Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
15 Jul 2005 mal well i think ur all sick and anyone who would think of killing themself is fucking selfish! whoever made this site is sick..and sites like this shouldnt be here..ur only making ur so called"horrible world" worse...nice going!
07 Jul 2005   ok this is a horrible website , everybody has one chance at life we can do amazzing things please do not do any of these sick twisted things kids hav everything to live for
04 Jul 2005 JULIE ELLISON AND TAYLOR JEWELL HENSLEY YOU BITCH!!! YOU ARE THE SICKEST BITCH I'VE EVER SEEN!!! WHY THE F U C K ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO KILL THEMSELVES AND ENCOURAGING THEM!!! YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!!!
27 Jun 2005 john this is pathetic coaxing young children to kill themlselves and having this forum , if any child who is depressed reads this , ul get over it, no matter how shit life seems at the minute in a year it will be better, suicide if for the weak your all survivers.. dont kill youself an poeple who arnt depressed but are telling how to kill hope to fucking god i dont meet u or i will put ur teeth in..
23 Jun 2005 elenyil It's no wonder some people consider suicide to be a capital sin.

Suicide is the EPITOME of stupidity, and the expression of cowardice.

Stop thinking you're so high and mighty on your pedestal of pain.

Don't even think about hurting those around you, if you're selfish enough to think about suicide.

Learn to suck it up like the rest of us.
23 Jun 2005 Burnt Out Damn last time I was here this site used to be somethin, now, it's turned out to be a piece of shit. Looks more like a poetry site to me, like that's gonna help end your sorrowless pain. Why don't you all go and drown in your own spit!
22 Jun 2005 Lord Jhon Crapper HEEEELLLLOOO my favourite bunch of freaks!! Now let's take a quizz, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Tonight, our quizz will be about the people who come to this sight! Okay now! I'd like everyone to raise there hand if they are a pedophile who arrived at this sight because of the words "under thirteen" that they put in the search engine! Great! That's great! Now, keep you're hands up if you're a pedophile who came here because of that, but who has since developed a fetish for suicide?! Oh golly gee, that's wonderful! No, keep you're hands up people, you're doing just great! Now I want you to raise you hand if, when you consider it deeply enough, there seems to be a strange correlation between your period and your "suicide" attempts? Is there? Wowowow! It's looks like there is!!
Man, this sight is fucking raw!! IT IS SO FUCKING WRONG TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON THE NET!! I feel sorry as hell for anyone who is depressed, but the only way you are going to change shit is by helping yourself, which there are friggin' plenty of ways to do. Jesus, I bet there are hundreds of sick freaks who get off on this sight; who actually become horny from reading about your misfortunes and you being abused and beaten and all that. Fucking think about that before you write it down. Some sick fuck is beating off to that shit. THAT IS FUCKING RANCID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, anyway, I'm sorry to say that in human nature there is nothing that is going to rescue you. You have to rescue yourself.............................................
To put it in the words of Muse:
damnit... i can't remember what those words are... lol.
22 Jun 2005 vicky i think this website is disgusting you need to optain some help do u realise how sad an stupid you sound.please get some help
22 Jun 2005 Matthew OK I HOPE EVERYONE THAT IS THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE OR HAS TRYED IT KNOWS THAT IF YOU KILL YOUR SELF YOU WONT GO TO HEAVEN, YOU'LL JUST GOTO HELL TRUST ME ITS IN THE BIBLE.
16 Jun 2005 I have no idea what I'm doing here. Mouchette,
It has come to my attention that you included my post in your ''blame me'' section. I seriously fail to see how this is so. As you may recall, my attack was directed mainly at 'jeroem' and partly towards the attention seeking losers of this site, and NO, you are not one of them as I know you are not under thirteen or suicidal. So unless your name is really Jeroem, stop bullshitting and actually read the fucking post!!
15 Jun 2005 I have no idea what I'm doing here. This is in response to 'Jeroen's' post.
"Im trying to get the strength to kill myself because there are still people that love me"

You want to kill yourself because people love you???

