|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|30 Oct 1999||neo||I go to www.hell.com only to find you trying to kill yourself... not to mention that the last time you updated "the best answers of 1999" was on my birthday . . but anyways, what are you doing?! You are going off "mainstream society" in order to gain recognition and popularity because different is in and by asking what is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13, you are basically getting attention because this a different and unique approach to being different and that's why people are interested but soon it will fade unless you keep doing new things spontaneously (which is a contradiction of itself but then again, it's not) which you are doing and therefore it won't fade. I don't know how you will react to this (you will probably react by answering this with a statement that makes my answer just like anyone elses: unique but just that), but whatever, i just have to say this and then i'll end it ! I don't know how you will react to this, but when we meet, i will tell you or rather show this power we all have and not trying to be cocky or anything, you enjoy spending time with me as i will enjoy spending time with you and once i go back from meeting you, you won't ask this question no more . . . i guarantee it . . . and what question will you be asking then? well, i'll tell you when i meet you. take care.
Also, if being different, unique, and spontaneous is the new and kool thing to be in life, as you so promote it yourself, then soon that will be a repetitive and boring thing and anyone who does will be normal . . so then, the people that are not like us (different, unique, and spontaneous) and are more ordinary and stuff, then these people will be consider different.
So in other words, whether you want to or not, everything becomes a fad and that everything becomes a cliche and basically everything is a circle what comes around goes around. So basically, what is the thing that will be not repetitive nor a cliche, but rather a unique approach to life in every era? well, once again i'll tell you when I met you. Sorry about that. Take care of yourself. Bye
|30 Oct 1999||nikicoco||well frankly if you're under 13 and allowing yourself to taste the notion of suicide then you must already know, so for you to be asking such a question, I presume that you are seeking something else...|
|30 Oct 1999||Jack||Pop rocks and soda.|
|30 Oct 1999||THE~END||The greatest way to achieve death is through religion. Might as well be reverent as possible before you die... after all u wouldn't want to end up in hell eh? :) Heh.. therefore you should travel to a mass gathering of christians, which can be found where ever the pope travels to. Then you should spread the AIDS virus to all of them. The christians will become infected... they will infect many other christians. You will be found. You will be sentenced to a death worthy of a god. Having doomed millions of people to die... such glory is unimaginable. Before you die... Denounce religion. There is no god. Religion is nothing. For it is nothing. Also.. remember there are many other biological weapons that u can utilise in place of aids.|
|30 Oct 1999||doug||Ask your parents to help you.|
|30 Oct 1999||Jeremy Dore||Listening and learning only from your parents.|
|30 Oct 1999||Pat||All you really have to do is give up on life. It's painless and it isn't really killing yourself. It's just quitting living.|
|30 Oct 1999||krow||drive a bone through your temple....i.e. a chicken bone for example|
|30 Oct 1999||scary_face||A gun in the mouth, aimed at the two top front teeth. So that there is a really big mess afterwards.|
|30 Oct 1999||andrew||death by masturbation
death by jelly beans
throw yourself on fire
death by brutal penetration
|30 Oct 1999||Anders||Reverse gravity and fall up until you leave the atmosphere and suffocate or (if you're lucky) until you smash into a 747.|
|30 Oct 1999||James||You said that a suicide is to keep your life perfect. Therefore you need the perfect suicide, and no one knows that better then the Samurai. Stab yourself in the stomach with a tanto knife and pull out your entrails, then have someone cut your head off with a sword. Get it all on tape, and follow all the ancient protocols of Japanese ritual and ceremony. It has been done before but that is the best part about it. . . it is sure to be horrible/beautiful and the kind of thing no one would ever forget after seeing it.
What is the reward for the best answers? I want the chainer!
|30 Oct 1999||Tom J||try to breath through your ears|
|29 Oct 1999||Munky||He he. This was a good idea! To find out how people's opinions of how suicide should be accomplished. You do what you need for the situation-say if you were a loner, bullet to the head. If you had lots of friends you would set it up so it seemed like they did it! Or if you had REALLY caring parents or summit you make sure you die when they don't know what's going on but suddenly see you as you die. Fear not though! If you commit suicide you don't go to hell! You end up at the website! Now that's torture in its own right!!!|
|29 Oct 1999||Roo-Ban-Fu||Shot people at random in your school, untill S.W.A.T. fills your tiny imature body with 9mm hollowpoints|
|29 Oct 1999||Nathaniel Langworthy||Holding your breath|
|29 Oct 1999||Melinda||jump out in from of a truck, jump off of a high place- dive off. drown urself. slit ur rists wit a kichen knife. stab urslef with one.|
|29 Oct 1999||dougie||To stab your self in the heart with an icecicle.|
|29 Oct 1999||Sample_girl||A gas oven.|
|29 Oct 1999||Phil||with lots of presentation... jumping infront of trains/cars/trucks/busses is always a messy way to do it but sorta lame... if u want to leave someone with tons of guilt, u do it in a public place, holding a knife to one's neck while asking a stranger for assistance is always good... if you want to be really creative... when you're in school, assuming you still go to school, holding a sharp object, something like a large knife or a sharp stick to your chest and falling directly on it in front of the classroom should kill u and really mess up the heads of your classmates|