Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
22 Jun 2005 Matthew OK I HOPE EVERYONE THAT IS THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE OR HAS TRYED IT KNOWS THAT IF YOU KILL YOUR SELF YOU WONT GO TO HEAVEN, YOU'LL JUST GOTO HELL TRUST ME ITS IN THE BIBLE.
16 Jun 2005 I have no idea what I'm doing here. Mouchette,
It has come to my attention that you included my post in your ''blame me'' section. I seriously fail to see how this is so. As you may recall, my attack was directed mainly at 'jeroem' and partly towards the attention seeking losers of this site, and NO, you are not one of them as I know you are not under thirteen or suicidal. So unless your name is really Jeroem, stop bullshitting and actually read the fucking post!!
15 Jun 2005 I have no idea what I'm doing here. This is in response to 'Jeroen's' post.
"Im trying to get the strength to kill myself because there are still people that love me"

You want to kill yourself because people love you???

Ok, I'm picturing that you are either very dumb or extremely selfish. I don't see why I'm so shocked actually, you'd be exactly the same as every other whiny, spoiled, self-pitying little bitch who've posted their lame ass sob stories on this pathetic site.

So I guess what I'm saying is-purple is damn swanky.
10 Jun 2005   You don't need to be telling people under 13 how to kill themselves, you freaking need to be shot!!!
07 Jun 2005 IM RIGHT TRUST ME Y'ALL MAKE ME LAUGH!!!! u fink you got problems? wait til u leave skool gotta getta job, pay bills, find sumwhere 2 live!! stop bein depressed an liv a lil bit!!! the only reason you wanna kill urself iz coz u probly borin people who dont av much of a life an want attention! GET OVER IT!!!! i know wot iz like! i waz like it 4 awhile wen i waz bout 13. but den i jst gt on wiv fings cuz i knew everything seemed much worse dan wot it woz! FUCK OFF AN GETTA LIFE YOU FUCKIN PUSSY'S just dont turn out to be murderers or rapists or drug addicts cuz dey a bunch of arseholes aswell!! if you turn out like dat THEN KILL URSELF!!
07 Jun 2005   suicide is for selfritcheous whores. we've all got pain. suck it up, or shoot up heroin. I mean, lets bitch and complain for the attention that we crave. This is so CLICHE! Where the fuck do you pussies get off? in fact, commit suicide so no one has to hear your whiny asses. pull the trigger or not, man, but for humanity stop talking about it and either commit or don't
06 Jun 2005 Im the Fucking bringer of truth assholes You all are only fucking 13 or youner grow up first!!! you have your whole god damn lives ahead of you...ya it only gets worse but thats life you get over it and move on to the next shit hole thing owell you need to stop complaing about how bad your lives are you probably have it pretty damn good if you have internet that you can get on all time and yet your still complaining when theres people over in africa dieing of desiease and things so why dont you go on with your pathetic lives and GROW THE FUCK UP!
06 Jun 2005 None of your buisness You people have issues. I lost my 15 year old sister and I dont think this is something to make lite of. You are disgusting and should be ashamed of yourself.
04 Jun 2005 Christina what a stupid question.
People that ask dumb shit like that should killthemselves
dumb ass attention seaker
04 Jun 2005   Tu es complètement taré
Moi, je veux m'ne sortir , tu n'es qu'un malade UN GROS CONNARD !!!!!!!!
03 Jun 2005 rabbit hey why in your right mind would you want to kill yourself. i have a friend who tried and it hurt me very much when he told me.when you kill yourself you have no idea how it affects others. this is a stupid sight for shits sake a suicide kit?? what the hell are u all thinking
03 Jun 2005 ReAd Me Holy rock 'n' rolly! You people are desparate! If some random fucking DOLT can think up 11 ways to kill themself with spoons(brilliant!), then surly young kiddies like you would have the imaginative skills to think up a much easier, quicker and less painful way to get it over with? Come now, quit the desparate acts of attention and get on with your stupid little lives. You have a long way to go before you have the right to make the decision to live or die. Wait it out a couple of years, make something of yourselves, score a few decent fucks, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO LIVE!! Be thankful you're alive, afterall, it'll all be over in no time! We all die eventually. If you're not dead then surely you would have the common sense to realize that YOU ARE STILL MEANT TO BE HERE. IT'S NOT YOUR TIME TO GO! Grow-the-fuck-up!!

