Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
17 Dec 1999 Thiago Try to eat your cat (alive) with potatoes
Brazil - RS - POA
17 Dec 1999 cat killer Take a knife, slice your chest from neck to belly button, take your skin on both sides and pull it and you get to look at your insides for about 5 mins then you will go into shock...
17 Dec 1999 Paul Graves Well, since your under 13, you should be fairly small. The first thing you need is a good reason to die. Perhaps you are angry at a parent for forcefeeding you detestable food, or for spanking you as a punishment. Maybe you are angry at another child for hurting you. Write down your reasons, being sure to lay blame on the person who made life so unbearable. Then, put on all black clothing, paint your face black (with halloween makeup) and sneak out the window. Walk to the highway, wait until there are no vehicles and lie down on the pavement. Wait and your task will be complete. Be sure to leave at least two copies of your suicide note so the person blamed won't be able to hide it.
17 Dec 1999 Vambot5 Try to give oral sex to a foot-long hot dog ... all the way down! That way the kid will feel that he or she has done something sick and perverted and morally wrong before he/she chokes on it.
17 Dec 1999 Derek A pretty little box full of chocolate-coated glass shards, maybe?
17 Dec 1999 Herny6 Meanwhile you are being injected ebola through your neck veins and having your nails taken out by the ones you love, you are enjoying a burning black dawning.
17 Dec 1999 cosby Flintstone vitamines, when consumed in large quantities can cause death to children such as yourself. Just be sure not to vomit before you finish the entire bottle. Kids only weigh 80 or 90 lbs. so I'm pretty sure that would be enough. Kids don't have access to real drugs to over dose on. Elvis died of a drug over dose, wouldn't you like to be like Elvis, oh wait Elvis didnt kill himself. Well, then pretend that you are some other rock star. It is very important that you take on the persona of a rock star.
16 Dec 1999 dennis Remove your clothing, all of your clothing, c'mon don't be shy.
Cover your bare skin with fresh honey, maple syrup and brown sugar.
Make yourself comfortable next to an ant hill (preferably fire ants), and start digging.
The rest will take care of itself.
The good part is that you can bale out at any time (while you are still concious) so it is actually a true test of determination and willpower.
Good luck and have a wonderful recycling.
16 Dec 1999 george behnke Taking your brothers jock strap and hanging yourself from it!
16 Dec 1999 Gus Envision life as it is and think of the possible ways your life will turn into. Many of them will serve such a cause!
16 Dec 1999 rak Shove a dildo (your moms, sisters) down your throat until he or she can not breathe and in the letter to the parents note the homosexual tendencies given to him by his father and if it's a girl have her write the shamefull sluttiness of her adulterous mother drove her insane and this was the best way to show her
16 Dec 1999 dedo love any one
15 Dec 1999 yowzer Why of course if you are building a suicide kit it should containt a variety of objects (so it can be a kit).
(1) It of course should contain a pad of paper to write out a suicide note. (How else would a person tell the world of the wrongs that have been done to them?).
(2) So of course a pen or pencil to write with.
(3) An instruction manual (with all of the methods you have learned and their drawbacks) (I personally perfer walking on busy train tracks)
(4) several items such as rope, poison,etc.
(5) a phone number for a suicide hotline (in case the person doesn't really want to kill them selves)
15 Dec 1999 Simon Overdosing on Amphetamines seems to be popular these days.
15 Dec 1999 katie OD on your cats pain killers
14 Dec 1999 larry under a steamroller
14 Dec 1999 Jorel Cruz Just so you could make it fast, just get a gun and shoot yourself in the head. Or pay somone to murder you.
14 Dec 1999 dank CROSS MY PATH!!
14 Dec 1999 padre A poorly-aimed slingshot.
14 Dec 1999 rt Stuff your pockets full of candy and (wearing a trenchcoat would be much better than normal, every-day attire), and head over to the tallest building in your area. once there, find your way to the roof. After you've gotten to the roof, it's easy. jump. When you land, candy will explode from your over-stuffed pockets. and children around the area will love you. You'll be just like a pinata! Your story will be passed down from generation after generation of children, because everyone loves a pinata.

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