|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|05 Aug 1998||Isaak Cazemier||Thanxx for including my second proposal into yer hotlist. I already expected the question how to remove the air. But I didn't want to put too much detail in my text. But now you're asking, here's how to put it to a good end:
Attach the end of the vacuum cleaner to the hole in the spacebag with some tape. Then get in. From inside you should still be able to press the big power button. Afterwhile, the cleaner is still running, but by then you will be the last one to care about that.
|04 Aug 1998||1-tenter de piquer la banane d'un bébé gorille au zoo
2 descendre un piano du 5 ème étage à la cave
3- Ai-je encore un tentative pour l'award ?
4- J'ai horreur des gosses donc j'ai plein d'idées, voyons qu'elle est la moins dégueulasse ...
5- La laisser sur le bord de l'autoroute la nuit du 3107 au 1 08 A6 .... n'importe où.
6- la mettre en stage avec R. Serra
|04 Aug 1998||pelm||-s'étouffer avec un paquet de malabar
-chercher dans les rues de Köln la réincarnation de M the murderer
|29 Jul 1998||Celio H. Barreto Jr.||stand under a heavy object (no less than 500 tons) carefully balanced on a supporting beam of some sort. Fall asleep. This method is for those who wish to be part of the Golden Arches menu.|
|09 Jul 1998||Gary Singer||The difficulty in finding the correct solution is a 13 year old being possibly to adult to see any simple answer. and of course searching for the answers from adults being childish. ah! but I do still love your hands. sweet dreams!|
|14 May 1998||Isaak Cazemier||Ever seen the 'space bag' commercials? It's a very handy way to preserve your clothes requiering a minimum of space. Just put in your clothes, and remove all the air with a vacuum cleaner.
These bags are big enough for you to get into, and your body will be perfectly preserved, just like a mummy.
|12 May 1998||Micha Albertini||Te couper le Net pendant 3 jours ! C'est du suicide non? Sinon, concasser une trentaine de comprimes genre anxiolitiques ou calments, et avaler cul sec ! Le suicide mene a la mort ! :)|
|21 Apr 1998||The Somniloquy Institute||Change your identity.|
|26 Mar 1998||magali and john||Accepter les bonbons de l'etranger de la rue.
This could be a frightening way to die, but once you accept, you are relieved of the responsibility, and anyway, most other forms of suicide are pretty boring in comparison...
|25 Mar 1998||el tommo||if you're a little girl go swimming and tie your hair to the drainage grill under the water|
|20 Mar 1998||pierre||faire fondre des lego dans ton jus d'orange et consommer en grande quantité|
|03 Mar 1998||tobefrite||rail de coke|
|20 Feb 1998||josselyne||Transform yourself into an image on your computer and clik it off. It is painless but it will be too sad for your fans. So think about it first. Josselyne, who is one of your fans.|
|08 Feb 1998||lyne landry||J'espere que tu n'est pas serieuse! Essaie de ne plus respirer jusqu'a ce que mort s'ensuive. c idiot ce que je te dis? c idiot ta question aussi. Essaie-donc de trouver des truck pour grandir et t'épanouir a la place.|
|03 Feb 1998||jeroen||euh.. read a book before sleeping and suffocate in letters?|
|24 Jan 1998||*NONE*||This sight is gross. Your making it seem like suicide is good. I think you should get real. Maybe get some help.|
|13 Jan 1998||glenn||How about being tickled to death|
|09 Jan 1998||Ton||search how to kill yourself on the internet|
|08 Jan 1998||janne glad||If you really want to commiy suicide, you do not think of the best way to do it; you simply roll yourself tightly into an old carpet and down a wretched little riverbank into the muddy water - and you do not pretend suicide is the way to maintain your life perfect.
However, if you need something that you can put in a box for children to play suicide with, I suggest a small bottle made of coloured glass, marked "Poison". The liquid should be dark like ink, yet glisten if you hold the bottle in bright sunlight.
The capsule should be sealed in an old-fashioned manner.
|07 Jan 1998||Wim||Word lid van Vindicat.
Ga in een Vindicat huis wonen en drink een liter Hooghoudt Jonge graanjenever.