|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|06 Apr 2000||Quixotic||Climb up a tree over lots of traffic and pick the nicest car you can see and jump on it...|
|06 Apr 2000||Godpoet||Speak Death and it happens. Be God and come back.
What better for Christmas present past-and-future?
|06 Apr 2000||Zero||Hang yourself on the stage of an N*SYNC concert!|
|06 Apr 2000||Nick E. Ripley||The best way to kill yourself when you are under thirteen is to live your life.|
|06 Apr 2000||FuNky J FaSh||My top ten Ways to Die:
1)- Go to a Slayer concert wearing a back street boys shirt
2)-Forgetting to tie the bungie rope to your feet
3)-Strapping a vacuum cleaner to your mouth and setting suction to full
4)-Relieving that annoying itch.... with a razor blade
5)-Fake Debilitating illness and beg for euthanasia
6)-Build a house using your head
7)-Start chewing on you feet, then continue eating until you've ingested yourself
8)-Be a bad guy in a movie, so when you die... everything in a 1 mile radius blows up, you spray more blood then 15 rabid sloths, the good guy survives... get's the busty blonde... and the sun sets.
9)-Substitute the nicotine in cigarettes with nitroglycerine
10)-Jump out of a plane, with a grenade strapped to you... above the Sydney 2000 Olympic games opening ceremony, and share yourself with thousands of others...
|06 Apr 2000||bob gary||eat your grandma's pill's till you drop and abuse your self so it looks like murder|
|05 Apr 2000||Contessa||Croyez en Dieu|
|05 Apr 2000||Contessa||Have sex..... with me.|
|05 Apr 2000||laura||put a drycleaners bag over your head|
|05 Apr 2000||Katherine||Well, you should kill yourself at school in a private place. Then, someone will find that poor child lying dead on the floor. Do it with an exacto knife and slit your wrists...or use scissors...something inconspicuous so that no one give it a second thought. Or you could swallow too many pills. They are small and easy to hide. Or, if you would rather do something creative among nature, you could fill your pockets with stones and walk into a lake or pond, and just disappear...|
|05 Apr 2000||T||I think the best way to kill yourself would be to take my aunt's advice: go play in traffic.|
|05 Apr 2000||LAI||:::: walt kept backups of himself everywhere ::::: but at least one ::: had to be active at any given point ::::::::: walt was only RAM ::::: ROM doesn't lend itself to consciousness ::: he lived on a knifes edge :::::::: knife switch perhaps :::::: as soon as power was cut he disappeared :::::: nobody ever knew if it was a suicide or a murder ::::::|
|05 Apr 2000||yesno||in my house, if you wanted to kill yourself the easiest way to do it would be to NOT take out the trash. Let it fest for a few days and then mom will have no choice but to kill you. This is much like the 'death by cop' suicides we've been seeing lately.|
|05 Apr 2000||Lord Hugh||Ready? OK. Now, get a knife, hang it from a string. Do some lessons until you are very handy with a crossbow. Steal one of the crossbows from the teacher, and bring it home. During the time you learn to use the crossbow, gradually hang more and more knives up on strings in your room. Then try to shoot the knives down one by one from directly underneath them. AND, if at the end of that, you're still not dead, stick yourself in as many places as possible with arrows (be creative) and finally shoot yourself right between the eyes with one which has a stuff toy impaled on it (preferably the stipry penis, if handy, but anything should do). Tell me if it works.|
|05 Apr 2000||John||Surrender yourself to devil worship, and hope the dark lord will accept your body in a violent way.|
|05 Apr 2000||Dan||By putting you art and soul into the sterile computer network that is the internet. After your art has all gone, do you still live?|
|05 Apr 2000||Chris||Take lots of ibuprofen. About 30 tablets of 200mg each. The ibuprofen will not kill you, but it will give you the whole excitement of being taken to hospital.. getting fed liquid charcoal (which tastes nice) and generally getting the whole near-death experience with none of the pain.|
|05 Apr 2000||jason||running w/ scissors|
|05 Apr 2000||dwyer||well, the easiest way to kill yourself when you're 13 is wait until you live to about 75-85, when time machines are invented (guessing they may be), then, buy a trip, travel back to when you were 13, and if by then you've lived an entire lifetime thinking about how worthless your life was and will be, then it should be no problem to stab yourself in the back. And if you've lived a life with even one happy moment over the age of 13, then death will come peacefully in the night.|
|05 Apr 2000||Valerie||My friend just commited suicide last week and she was only 16. The pain left here with her friends and family are indescribeable.. please, just pray for strength when you feel lost and hopeless. Killing yourself won't solve anything. You are too precious and too loved to cheat everyone out of their time with you.. God bless.|