|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|04 Dec 1999||lionel auroux from Epita in Paris||plusieurs petits trucs a mettre dans ton kit:
1> burbi la poupee qui tue petite poupee tres mignone, enduite de poison... la fillette cherchant reconfort (et voulant se suicider), se blotira tous contre elle...le poison penetrant la peau la tuera a petit feu sans douleur au bout de 3 - 4 jours d'utilisation, la fillette s'endormira pour...nulle part, car il y a rien apres la vie, c pour cela qu'elle est precieuse!
NB: pour les garcons la version robot, nounours et autre est a prevoir.
2> Killmaster, le jeu dont on ne se releve pas (pour un suicide collectif) c un jeu de role dans un univers contemporain mais ou il n'y a pas de gestion de point de vie, pour les combats chaque joueur prend une seringue, un pot de poison (encore) dilue pour chaque coup recu le joueur S'injecte une dose non mortel mais le rend malade... si le joueur meurt dans le jeu, il meurt dans la realite...cela permet de se tuer en s'amusant entre amis...evidement le maitre sera une personne saine ne voulant pas mourir (sinon la partie s'acheve)
3> le costume de canard et un billet pour l'ouverture de la chasse. La il est vrais ce n'est pas la personne qui se suicide mais bon! c drole..
4>DUUM le jeux video pieger qui kill sous forme de CD en Plastique (l'explosif) l'enfant qui veux se suicider dit a c parent: -heuu la je vais faire une partie de DUUM, alors si vous me chercher chuis dans ma piaule.. -ha DOOM, j'aime pas vraiment ce jeu, il est trop violent... enfin bon te couche pas trop tard.... la version on joue a plusieur pour le suicide collectif est envisageable......
bon pour l'instant za suffit, si tu aime, tu me le dit!
|04 Dec 1999||Why?||By growing up and getting a life. Or just doing drugs, whatever love.....|
|04 Dec 1999||Ally||Get an old revolver gun and play russian roulete till you blow your brains out. Quick, exciting though a bit messy I know.|
|03 Dec 1999||Lovre||one way is as good as any other but PLAYING suicide'll never get you there and then again, actually COMITTING suicide won't get you anywhere, anywhere i know that is...|
|03 Dec 1999||super rigolo||tu te fais sodomiser par un elephant!|
|03 Dec 1999||nick||Eat too many sweets.|
|03 Dec 1999||M o r p h e u s||Climb to the tope of a huge tree and let all your limbs go limp|
|03 Dec 1999||brian||Education is the death of the imagination.|
|03 Dec 1999||belinda||steal all the yucky tasting m&m's from mom & dads special cabinet, jump head first off the trampoline, swallow barbie's leg/head/torso, see what a fork looks like up close... real close...|
|03 Dec 1999||Big fly||Very gently, with a large pink feather.
(Eventually you do kill yourself around the age of 75 from feather whipping exhaustion.) You get RSI in your wrist, and all your neighbours know you as "that strange old woman who whips herself with that large dirty pink feather."
|03 Dec 1999||Joe||Insert rods of steel in any bodily openings that you may have till u bleed internly and fall over from the shock that over takes for frail body|
|03 Dec 1999||mike||Hang yourself. Under 13 you dont have access to certain things.|
|03 Dec 1999||Becky|| The first thing you need to put in the suicide kit is a case of beer or malt liquor, or whatever you like to drink. Just make sure its enough to get DRUNK.
Drink as much as you need to get good and Drunk. The other thing you need is about 24 Klonopins or other strong muscle relaxers. Now call up somebody of the opposite sex (or the same sex if that's the way you are, which is cool too, or both, which is really cool.) that is obsessed with you. Invite them over.
When the person is on their way over, take the pills. Then drink another beer or two. When they get there give them some beer and proceed to seduce them. It doesn't matter how you feel about them because you will be pretty horny by this time. Now you can enjoy your sex for a while because it takes a while for you to get unconcious (trust me. I tried it but then I chickened out and went to the hospital). When you finally die, the person will flip out because they're drunk and they'll think they f***ed you to death. Then they can decide what to do with the body. If you want to have a bigger audience, you can videotape this ordeal.
Well, sorrry that was so long. It was pretty creative though, wasn't it?
Also, all you people that are against suicide shouldn't even be on this page.
Mouchette, you seem like a pretty cool little boy. I will e-mail you some time. I hope you don't find me too sick. I better see this on the list next time I come back.
P.S.- This is also a great way to lose your virginity!!!!!!!!
|03 Dec 1999||kenny keck||Find a gun in you mom and dad's room. point it to your head and pull and then you may or may not hear it go bing|
|03 Dec 1999||apes||eat rocks for a few weeks|
|03 Dec 1999||Zoroaster||Stop thinking... and then you are as good as dead... only when we create are we truly alive.
Unfortunately, it requires years of training to stop thinking, ask any adult. So I suppose you'll just have to wait
|02 Dec 1999||joe camel||not to do it at all
--to live is to die
|02 Dec 1999||Nessa||keep a knife under your pillow at night.|
|02 Dec 1999||miriam||look at monica lewinski!!!|
|02 Dec 1999||Afore Mentioned.||Loose your virginity
Listen to Rock and Role
The day you were potty trained you died.