|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 Dec 1999||laughingman||Usually by wrapping your dad's belt around your neck and tying it on something in his closet. Then while you're in there, you can jump off an old box or something and hang yourself. That way dad gets a double surprise when he opens the closet, because not only have you hung yourself with his belt, while you were dying you lost control of your bladder and bowels and left a huge mess for him to clean up after they haul away your corpse.|
|01 Dec 1999||Gérard grodoigt||plusieurs possibilités s'offrent aux p'tits. Un exemple: s'allonger sur le dos sur une plage du nord de la bretagne et attendre la montée des eaux. Nous savons que le sel mélangé au grains de sables provoque une érosion importante et donc à terme une usure mortelle. Il faut les voir tous ces pauvres s'entasser au mois d'août et attendre leur heure. Mais cela est bien plus compliqué. Peut-être aurais-je le temps un jour de tout vous dire.|
|01 Dec 1999||smackhead||thirteen gauge wire, pair of pliers, thumb-screws, LSD, hammer, RAZoR BLADES, SSPIKED FUCKIN BAT, DUCT TAPE, BARBED HOOKS, hand cuffs, leather harness, cyanide, 5 lb. TNT, a lighter, 20 oz. gasoline, claymore mines, shotgun & ammo, axe, katana blade, cherry bombs, gallon of mercury, sharpened poisonous darts, a cobra, 12 dozen scorpions, whipped cream, nitrous oxide, helium, a bag of honey roasted pretzels and a congregation of nude people, with jesus christ, a .45 , two blasting caps, a bag of anthrax spores, and a fake id...........,,|
|01 Dec 1999||phill||The first thing you want to do if you are going to commit suicide is dress up in your best clothes put on your makeup and make yourself as beautiful as possible (if your going to die you might as dress for the occasion). Next, you put on some music something nice and relaxing maybe Kenny G. then you set up a video camera to record your final moments of life for posterity. Now with everything ready you sit on the edge of your bed take out a large and extremely sharp knife, say your final words to the camera and eviscerate yourself. This is a painful way to die but it will never be forgotten.|
|01 Dec 1999||spike||well, i hear asphyiation is nice, but living to see your own death is worth the trouble . . . death is the only great adventure|
|01 Dec 1999||Ramsey||jump off a bridge into traffic.so that when you fall and hit the ground, you die not only from impact but also from cars running over you|
|01 Dec 1999||Gerald||Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.
It'll make your stomach explode.
|01 Dec 1999||Gabriel||Spit into a bowl and drown yourself in your own mucus, or chop off your hand and suck out the blood until there's nothing left or you pass out, whichever comes first.|
|01 Dec 1999||Katie Bryan||I don't know if your serious or not about wanting suicide suggestions, but my input is to find some high spot, stick a broom stick between your legs (this only works if you're a girl) and jump off of your high ledge, forcing the broom stick up into your body and out through your head.|
|01 Dec 1999||Jim McCabe||Eliminate your passion. This is most effective, and you can continue about an ordinary life without anyone ever knowing that you have killed yourself. Make sure you do it before you get a job. A hollow worker is a happy worker.|
|01 Dec 1999||michelline||People that young are afraid of death. No child will "play" suicide with you.|
|01 Dec 1999||pablo felmer||I'm 13 (I'm not 13), and this age is very dificult, so first I fuck with all girls and then I go home and drink a lot of bad yoghurt then i get a diarreA and i die of intoxication.
Sorry for my english.
|01 Dec 1999||Matt Ridenour||Growing up.|
|01 Dec 1999||gloria||Get a gun and carry it down to the local police station. Tell the chief that you have a serious problem: that you have a gun going off in your head. Wait for the confused look, then the look of comprehension. And right before it's too late remove the gun from your pocket (make sure you're standing far enough away so he can't grab you) and pull the trigger while aiming at your head|
|30 Nov 1999||Darlane||Darling child, simply anger your mother!!!|
|30 Nov 1999||kel||there are so many ways to kill oneself... so many of which are faulty with our medical technology. For the slow and painful death, I would suggest obtaining some nitric acid and injecting it into your stomach, head and heart. not pretty, but it will disolve all of your majors... for a less painful way, i tend to find the idea of the american refrigerator romantic as well... so coffin like, and you can arrange flowers about you for a truly romantic discovery... and aromatic too.|
|30 Nov 1999||kel||When you are under 13, you may try pills or a razor blade, but these are all too common. I think that the thing to do at 13 is to drink something sweet and put on a favorite outfit, then go to a highway overpass, spin in circles until you are so dizzy it feels wonderful, then jump off the overpass in the line of oncoming traffic. It will probably hurt, but the spinning should remove some of the sensation.|
|30 Nov 1999||matthew||What the hell is wrong here? I dont want my kid to pretend to kill himself!|
|30 Nov 1999||JennKNEEfur||You can snore really loud and have your little brother or sister smother you with a pillow.
You can make your own milkshake with the liquid in all those shiny bottles under the sink.
You can see if you can make the swing do an entire 360 degree circle on the swing set.
You can see what electricity tastes like.
|30 Nov 1999||zero branco||www.suicidio.cjb.net|