|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|13 Jan 1998||glenn||How about being tickled to death|
|09 Jan 1998||Ton||search how to kill yourself on the internet|
|08 Jan 1998||janne glad||If you really want to commiy suicide, you do not think of the best way to do it; you simply roll yourself tightly into an old carpet and down a wretched little riverbank into the muddy water - and you do not pretend suicide is the way to maintain your life perfect.
However, if you need something that you can put in a box for children to play suicide with, I suggest a small bottle made of coloured glass, marked "Poison". The liquid should be dark like ink, yet glisten if you hold the bottle in bright sunlight.
The capsule should be sealed in an old-fashioned manner.
|07 Jan 1998||Wim||Word lid van Vindicat.
Ga in een Vindicat huis wonen en drink een liter Hooghoudt Jonge graanjenever.
|07 Jan 1998||Mirjam||throw yourself from your Barbiehouse (for girls) or play real life wargames with your friends (for boys)|
|05 Jan 1998||Sphie Samama||Un adulte est très certainement un enfant suicidé, à moins quíl ne soit un enfant assassiné. Un seul suicide possible ma chère Mouchette: VIVRE !|
|05 Jan 1998||Isaak Cazemier||Jump in front of the TGV.|
|04 Jan 1998||Michael Gibbs||Stuff yourself with sweets (preferably Belgian pralines. If that doesn't work, you could always try choking to death on a gobstopper.
|03 Jan 1998||Henk Fakkeldij||1) Other kids love to do it for you at that age, so don't worry.
2) Try regression therapie, go back at that age.
3) Strangle sex
|26 Dec 1997||Toine||Je ne pense pas qu'il est bien de vouloir se suicider avant 13ans !
Qu'est-ce le suicide ?
C'est une forme d'hypocrisie qui dit que la personne qui veut se suicider renonce et n'a pas le courage d'affronter la vie reelle !
Est-ce bien utile ? C'est la reponse que je voudrais connaitre...
|26 Dec 1997||Gry||You must create such a stupid Web site - somebody comes
and kills you at least
|20 Dec 1997||Pierre Rezus (17)||Not killing yourself.
It's worse to live than to commit suicide. Therefore the best way to kill yourself is ruining your life, by living on.
(stupid question, stupid answer)
|20 Dec 1997||marco||eat yourself to death, the food is there anyway|
|19 Dec 1997||bart||cross a busy motorway, drown yourself if you can't swim, try to fly froma high building|
|17 Dec 1997||georges sand et frederic chopin||Etre trop souvent dans des films...|
|17 Dec 1997||Marko K. Stipanicic||Eat household medication in vast quantities|
|16 Dec 1997||cerraeh||Start with a large bottle of syrup of epichac, which can be bought over the counter by anyone...then mix it up with a large quanity of rubbing alcohol and drink kit up quicly...|
|15 Dec 1997||coen van zwol||My my you guys are getting rude. Is this some kind of phoney psychological experiment to see how far we go? Enough for me. Besides, kids now how to kill themselves, surely don't need my help. Have fun. Bye now.|
|14 Dec 1997||pandana||* Trespassing in the elephantgarden or tigercage of artis
* Tomber en amour avec barbebleu
* Die name Rumpfelstälchen vergessen
|14 Dec 1997||T.Kogo||Just switch an outlet to become a still life|