Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
04 Dec 1999 Lorelei Simple. Go out into the country, into a vast, rolling plain, put on some Celine Dion, stare at the horizon and die of boredom.
Or, for something a little more....... appealing, you could dress in velvet and gold, carry around a really big purse filled with money (fake or real, it dosen't matter), go to New York and flaunt it.
04 Dec 1999 yomutha Bite off your own TONGUE and BLEED TO FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!!!!
04 Dec 1999 PARISITE huffing large amounts of glue
04 Dec 1999 Kymberlee Davis Having your favorite toy come to life when you are sleeping and slash you, kind of a murder-suicide-thing going on... People will think you killed yourself and wouldn't expect that your toy did it!
04 Dec 1999 Mepain One word,,, Sudafed, contains high quantities of emphederine, A.K.A Speed. It is what biker gangs use to make crank. Take a bottle of Sudafed, easy enough to come by, easy enough to do, just swallow with a glass of water, and boom! a few minutes later you go into convulsions, twitching and shaking, might not be to comfortable but who cares. in a few minutes you will be dead and the discomfort will no longer matter. Sincerely, Mepain.
04 Dec 1999 lionel auroux from Epita in Paris plusieurs petits trucs a mettre dans ton kit:
1> burbi la poupee qui tue petite poupee tres mignone, enduite de poison... la fillette cherchant reconfort (et voulant se suicider), se blotira tous contre elle...le poison penetrant la peau la tuera a petit feu sans douleur au bout de 3 - 4 jours d'utilisation, la fillette s'endormira pour...nulle part, car il y a rien apres la vie, c pour cela qu'elle est precieuse!
NB: pour les garcons la version robot, nounours et autre est a prevoir.
2> Killmaster, le jeu dont on ne se releve pas (pour un suicide collectif) c un jeu de role dans un univers contemporain mais ou il n'y a pas de gestion de point de vie, pour les combats chaque joueur prend une seringue, un pot de poison (encore) dilue pour chaque coup recu le joueur S'injecte une dose non mortel mais le rend malade... si le joueur meurt dans le jeu, il meurt dans la realite...cela permet de se tuer en s'amusant entre amis...evidement le maitre sera une personne saine ne voulant pas mourir (sinon la partie s'acheve)
3> le costume de canard et un billet pour l'ouverture de la chasse. La il est vrais ce n'est pas la personne qui se suicide mais bon! c drole..
4>DUUM le jeux video pieger qui kill sous forme de CD en Plastique (l'explosif) l'enfant qui veux se suicider dit a c parent: -heuu la je vais faire une partie de DUUM, alors si vous me chercher chuis dans ma piaule.. -ha DOOM, j'aime pas vraiment ce jeu, il est trop violent... enfin bon te couche pas trop tard.... la version on joue a plusieur pour le suicide collectif est envisageable......
bon pour l'instant za suffit, si tu aime, tu me le dit!
04 Dec 1999 Why? By growing up and getting a life. Or just doing drugs, whatever love.....
04 Dec 1999 Ally Get an old revolver gun and play russian roulete till you blow your brains out. Quick, exciting though a bit messy I know.
03 Dec 1999 Lovre one way is as good as any other but PLAYING suicide'll never get you there and then again, actually COMITTING suicide won't get you anywhere, anywhere i know that is...
03 Dec 1999 super rigolo tu te fais sodomiser par un elephant!
03 Dec 1999 nick Eat too many sweets.
03 Dec 1999 M o r p h e u s Climb to the tope of a huge tree and let all your limbs go limp
03 Dec 1999 brian Education is the death of the imagination.
03 Dec 1999 belinda steal all the yucky tasting m&m's from mom & dads special cabinet, jump head first off the trampoline, swallow barbie's leg/head/torso, see what a fork looks like up close... real close...
03 Dec 1999 Big fly Very gently, with a large pink feather.
(Eventually you do kill yourself around the age of 75 from feather whipping exhaustion.) You get RSI in your wrist, and all your neighbours know you as "that strange old woman who whips herself with that large dirty pink feather."
03 Dec 1999 Joe Insert rods of steel in any bodily openings that you may have till u bleed internly and fall over from the shock that over takes for frail body
03 Dec 1999 mike Hang yourself. Under 13 you dont have access to certain things.
03 Dec 1999 Becky The first thing you need to put in the suicide kit is a case of beer or malt liquor, or whatever you like to drink. Just make sure its enough to get DRUNK.
Drink as much as you need to get good and Drunk. The other thing you need is about 24 Klonopins or other strong muscle relaxers. Now call up somebody of the opposite sex (or the same sex if that's the way you are, which is cool too, or both, which is really cool.) that is obsessed with you. Invite them over.
When the person is on their way over, take the pills. Then drink another beer or two. When they get there give them some beer and proceed to seduce them. It doesn't matter how you feel about them because you will be pretty horny by this time. Now you can enjoy your sex for a while because it takes a while for you to get unconcious (trust me. I tried it but then I chickened out and went to the hospital). When you finally die, the person will flip out because they're drunk and they'll think they f***ed you to death. Then they can decide what to do with the body. If you want to have a bigger audience, you can videotape this ordeal.
Well, sorrry that was so long. It was pretty creative though, wasn't it?
Also, all you people that are against suicide shouldn't even be on this page.
Mouchette, you seem like a pretty cool little boy. I will e-mail you some time. I hope you don't find me too sick. I better see this on the list next time I come back.
P.S.- This is also a great way to lose your virginity!!!!!!!!
03 Dec 1999 kenny keck Find a gun in you mom and dad's room. point it to your head and pull and then you may or may not hear it go bing
03 Dec 1999 apes eat rocks for a few weeks

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