|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|29 Oct 1999||Shadow Highmoon||I have always thought that, were I to kill myself, I would not want to leave a mess for my family members to discover (or worse, have to clean up)!
Ergo, I would have to promote a more "outdoors" approach to my final exit. I also do not want to leave grieving people in my wake wondering what they could have done to prevent my demise. Previously I would have strongly suggested dancing in an electrical storm wearing as much bondage gear as possible. (don't ask)
However, as I have attempted this method, and I am writing this, I must sadly report that it is not very reliable. Not only that, but it has often re-established my zest for life, often delaying the next attempt for many weeks, even years! So this would not be my first choice (but damn! it's fun! ..and clean!)
I have also attempted placing myself in the path of approaching tornado's, but I know that this is not very affective for children as transportation would be an issue, and tornado's are notoriously moody and hard to predict (and hard to find outside the USA, so lets go with something more globally accessible, shall we?
All these things taken into consideration, I feel that a well timed dive into a frigid (hopefull ice-covered, but not so thick as to prevent you from getting in, pond or river would be best suited. (if you live somewhere warm, then.. well . tough .. try one of the first two). Freezing to death is rather peaceful .. but it's a slow process.
So lets add the variable of extreme hypoxia by drowning. Death would be quick, mostly painless, and the layer of ice above you would most likely defeat any of those silly "last minute" epiphany's that you should not take your own life. You're in the water now. Just do it!.
In the unlikely event that you *are* rescued before clinical death, you might even get to look forward to one of those "miracles" where a a person was entombed in ice for hours, only to be revived with a totally new outlook on life, and no ill effects.
If this happens .. try again later.. *smiles*. Thanks for a good read, beautiful web site!
|29 Oct 1999||Shakal||Lay down, close your eyes and think only about you want to die ... you want to die ... i dont know if it is functional, but one of my friend was trying it and she is still alive, but it is simple and you maybe will be surprised ... (she was ...)
Or fall very very deep (really very deep) in love ... and when he'll leave you alone, you sure will find your own way ...
|29 Oct 1999||mistoffelees||jump in front of a subway train.|
|29 Oct 1999||SLASH||DIE FOR OTHERS......!!!|
|29 Oct 1999||pretend(?) you're gay in a small american town|
|29 Oct 1999||michael wells||I'm sure any idea i could of given to you has already been given... and if you still cant find a way to kill yourself just draw into yourself, cut all contacts with civilization, stop eating and drinking curl up in a corner and die.
And if that doesn't work. well i'm out of suggestions (writing this while im trippin)
|29 Oct 1999||richard naples||Get a mother with munchhausen by proxy.
Or perhaps a metal spoon?
Ou les morpions.
|29 Oct 1999||CHRISTIAN||TURN ON THE CAR AND SLEEP IN THE GARAGE|
|29 Oct 1999||jon*||the best way to kill yourself when you're 13 is the best way to kill yourself when you're 80, or 20. or 40... with pain and suffering that you let burrow it's way into your heart and mind, and... enough pain can kill someone emotionally, which is the most painful way to die....|
|29 Oct 1999||vittoro||Take lots of ether, go on a high bridge, wait for a semi and jump before it comes . That way if the fall don't kill you, the semi will.|
|29 Oct 1999||Diana Wu||You could try killing yourself by sawing your body in half, horizontally, with an electric chainsaw...painful probably and gruesome for those who discover your body but at least it's something a bit original.|
|29 Oct 1999||Acuma||Get a gun, automatic if you can, grenades, whatever. Find a busy place, mall, stores.....
Start killing people, as many as you can, just keep going until the cops get there, start killing them, take out as many as you can. They will HAVE to start shooting at you.
Then you are dead.
|29 Oct 1999||Acuma||If you wish to cut your wrist, don't do it left to right or right to left. That can be fixed. Go up and down. There is a main vein that runs from your rist to your elbow. Using a sharp knive or razor blade cut it open as long as you can. That will do it.
Or you can mix bleach and lime away [lime cleaner] drink it if you can.
Put a hole in your temple, using anything sharp and long. Just kinda stap it.
Jump off of a bridge into traffic.
|29 Oct 1999||peter||take a trip and then play barbie dolls with tonka trucks|
|29 Oct 1999||daveycrockette||a Tub filled with warm water and a piece of sand paper.|
|29 Oct 1999||Jason Thompson||Live to lead a productive life|
|29 Oct 1999||ben masters||Masterbate 13 times a day for 13 days.|
|28 Oct 1999||Serial||you wanna die?
i'll kill ya i'll take a tennis ball machine load it with boiled potatoes and shoot them up your ass until you turn blue!!
|28 Oct 1999||Joshua||Well if i were to kill myslef back when i was under 13, i would have probably jury rigged a small device that suctioned to my eyeballs and released a large electric charge.
Otherwise, i would bathe myself in a tub full of ethidium bromide so that my body would absorb enough of the stuff to ruin my DNA eventually leading to a slow death.
|28 Oct 1999||Swarm||I've aways wanted to get a deadly disease such as AIDS and run through the halls of a crowded building (ie.school) with my wrists slit taking my revenge out on the cancer of human
life. Besides if you can run fast enuf you can make your blood shoot. I hear 25 feet and running if you can keep your mind intact will shut your heart down and if you
really wanna get the job done shoot up 20 some cc's of heroin before the fact. Cracked out eh?