Ok, I'm picturing that you are either very dumb or extremely selfish. I don't see why I'm so shocked actually, you'd be exactly the same as every other whiny, spoiled, self-pitying little bitch who've posted their lame ass sob stories on this pathetic site.

So I guess what I'm saying is-purple is damn swanky.
10 Jun 2005   You don't need to be telling people under 13 how to kill themselves, you freaking need to be shot!!!
07 Jun 2005 IM RIGHT TRUST ME Y'ALL MAKE ME LAUGH!!!! u fink you got problems? wait til u leave skool gotta getta job, pay bills, find sumwhere 2 live!! stop bein depressed an liv a lil bit!!! the only reason you wanna kill urself iz coz u probly borin people who dont av much of a life an want attention! GET OVER IT!!!! i know wot iz like! i waz like it 4 awhile wen i waz bout 13. but den i jst gt on wiv fings cuz i knew everything seemed much worse dan wot it woz! FUCK OFF AN GETTA LIFE YOU FUCKIN PUSSY'S just dont turn out to be murderers or rapists or drug addicts cuz dey a bunch of arseholes aswell!! if you turn out like dat THEN KILL URSELF!!
07 Jun 2005   suicide is for selfritcheous whores. we've all got pain. suck it up, or shoot up heroin. I mean, lets bitch and complain for the attention that we crave. This is so CLICHE! Where the fuck do you pussies get off? in fact, commit suicide so no one has to hear your whiny asses. pull the trigger or not, man, but for humanity stop talking about it and either commit or don't
06 Jun 2005 Im the Fucking bringer of truth assholes You all are only fucking 13 or youner grow up first!!! you have your whole god damn lives ahead of you...ya it only gets worse but thats life you get over it and move on to the next shit hole thing owell you need to stop complaing about how bad your lives are you probably have it pretty damn good if you have internet that you can get on all time and yet your still complaining when theres people over in africa dieing of desiease and things so why dont you go on with your pathetic lives and GROW THE FUCK UP!
06 Jun 2005 None of your buisness You people have issues. I lost my 15 year old sister and I dont think this is something to make lite of. You are disgusting and should be ashamed of yourself.
04 Jun 2005 Christina what a stupid question.
People that ask dumb shit like that should killthemselves
dumb ass attention seaker
04 Jun 2005   Tu es complètement tarĂ©
Moi, je veux m'ne sortir , tu n'es qu'un malade UN GROS CONNARD !!!!!!!!
03 Jun 2005 rabbit hey why in your right mind would you want to kill yourself. i have a friend who tried and it hurt me very much when he told me.when you kill yourself you have no idea how it affects others. this is a stupid sight for shits sake a suicide kit?? what the hell are u all thinking
03 Jun 2005 ReAd Me Holy rock 'n' rolly! You people are desparate! If some random fucking DOLT can think up 11 ways to kill themself with spoons(brilliant!), then surly young kiddies like you would have the imaginative skills to think up a much easier, quicker and less painful way to get it over with? Come now, quit the desparate acts of attention and get on with your stupid little lives. You have a long way to go before you have the right to make the decision to live or die. Wait it out a couple of years, make something of yourselves, score a few decent fucks, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO LIVE!! Be thankful you're alive, afterall, it'll all be over in no time! We all die eventually. If you're not dead then surely you would have the common sense to realize that YOU ARE STILL MEANT TO BE HERE. IT'S NOT YOUR TIME TO GO! Grow-the-fuck-up!!

Oh and just so my post doesn't seem completely pointless and irrelevant to the actual task, the best way to kill yourself when you're under thirteen is to read posts by boring drones such as myself. That way you can literally bore yourself to death as there is obviously no getting through to all of your thick 'suicidal'skulls, thus making this whole post a complete waste of my time(unless of course you read it and bore yourselves to death).

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