|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|15 Feb 2000||Mike||Slowly...with a hand-held cheese grater. This also works well for children over 13.|
|15 Feb 2000||Nostrildamus||2 - corkscrews *NOT CHROMED*
1 - flourescent light bulb, intact.
1 - extension cord, clipped, and frayed so each end can stretch about 5 feet apart.
Take corkscrews, Plunge 1 into each leg, on top of the thigh area.
Take 1 end of the frayed extension cord, (while not plugged in) and loop around one of the corkscrews.
Take the other end of the extension cord (Still not plugged in) and loop it around the other corkscrew.
Lay on your back near an outlet, and place the plug between your feet, so as to plug it in with your feet (dont plug it in yet)
Take the flourescent light bulb, and put one hand on each end, touching the metal contacts. (it may help to get a friend to tape your hands to it so they dont blow off)
Now, plug the cord in, and watch the light show!!!
|15 Feb 2000||tom||Why do you want to kill yourself? yikes. I had a girlfriend who was into suicide, not cause it was cool or funny or anything (like i assume you are, you seem too happy to actually kill yourself) but cause she was just whacked out. Anyway, I remember that she sewed her hand together once, like the middle of the second finger to the middle of the third. It rather upset me.
Back to your question.. if I were 'almost' 13 and wanted to kill myself... that really depends on why you want to do it. I don't think it is your parents, you seem to love them too much. maybe a boyfriend? You do not mention it on the website. I must assume then it is simply to do it. Valid.
Then you must do it in such a way as to make a statement. A statement against something that you strongly hate (or love) or against something that you are completely indifferent to. Perhaps you could slit your wrists and paint pictures of teletubbies (oh, I do hope you have them in Amsterdam) all over your walls, with your blood. Be sure to write things about your 'confused sexuality' and write a letter (also in blood) to that american senator who called one of the teletubbies gay. Tell him how his proclamation helped you to see the 'cold, hard truth' of the teletubbies, and how you "couldn't let these feelings inside of you grow."
Then, if you still have any strength, scan the letter, maybe take some shots of your walls (with bloodytubbies painted everywhere) and place the .jpgs on your website. That should cause a few laughs and would probably make world-wide headlines.
But seriously, you shouldn't kill yourself.
|14 Feb 2000||Bitchface||Take 2 guns.... give one to a stranger and put the other to his/her head and force them to kill you... It's painless and that person will have horrible dreams for the rest of their life!|
|14 Feb 2000||Something Now||Pills, tons of pills. Hallucinogens, analgesics, amphetamines, and psychoactives.|
|14 Feb 2000||Rob||I always tell them kids how to get gum out of the eletric plugs... The trick is to put two dimes in the socket at the same time.....
I can still smell that burnt ozone stench
|14 Feb 2000||ha ha, my name is azazel||Go and find the biggest knive in the house, when you find it, run to your friend's house and ask him to cut you into little pieces. Then, have him/her to put your remains into a barrel and burn you till there is nothing left but ashes. When he/she is done, tell them to take you to a whore house, put you in a douch bag and run you through once.|
|14 Feb 2000||Glen||If you drink over 350 liters of aspertime a year you will die of cancer|
|14 Feb 2000||Psyrix of fragilehope of reddog of nothi||The best way to kill urself... well, i'm all for the drugs, so just go get big brother or sister slut and have em load up!|
|14 Feb 2000||Courtney||I would suggest...hmmm...13...I would take all my Barbies and make nooses for them then hang them all over my room then hang myself. To protest that I am not a little girl no more and barbie is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|14 Feb 2000||Johanna Jones||Hang yourself off of the side of your house, out of your window.|
|14 Feb 2000||joe||make nasty websites is one fast way !!|
|14 Feb 2000||Razzle||diving into a vast of boiling lard...|
|14 Feb 2000||Omega||The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to crawl into a pre-heated oven to play "chef", and curl up in there until you think that the turkey is well marinated.|
|14 Feb 2000||zonda||Drowning. No one will suspect and , if in a public pool, your parents can sue!|
|13 Feb 2000||axeman||Play freeze tag on the highway (while wearing cloggs)|
|13 Feb 2000||Bernardo||with a sugar overdose|
|13 Feb 2000||Guy||Eaten by a cat !|
|13 Feb 2000||Gav||Tell ALL the people you know about 2 weeks before hand and generate a lot of buzz... then do something really messy in public.|
|13 Feb 2000||Paul||Try turning the other cheek. It's fun and it's educational! Let bullies know you're a good little martyr and soon they will find novel and inventive means of killing you--just like the ancient Romans.|