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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
25 Apr 2000 Funkatronic hang yourself from the rafters with a bedsheet
24 Apr 2000 alyson go up to a volcano and jump in...
burn, baby, burn!!!
24 Apr 2000 morepowerr never a good idea at any age..
but bleach works well ......
24 Apr 2000 chrisis First of all, you have to keep in mind that the closer you are to 13, the quicker you'll have to die, otherwise you'll not have killed yourself when you're under 13. Based on this, you can have different suicide kits for different ages.
Of course children must be over 3 years old, because the kit may contain small (possibly hazardous) parts. The kits range from "the third birthday kit" (very slow death: self induced terminal illness, etc.) to "the day before 13th birthday kit"
(very quick death: common gunshot, wound to head, etc...). The kits in between are the most fun, because they're noticable from the beginning, and still last long enough to enjoy!
24 Apr 2000 tweetythief Probably the best way is to ducktape a point knife to each of your hands, finger touching the blades, and find an convienient electrical socket....
Or, small people get hit by buses alot, you could make someone feel real guilty doing it that way......
22 Apr 2000 Zodiac The best way to kill yourself if you are under 13 is to carefully, almost surgically, gouge out your eyes completely, with a knife. Any knife will do. Once both of your eyes are removed from your skull, fill your sockets with salt. The pain will send you into shock and kill you.
22 Apr 2000 rodrigo with a teddy bear with a knife
21 Apr 2000 sinful take a bath and throw the blow dryer in the tub with you in it:):):)
21 Apr 2000 mike F jump in front of a mack truck, find your dad's gun and blow your head off
20 Apr 2000 angie overeat
20 Apr 2000 b Spend the rest of your life trying to make time to live out your dreams, and failing.
20 Apr 2000 Ricky Cox Overdose on hopscotch
19 Apr 2000 javier use strychnine... slow, painful, agonizing death
18 Apr 2000 Bob Smith My suggestion would be to dismember yourself with a machete, possibly a poacher knife. You could also give yourself Chinese paper cuts/incisions all over your body, then jump into a bathtub filled of iodine and vinegar solution until you bleed to death. It's painfully fun!
18 Apr 2000 jay if i were under 13 i would go on the internet and learn how to make different types of explosives. then i would sneak around and put a shit load of explosives around the people i hate including mine, then... BOOM!!!!
18 Apr 2000 miguel fragoso you can take your mom's acetone and then make your own cocktail...
18 Apr 2000 Draco I thinking drinking drano in the middle of class it would eat you from the inside out eventully you would just ozze from the sides hehe i wouldnt want to be the janito to clean that up
17 Apr 2000 god tie a noose around your neck and stand on a block of ice until it melts
17 Apr 2000 ZBT overdose on weed bro
16 Apr 2000 Pooh hanging yourself while masturbating. It not only increases the feeling but you die happy

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