Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
30 Apr 2000 galdo Traverser l'autoroute cinq fois par jour
30 Apr 2000 bitchass drink bleech, and try to walk it off.
30 Apr 2000 falcon try stopping an oncoming train
29 Apr 2000 sylvain swallow your tamagoshy
29 Apr 2000 Juliano Eat knives
28 Apr 2000 Scarecrow stop eating
28 Apr 2000 Azreal Take a hot bath with a razor blade. Slit your wrists, ankles, and throat. Because the water is so hot you won't be able to feel the blade as you slash through your skin. Eventually you will bleed to death and the water will turn a lovely red color!
28 Apr 2000 toddle hammer, nails, floor.
28 Apr 2000 Natasha Nomie L'illusion et le rĂªve
28 Apr 2000 Joy honey, I really don't know why you would want to kill yourself, honestly. but all you have to do is go in a small enclosed room with a chemical that says to use it in only a well ventelated room, then you wait.
28 Apr 2000 Keith Throw yourself infront of a bus thats moving at a high rate of speed.
28 Apr 2000 M rape yourself to death
27 Apr 2000 Amanda happily enjoy your last can of soda. when it is gone, cut the can in half and use it to carve the alphabet up and down your arms. hopefully, you'll bleed to death.
27 Apr 2000 piers run onto a freeway. Hey, you take lots of other people with you. LOL
27 Apr 2000 BLITZKRIEG SHOOT ME
27 Apr 2000 Gaer Grimsrud Drowning. Agonising panic followed by the euphoria of an oxygen deprived brain. From somone who knows. Smothering can cause abrasions, Strangulation is more painful than people realise, and Quicksand gets that annoying sand in your eye. Some people might say Freezing is good, because the body falls to sleep once your temperature reaches a certain level, but Drowning is full of contradictory feelings. The panic and euphoria, the literal and figurative weightlessness, blahblahblah. I hope I sound as pretentious as I meant to be. GO HEELS Have a Day. PS Cutting your head off isn't as quick a death as it's advertised.
25 Apr 2000 Funkatronic hang yourself from the rafters with a bedsheet
24 Apr 2000 alyson go up to a volcano and jump in...
burn, baby, burn!!!
24 Apr 2000 morepowerr never a good idea at any age..
but bleach works well ......
24 Apr 2000 chrisis First of all, you have to keep in mind that the closer you are to 13, the quicker you'll have to die, otherwise you'll not have killed yourself when you're under 13. Based on this, you can have different suicide kits for different ages.
Of course children must be over 3 years old, because the kit may contain small (possibly hazardous) parts. The kits range from "the third birthday kit" (very slow death: self induced terminal illness, etc.) to "the day before 13th birthday kit"
(very quick death: common gunshot, wound to head, etc...). The kits in between are the most fun, because they're noticable from the beginning, and still last long enough to enjoy!

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