Oh and just so my post doesn't seem completely pointless and irrelevant to the actual task, the best way to kill yourself when you're under thirteen is to read posts by boring drones such as myself. That way you can literally bore yourself to death as there is obviously no getting through to all of your thick 'suicidal'skulls, thus making this whole post a complete waste of my time(unless of course you read it and bore yourselves to death).
01 Jun 2005 Fooker22 Hey Retard, I'm with you, suicidal people are idiots! There's a lot of dumb ass teens who want to kill themselves for the most fucked up reasons imaginable. Their parents won't let them stay out passed 10pm, or their girlfriend doesn't pay enough attention to them. It's fucking stupid!!! What the hell is wrong with these losers? Do they do anything to change their life? If home life is so bad, do they try to move away? NO!!

Oh, and Ben, you are an idiot too. Mouchette didn't email you personally, an email is sent automatically to anyone who's dumb enough to give their real email address to that fuck face they call Mouchette.

Mouchette is annoying as fucking hell, just like all English speaking French people. There's this annoying French bitch at my school and she talks like Mouchette writes! It makes me want to kill them both! I can't even describe the annoying fucking tone that she has. God Dammit!!! Why can't you speak normal, you stupid cunt!!! She misinterprets every fucking thing that people say, and she doesn't know what the fuck is going on. She is insane in the membrane.

I hate everyone except me.
01 Jun 2005 julie je comprends pas comment on peut créé ce genre de site.
comment on peut plaisanter sur un sujet aussi grave
faut avoir un problème pour créer ce genre de site et meme écrire des commentaires
01 Jun 2005 foutaise comment on fait pour devenir aussi con?
01 Jun 2005 céline T 1 malade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!on devrai tenfermer pr doner des idées pareiles o enfants!!
31 May 2005 RETARD Retards. If you suck so bad you want to not exist, go walk in front of a bus or jump off something tall enough to kill you. Stop crying so much and just go do it. Or you could just run away from home and realize that your life wasn't so bad after all, but now that you're sucking dick for heroin money, you're too embarrassed to go back home. Or maybe you could just WAKE UP and realize that YOUR PAIN IS NOT UNIQUE and just WAIT IT OUT and one day you'll realize what a RETARD you were for ever thinking that NOT EXISTING AT ALL was better than any inconvenience you may have experienced during your life.
31 May 2005 Lacey Marie you can kill yourself at any fuckin age. you can be under 1 year old and all you have to do is throw yourself out of the fuckin bassenet! but if your really asking then why dont you just jump off something, and since your under 13 then your short and it wont be hard to find someplace high up.
31 May 2005 They call me Sir Jesus Tap Dancing Christ there's a lot of boring fuckers on this site..
There's only 2 real options in this world. Live or die. And since we ALL die eventually anyway, why the Hell are there so many people trying to prevent suicide?
I say blow your head off, and if yu can't get a gun, slit your throat from ear to ear.
Now this is the 4th time I've posted something and it still hasn't been shown on the site, so show this fucking post or it may just push me over the edge and I'll be forced to do the "unthinkable"...

Oh, and to whoever said this site persuaded their brother to sniff glue and he died - if your brother was stupid enough to sniff glue and expect NOT to die, then this world is better off without him.

Reb and VoDKa - forever.
29 May 2005 total loser has this site gotten a little off track? or what? i mean people post on topics of i am going to commit suicide, i will help, dont do it, exploding orgasams, jokes about those who want to commit suicide, and so on and so forth.
i mean i could whine about how i am gay and people make fun of me and beat me up and my parents hate me and i am too deppressed to do good in school and my family is poor and to top it off i am ugly. WTF?
LOOK PEOPLE THIS SITE IS FOR SUGGESTIONS ON SUICIDE KITS FOR KIDS UNDER 13. CAN YOU YUPPIES READ? LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE:

SUICIDE KIT # 13
FIRST OF ALL YOU NEED MORE THAN WHATS IN THIS KIT. YOU NEED CHRONIC DEPPRESSION AND DEMONIC INFLUINCES IN YOUR LIFE. NEXT, TAKE THE PILLS IN THE PLASTIC WRAPPER. NOW GET IN A BATHTUB FULL OF WATER AND USE THE ELECTRICAL HEATER TO HEAT THE WATER. TO DO THIS PROPERLY PLUG IT IN SIT IN THE WATER AND plunge THE HEATER IN THE WATER. FULLY SUBMURGE IT WITH YOUR HANDS IMMEDIATLY. YOU SHOULD FEEL AN INTENSE SURGE THRU YOUR BODY AND IN NO TIME YOUR FLESH WILL CATCH ON FIRE.

NOTE TO MOUCHETTE: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST PATIENT PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET TO PUT UP WITH A BUNCH OF MORONS TOTALY DESECRATING YOUR SITE.
for shes a jolly good girly
for shes a jolly good girly
which nobody can deny
which no body can deny
(and if they do so what. you soooooo oooo ooo oooooooo oooo oooooooooo ooooooo oooo oooooooo ooooooo oooooooooo oooo cool mouchette. i want to bear your children)

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