|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|29 Oct 1999||ben masters||Masterbate 13 times a day for 13 days.|
|28 Oct 1999||Serial||you wanna die?
i'll kill ya i'll take a tennis ball machine load it with boiled potatoes and shoot them up your ass until you turn blue!!
|28 Oct 1999||Joshua||Well if i were to kill myslef back when i was under 13, i would have probably jury rigged a small device that suctioned to my eyeballs and released a large electric charge.
Otherwise, i would bathe myself in a tub full of ethidium bromide so that my body would absorb enough of the stuff to ruin my DNA eventually leading to a slow death.
|28 Oct 1999||Swarm||I've aways wanted to get a deadly disease such as AIDS and run through the halls of a crowded building (ie.school) with my wrists slit taking my revenge out on the cancer of human
life. Besides if you can run fast enuf you can make your blood shoot. I hear 25 feet and running if you can keep your mind intact will shut your heart down and if you
really wanna get the job done shoot up 20 some cc's of heroin before the fact. Cracked out eh?
|28 Oct 1999||juni||Get hit by a car and landing on a pile of glass and when you awake to crawl yourself to freedom, the trick is that you are crawling on a freshly salted highway in the middle of winter...|
|28 Oct 1999||curt||i wish i could help|
|28 Oct 1999||Jimbo||take 13 doses of LSD and play in Traffic|
|28 Oct 1999||j||i would suggest to you to shove your head into your mom's cunt and hope to god that you asphyxiate. But this is just a suggestion to you...|
|28 Oct 1999||sick bitch||cut off your father's penis, put it inside of your mother backwards, and hope to god that something sends you back from wherever the fuck you came from. :)|
|28 Oct 1999||The Evangelist||To commit suicide, or take your life, you must first have a life, and given that you created a web site like this with what can only be described as bullshit content, suicide does not apply to you...|
|28 Oct 1999||starla||slitting your wrists with mommy's razor|
|28 Oct 1999||Robert Cortese||I once made my own suicide kit when i was twelve. I was playing pretend to hang myself. I got the idea from the Steven Spielberg movie the Goonies. When my mother walked in on me playing she decided she would have me shipped off to a mental institution for a year. My dad tried to fight it (he knew I was only playing) so instead of releasing me to my parents, the courts kept me in the childrens shelter (orphanage) for another year while they tried to figure out who was right. It wasn't until my rich grandmother opened her pocketbook that the courts decided I too could be another counterproductive member of society.|
|26 Oct 1999||rubi||throw your self from stairs or put a knife in your heart.|
|24 Oct 1999||Jesica LÛpez||Con potasio debajo de una uÒa, es la mejor manera para no sufir....|
|23 Oct 1999||sans nom||mange un bon gros steack de vache folle, dans une énorme assiette pleine de mais aux OGM, avec un bon gros fromage (pasteurisé). Et en ettendant la mort, il faut se gaver de carambar nuit et jour.|
|23 Oct 1999||fernando||asking your parents to kill you|
|20 Oct 1999||bigbadbri||bleach|
|19 Oct 1999||jolly||run under bus|
|22 Jul 1999||Scott||http://search.go2net.com/crawler?general=mouchette+suicide&method=0®ion=0&rpp=20&timeout=5&hpe=10&sort=0&power=0&format=regular|
|20 Jul 1999||Dwayne Bozeman||Extend left nostril around plexi-glass death mask of Tina Louise. Insert index finger in right ear and CURL it around a little bit so you can feel the vomiting hunchback rotating sideways. Fall backwards into a rotating chimney custer. Pitch elbows forward onto zigzag penis noose (squeegee for womens). Meet back at headquarters for full briefing. Pop nostricle out onto cheek for some blistering comments from the chief.|