|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|14 Dec 1999||Moi||To sit in a dark locked, completely empty dark room until you go insane and you die from being loveless, hopeless, thoughtless, and starvation. May take a while, but insanity is an interesting journey.|
|14 Dec 1999||Karli||Dont leave a note, jump down the stairs and make sure you land on your head so you break your neck. Then the cops have to figure out wether or not you were pushed & if you were lucky your parents would be blamed.
Or slice your face up with razorblades so that you slowly bleed to death, as this is happening try to gouge out your eyes with a wooden spoon! If you are still alive after all that, try to find your own hart and rip it out with a large metal object, untill you slowly run out of breath and die!!!
|14 Dec 1999||needle||Pretend you're really 31 and realise how little you've done with your life. Then you'll just spontaneously combust.|
|14 Dec 1999||taylor||Something to do with ropes and chains.. no wait. no. Death comes at night while not watching. No, watching television. not watching at all. Paying attention is mindless. Cans and needles filled with carbolic acid. Steroids for the mind. Mind this, mind you. Mind your mother. Mind what they say. Don't kill yourself, it's bad, you will go to hell. Hell is portrayed on television. Faceless masses billowing forth stench and hate. US courts telling us what we can and can't look at.
watch tv and listen to what they tell you, listen to what they want you to hear. that is the best way to kill yourself whan you are under 13.
|14 Dec 1999||Colin||Inhale the fumes from a pile of burning barbie dolls.|
|12 Dec 1999||daniel carnahan||Drink a cup of boiling hot grease along with about 35 asprin and a shot of insuline....|
|12 Dec 1999||Nathan Mitchell||Pry your dental braces on your upper row of teeth forward from the outside in, so that you have two metal "prongs" sticking out of your pre-pubescent head. Now, "plug" those prongs into any available electrical outlet, and that should pretty much do the job.|
|12 Dec 1999||Dan||Eat your toes after a year of not cleaning them. If the fungus doesn't get you the smell will.|
|12 Dec 1999||sinhrofazatron||When you're under 13 you should be a little more open to suggestions!|
|12 Dec 1999||doug||Breath hydrocarbon fumes until you pass out and die|
|12 Dec 1999||Manav||the best way to kill urself when u r under 13 is go on the railway tracks and just let the train go over u|
|12 Dec 1999||Devin||I killed myself when I was 13! You know what I did? I swallowed mercury from my anal thermometer. It took about nine minutes for me to die. AND IT WAS PAINLESS!|
|12 Dec 1999||pornbitch||death by masturbation!|
|12 Dec 1999||Eric||Piss off Charlie Manson|
|12 Dec 1999||chris||drinking household chemicals, so your insides die first. you feel all warm, and then the pain just goes away... everything turns blue, and you slip away.|
|12 Dec 1999||dan||jump off a really high cliff, that way you can enjoy a freefall and feel like flying|
|12 Dec 1999||Acuma||Alone.
Let the darkness control you mind.
Forget about your will to live, forget about thoses who care, [if there are any at all]
Let your body get cold, numb.
no thoughts. no love.
Your mind slips away, as does your last breaths.
Now just emptyness.
|12 Dec 1999||Jeana||We started life in water. End it in water.|
|12 Dec 1999||Victoria||This is a happy little suggestion for Christmas when your parents are hosting a party. This must all be done, however, when the guests and your parents are all still sober (you don't have much time). Have a bucket of water ready ahead of time. Plug in an extension cord Into a nearby outlet. Then plug in a strand of multi coloured Christmas lights. Wrap the lights around your body while humming a Christmas carol. Now, plug in another extension cord of the same length into another outlet and step into the bucket of water. Walk to the dining area with the lights on your body flashing and belt out the carol of your choice as you drop the 2nd cord into the bucket of water and put on a fireworks show.|
|12 Dec 1999||Vickie||Slit yourself open from navel to throat, stuff an aerosol can with it's nozzle taped down into your body, then light yourself on fire until you explode.|