO TIME YOUR FLESH WILL CATCH ON FIRE.
NOTE TO MOUCHETTE: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST PATIENT PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET TO PUT UP WITH A BUNCH OF MORONS TOTALY DESECRATING YOUR SITE.
for shes a jolly good girly
for shes a jolly good girly
which nobody can deny
which no body can deny
(and if they do so what. you soooooo oooo ooo oooooooo oooo oooooooooo ooooooo oooo oooooooo ooooooo oooooooooo oooo cool mouchette. i want to bear your children)
|28 May 2005||nobody likes me||im pissed off how com u never fucking post up any of my letters anymore fuck u bitch|
|27 May 2005||some douche||this just in.
mouchette is working with many anti-suicide orginizations and the fbi as well as other government orginazations internationaly.
she is also evil and is a witch.
and a whore. she has slept with many men including all her uncles and even her own father.
mouchette will burn in hell for all eternity. the burn will be much worse than the burn i experience every time i pee. this burn originated inside the vagina of mouchettes mother. its more commonly known as an STD.
if you dont post this mouchette you are real weak. you can dish out a joke but cant take one.
|27 May 2005||domino||so like this morning i woke up with a headache. then i took some drugs. then i polished the pole while i thought about all the little boys and gilrs out there posting on this site and became suicidal myself. i think that mouchette is just as guilty for the suicideal kids here as the ones who actually kill themselves. mouchette i blame you for this atrocity. last night my brother killed himself. wood mouchete be willing to put a page on this site with a picture of him while he was alive? his name? birthday? i seriously doubt that mouchette would care to take the time to reach out to the kids who may kill themselves without someone reaching out to them. if this thread is not posted then mouchettes charachter is reveled. if she wont post a page up for my little brother than she has a heart of frozen stone.
mouchette, this thread has been copied and sent to many email addresses i have found on your site. there is no way you will get away with this evil you do this time.
did i mention that your mother has a soft tushie.
|26 May 2005||josie||You fuckers encouraged my brother to glue sniff thanks know he is dead. This will play on your mind forever . You heartless wankers.|
|24 May 2005||justdoit||i think you guys should stop talking about it and kill yourself its not hard stop craving for attention jump off a building shot yourself in the head you pussys|
|23 May 2005||shutupmouchette||OK NOW I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS WEBSITE
IF ANY OF YOU ARE FEELING SUICIDAL AND HAVE MSN MESSEGER OR WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO SOMEONE PLEASE DONT HESITATE TO ADD ME ON firstname.lastname@example.org OR email@example.com for email
DONT DO NOTHING THIS FUCK TELLS YOU OK
|23 May 2005||SPRITEZ||RIGHT MOUCHETTE
THIS IS A WARNING
YOU MUST REMOVE THIS SITE IMMEDIATLY
IT IS ILLEGAL TOWARDS PROTECTION OF CHILDEEN IF YOU DO NOT REMOVE THIS WEBSITE IM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO REPORT IT TO THE INTERNET CRIME WATCH WHO WILL THEN DEAL WITH IT IN ACCORDANCE WITH LAW AND LEGAL ACTION COULD BE TAKEN AGAINST YOU WITH A PENALTY FARE OF UP TO 5 YEARS IN PRISON OR A FINE OF $3000 NOW TAKE IT OFF YOU DISGRASEFULL COW ! AND ALSO ANY CHILDREN ON HERE LEAVE IMMEDIATLY! THIS WEBSITE IS VERY RUDE AND YOU BETTER TAKE IT OFF BECAUSE I SWEAR TO YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT I WILL MURDER YOU IF I HAD THE CHANCE RIGHT NOW U BASTURD HAVE SOME RESPECT YOU COW, ALSO CHILDREN MOUCHETTE (THE WEBMASTER OF THIS WEBSITE) IS NOT SUICIDAL THIS WEBSITE WAS IN MOST POSSIBILITIES CREATED FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT. IT BREAKS ALL LAWS OF THE DATA ACT AND HE IS ALSO MOST PRBABLY A PEDOPHILE WHO IS TRYING HIS BEST TO AFFECT CHILDREN NOW TAKE IT DOWN U BASTURD YOU WOULDNT LIKE IT WOULD YOU IF YOU WERE DEPRESSED ANY FUCKING QUERIES EMAIL ME ON firstname.lastname@example.org U FUCKING CUNT AND IF I SEE THIS MESSAGE IS NOT ON YOUR SITE I WILL REPORT YOU! MOTHER FUCKER
|21 May 2005||nobody likes me||hey inoccence faded bitch u dont ever fucking fuck with a mental and sucidal person. and after u have made that comment, eat your moms crayola crayons that she give u for christmas. ive had enough of this bullshit im gonna fucking hunt you down|
|16 May 2005||emma||attention all 'suicidals', life goes on, the world keeps turning, shit happens so get the fuck over it! mouchette didn't ask for your life fucking stories so unless you want to answer her question stop fucking around with her time!!you know what's more sick than suicide??the attention seekers who try to label themselves as 'suicidal'. you people are a joke and i hope you all get hit by a bus. HEY!! there's an idea!!run infront of a bus and get your teeny tiny asses pancaked!!|
|15 May 2005||Natasha||U wacko should be arrested 4 promoting suicide...ur the one who should kill urself bastard! adn shut down this site!! its madness|