|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|05 Dec 1999||shanda||steal mom's car keys & sit in the garage with the engine running|
|05 Dec 1999||toyture||You can buy one of those stuffed toy with a chip in it ! They use them in Asia for old people ! Then, you just hack the computer from "happy friend" to "maniaco-depressive" so it will push you slowly to suicide. Just keep him with you all the time, even when you sleep ...we don't want you to dream and voila....time is the key success!!|
|05 Dec 1999||sister of vines||wait. wait in your room. the time will come when you cannot wait any longer. the suicide kit can be empty. all you need is patience.|
|05 Dec 1999||matt||id have to say the best way to kill yourself when your under thirteen is to grow, lose your innocence, lose all desires, fall into a hole, and just die into your twenties, the most painful thing is the one that takes the longest to kill you. a whole life of pain is the worst thing, and nothing hurts more than mediocrity.|
|05 Dec 1999||bryan||a plastic bag over your head with a really big rubber band holding it in place would work, but a razor run diagonally across the wrist and up the arm toward the elbow is more guaranteed to be effective|
|04 Dec 1999||Howard||Refuse to think. Refuse to laugh.|
|04 Dec 1999||Marissa||If you are sure that you want to die, then you want to take a razor- make sure its sharp, and cut an X on both of your wrists. Make sure it is made the right way, Just like the letter X. Then, You are assured that a doctor couldnt possibly stich that up. There will be a hole in you wrists right at the center of the X. But make sure you rationally think about doing something like that before you do it.|
|04 Dec 1999||jp||Fall under the spell of a handsome devil who will make you so unhappy & sad that you die.|
|04 Dec 1999||Lorelei||Simple. Go out into the country, into a vast, rolling plain, put on some Celine Dion, stare at the horizon and die of boredom.
Or, for something a little more....... appealing, you could dress in velvet and gold, carry around a really big purse filled with money (fake or real, it dosen't matter), go to New York and flaunt it.
|04 Dec 1999||yomutha||Bite off your own TONGUE and BLEED TO FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!!!!|
|04 Dec 1999||PARISITE||huffing large amounts of glue|
|04 Dec 1999||Kymberlee Davis||Having your favorite toy come to life when you are sleeping and slash you, kind of a murder-suicide-thing going on... People will think you killed yourself and wouldn't expect that your toy did it!|
|04 Dec 1999||Mepain||One word,,, Sudafed, contains high quantities of emphederine, A.K.A Speed. It is what biker gangs use to make crank. Take a bottle of Sudafed, easy enough to come by, easy enough to do, just swallow with a glass of water, and boom! a few minutes later you go into convulsions, twitching and shaking, might not be to comfortable but who cares. in a few minutes you will be dead and the discomfort will no longer matter. Sincerely, Mepain.|
|04 Dec 1999||lionel auroux from Epita in Paris||plusieurs petits trucs a mettre dans ton kit:
1> burbi la poupee qui tue petite poupee tres mignone, enduite de poison... la fillette cherchant reconfort (et voulant se suicider), se blotira tous contre elle...le poison penetrant la peau la tuera a petit feu sans douleur au bout de 3 - 4 jours d'utilisation, la fillette s'endormira pour...nulle part, car il y a rien apres la vie, c pour cela qu'elle est precieuse!
NB: pour les garcons la version robot, nounours et autre est a prevoir.
2> Killmaster, le jeu dont on ne se releve pas (pour un suicide collectif) c un jeu de role dans un univers contemporain mais ou il n'y a pas de gestion de point de vie, pour les combats chaque joueur prend une seringue, un pot de poison (encore) dilue pour chaque coup recu le joueur S'injecte une dose non mortel mais le rend malade... si le joueur meurt dans le jeu, il meurt dans la realite...cela permet de se tuer en s'amusant entre amis...evidement le maitre sera une personne saine ne voulant pas mourir (sinon la partie s'acheve)
3> le costume de canard et un billet pour l'ouverture de la chasse. La il est vrais ce n'est pas la personne qui se suicide mais bon! c drole..
4>DUUM le jeux video pieger qui kill sous forme de CD en Plastique (l'explosif) l'enfant qui veux se suicider dit a c parent: -heuu la je vais faire une partie de DUUM, alors si vous me chercher chuis dans ma piaule.. -ha DOOM, j'aime pas vraiment ce jeu, il est trop violent... enfin bon te couche pas trop tard.... la version on joue a plusieur pour le suicide collectif est envisageable......
bon pour l'instant za suffit, si tu aime, tu me le dit!
|04 Dec 1999||Why?||By growing up and getting a life. Or just doing drugs, whatever love.....|
|04 Dec 1999||Ally||Get an old revolver gun and play russian roulete till you blow your brains out. Quick, exciting though a bit messy I know.|
|03 Dec 1999||Lovre||one way is as good as any other but PLAYING suicide'll never get you there and then again, actually COMITTING suicide won't get you anywhere, anywhere i know that is...|
|03 Dec 1999||super rigolo||tu te fais sodomiser par un elephant!|
|03 Dec 1999||nick||Eat too many sweets.|
|03 Dec 1999||M o r p h e u s||Climb to the tope of a huge tree and let all your limbs go limp|