|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|30 Oct 1999||Jack||Pop rocks and soda.|
|30 Oct 1999||THE~END||The greatest way to achieve death is through religion. Might as well be reverent as possible before you die... after all u wouldn't want to end up in hell eh? :) Heh.. therefore you should travel to a mass gathering of christians, which can be found where ever the pope travels to. Then you should spread the AIDS virus to all of them. The christians will become infected... they will infect many other christians. You will be found. You will be sentenced to a death worthy of a god. Having doomed millions of people to die... such glory is unimaginable. Before you die... Denounce religion. There is no god. Religion is nothing. For it is nothing. Also.. remember there are many other biological weapons that u can utilise in place of aids.|
|30 Oct 1999||doug||Ask your parents to help you.|
|30 Oct 1999||Jeremy Dore||Listening and learning only from your parents.|
|30 Oct 1999||Pat||All you really have to do is give up on life. It's painless and it isn't really killing yourself. It's just quitting living.|
|30 Oct 1999||krow||drive a bone through your temple....i.e. a chicken bone for example|
|30 Oct 1999||scary_face||A gun in the mouth, aimed at the two top front teeth. So that there is a really big mess afterwards.|
|30 Oct 1999||andrew||death by masturbation
death by jelly beans
throw yourself on fire
death by brutal penetration
|30 Oct 1999||Anders||Reverse gravity and fall up until you leave the atmosphere and suffocate or (if you're lucky) until you smash into a 747.|
|30 Oct 1999||James||You said that a suicide is to keep your life perfect. Therefore you need the perfect suicide, and no one knows that better then the Samurai. Stab yourself in the stomach with a tanto knife and pull out your entrails, then have someone cut your head off with a sword. Get it all on tape, and follow all the ancient protocols of Japanese ritual and ceremony. It has been done before but that is the best part about it. . . it is sure to be horrible/beautiful and the kind of thing no one would ever forget after seeing it.
What is the reward for the best answers? I want the chainer!
|30 Oct 1999||Tom J||try to breath through your ears|
|29 Oct 1999||Munky||He he. This was a good idea! To find out how people's opinions of how suicide should be accomplished. You do what you need for the situation-say if you were a loner, bullet to the head. If you had lots of friends you would set it up so it seemed like they did it! Or if you had REALLY caring parents or summit you make sure you die when they don't know what's going on but suddenly see you as you die. Fear not though! If you commit suicide you don't go to hell! You end up at the website! Now that's torture in its own right!!!|
|29 Oct 1999||Roo-Ban-Fu||Shot people at random in your school, untill S.W.A.T. fills your tiny imature body with 9mm hollowpoints|
|29 Oct 1999||Nathaniel Langworthy||Holding your breath|
|29 Oct 1999||Melinda||jump out in from of a truck, jump off of a high place- dive off. drown urself. slit ur rists wit a kichen knife. stab urslef with one.|
|29 Oct 1999||dougie||To stab your self in the heart with an icecicle.|
|29 Oct 1999||Sample_girl||A gas oven.|
|29 Oct 1999||Phil||with lots of presentation... jumping infront of trains/cars/trucks/busses is always a messy way to do it but sorta lame... if u want to leave someone with tons of guilt, u do it in a public place, holding a knife to one's neck while asking a stranger for assistance is always good... if you want to be really creative... when you're in school, assuming you still go to school, holding a sharp object, something like a large knife or a sharp stick to your chest and falling directly on it in front of the classroom should kill u and really mess up the heads of your classmates|
|29 Oct 1999||EspÈrer||The best way to kill yourself under 13 is to choke on doll accessories, such as a doll-size hairbrush, or perhaps a small doll shoe.|
|29 Oct 1999||Shadow Highmoon||I have always thought that, were I to kill myself, I would not want to leave a mess for my family members to discover (or worse, have to clean up)!
Ergo, I would have to promote a more "outdoors" approach to my final exit. I also do not want to leave grieving people in my wake wondering what they could have done to prevent my demise. Previously I would have strongly suggested dancing in an electrical storm wearing as much bondage gear as possible. (don't ask)
However, as I have attempted this method, and I am writing this, I must sadly report that it is not very reliable. Not only that, but it has often re-established my zest for life, often delaying the next attempt for many weeks, even years! So this would not be my first choice (but damn! it's fun! ..and clean!)
I have also attempted placing myself in the path of approaching tornado's, but I know that this is not very affective for children as transportation would be an issue, and tornado's are notoriously moody and hard to predict (and hard to find outside the USA, so lets go with something more globally accessible, shall we?
All these things taken into consideration, I feel that a well timed dive into a frigid (hopefull ice-covered, but not so thick as to prevent you from getting in, pond or river would be best suited. (if you live somewhere warm, then.. well . tough .. try one of the first two). Freezing to death is rather peaceful .. but it's a slow process.
So lets add the variable of extreme hypoxia by drowning. Death would be quick, mostly painless, and the layer of ice above you would most likely defeat any of those silly "last minute" epiphany's that you should not take your own life. You're in the water now. Just do it!.
In the unlikely event that you *are* rescued before clinical death, you might even get to look forward to one of those "miracles" where a a person was entombed in ice for hours, only to be revived with a totally new outlook on life, and no ill effects.
If this happens .. try again later.. *smiles*. Thanks for a good read, beautiful web site!