|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|04 Nov 1999||Doc||Cut your dick off.
Prove you have the balls to do watch yourself bleed to death
|04 Nov 1999||friendlybunny||The suicide kit must come in an elaborately decorated and colorful box. It must be designed to make you want to kill yourself. Not many kids have the urge to commit suicide, so the kit must convince them. Maybe the kit could contain 100s of hours of news clips or political speeches...|
|04 Nov 1999||Derth Goadly||Go into your school. Fuck the hottest person in the school. Stab yourself to death in front of everyone. Blame it on everyone in a note.|
|04 Nov 1999||MonTon Des`Coup||Study, become a nerd, the rednecks will make your life a living hell, then get daddy's gun and blow your brains out.|
|04 Nov 1999||simon||Piss off the localpedophile so much that he rapes you and then kills you.|
|04 Nov 1999||SiE||I suggest slow, highly painful and overly elabortate repeative motions, i.e. carefully insert one finger (id suggest the marriage-ring one, for sake of dramatics) topped with a sharply pointed silver tooth (fashioned like a nail ring), into that small delicate hole you claim to not have yet breeched. Make sure you reach far enough up (towards your womb, not bowles, as that could get messy!) and now using quick flicks of the wrist try locating your 'cherry', this is sure induce much bleeding. Now with the other hand enject your arm with "drano", for the last preformance was just that, a preformance (it wont actully kill you), to be captured on video (so every last one you left behind will wittness your legacy!)
p.s. make sure you keep the "drano" off camera, maintaining the glamorous illusion.
|04 Nov 1999||Corwin||Take your parent's gun, hold up a gun shop with it, and take all the assault/automatic rifles you can carry. Then go to an NRA or other Right-to-bear-Arms (shoot somebody and take their car to get there unless you can walk). Rally and spray everybody there with bullets. Save the last one for yourself.|
|04 Nov 1999||Sarah||Take all of those pretty little stuffed animals you have, douse them in gasoline, light a match and BURN baby BURN! It cheap and yet, oh so effective!|
|04 Nov 1999||James||1.) Find a pedophile chatroom on the internet.
2.) Make a friend.
3.) Agree to meet this "friend".
|04 Nov 1999||Robert Loder||The best way to kill yourself if your under thirteen is to go out and sit down on the train tracks nearest you and pray that your life be taken from you. Wish that you had never been born, then if our father realy subspises you he will take your life. But before you die ask yourself one question? Is this fucked up world worth your precious time and energy.|
|04 Nov 1999||roberto||hang yourself|
|04 Nov 1999||Daniel B. Carnahan Jr.||-Jumping out a window.
-Drinking milk if you are lactos intolerint.?
-Shooting yourself with your dad's gun, that is fucked up.
-Riding your bike in to oncoming traffic.
When this game is made i want to be the first to own it.
|03 Nov 1999||Patrick Noland||Take a knife and stab your self repetedly untill you bleed to death.|
|03 Nov 1999||Robbie kelly||the best way to kill yourself is if you take a rope and hang yourself from the celing|
|03 Nov 1999||Jason||Allow yourself to believe in the lies perpetrated by our 'society'. :)|
|03 Nov 1999||amber||Walking on thin ice in the wintertime, early in the cold cold morning
There's a book by Edward Gorey that illustrates children dying, many of them self-inflicted, in "the gashlycrumb tinies," you might want to look at that.
|03 Nov 1999||TSCHOATSCHI||The best way is to become grown up like your parents|
|03 Nov 1999||BOB, GARY||Gun's and Roses|
|03 Nov 1999||Bill Jason||the best way to kill yourself? well, that's simple. place 500 US dollars into a white envelope, and send it to Bill Jason, Box 782, Boonsboro MD 21783. Be sure to include your address, and what time you usually go to sleep.|
|03 Nov 1999||The Unholy Grinch||Jumping off a building and landing on a hellcycle that lacks a seat.|