|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|11 Dec 1999||sick rick||fuck a horse (if female) put c4 block up your ass (if boy)|
|11 Dec 1999||Thomas J.||You don't, cause you're too young to determine how shitty your life will be. Ask me agian when you turn 21.|
|11 Dec 1999||doug||Jane wonders "what is the best way to keep living when you're over 87?"
Dick wept as he pondered the question.
Which do you think is more difficult?
Color Jane a bright dread-red.
Color Dick a ravished chalky-blue.
|11 Dec 1999||Allison||If you don't like that much pain, you can hang yourself, but have you ever seen Harold and Maude. I suggest that you do. It has a lot of fake suicide in it.|
|11 Dec 1999||Megan||Go to school-- you'll die of boredom
Eat crayons and choke on them.
Eat Rhubarb leaves.
|11 Dec 1999||canned||pretend you are a tuna.|
|10 Dec 1999||Patrick||hang yourself with your parent's bedsheets.|
|10 Dec 1999||rkick||As a game, wait till your family is gome then suprise them.|
|10 Dec 1999||Divisia||Take candy from strangers|
|10 Dec 1999||magik milk||overdose on pills and jump off the swing set|
|10 Dec 1999||Tin Man||It is important that we seperate the different age groups when making this ultra k-rad toy.
Age 0-1: eat lead paint chips from crib
Age 1-3: Suffocate by shoving a fistful of peas in nose
Age 3-5: poisoning by eating gallons of glue and dirt.
Age 5-8: burn down barbie house with self in it.
Age 8-10: overdose on ritalin and Pez
Age 10-12: get sick with rabies from school lunch food.
Age 13: Slash wrists with glass from teacher's spectacles, after beating him up
|10 Dec 1999||matthew horton||swallow a box of upholstery tacks with the cherubic animosity of captain crunch.|
|10 Dec 1999||Master Rob||Take a nice hot bath to losen the blood flow and then break an old record in half and the edges will be sharp enough for you to stilt your wrists up the veins.|
|10 Dec 1999||john||get a gun from ur father's closet and then load it w/ bullets then shoot urself|
|10 Dec 1999||pacman||drink drana. naked. it doesn't work if you have clothes on.|
|10 Dec 1999||Zanthia||Work in a sweatshop for Etoys.com|
|10 Dec 1999||alix||not ever move|
|10 Dec 1999||Dean Alex (Id, ikanlolw) Maurer||messy is best (it hets the most attention) perhaps a buck shot to the head|
|10 Dec 1999||matt||Draw a warm bath and play some calm music and cut your wrists long ways so you will calmly end your existence.|
|10 Dec 1999||Kelly||cut off all limbs and have someone throw you in a pool to drown!|