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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
22 Feb 2000 Corsav Drip blood all over your body, cut a tiny hold in your throat and mutilate your face. All this to freak people out...Then splatter pink paint everywhere in your room.
After doing all this, lay down on your bed (which will also be covered with pink paint), wearing a bright red dress. Slowly cut your wrist and just lay there till your blood is all gone.
22 Feb 2000 Carlin Reed Drink everything in the house you can find that has a "Mr. Yuk" sticker on it.
21 Feb 2000 The dude Embarrassment
20 Feb 2000 Poo 52 valiums and a bottle of anti-freeze in the form of a slushy with kool-aid and sugar (nevermind the sugar, since anti-freeze is sweet). In a blender with ice....voila
19 Feb 2000 Padre Navidad A poorly aimed slingshot
19 Feb 2000 Dusk I suggest taking all the pills in an aspirin bottle, and swallowing them with a glass of bleach, your heart will burst to say the least
19 Feb 2000 Jackie bite a barbie doll's head off and choke on the hair...
19 Feb 2000 Logan The best way to kill yourself when you are 13 is to wait a few years until you are old and depressed. Then your young years will be gone. You won't be yourself any longer.
19 Feb 2000 Tirabelle Despite being underage, it's easy to get a wide range of fun explosives. An M-80 or two, glued to the chest and lit can provide a spectacular flare of light and vital organs. Jumping off a building just before the explosion has the added effect of bringing others down with you!
18 Feb 2000 zed When I was around 8 I put some red watercolor ink on the bath tub I was in. It had a pretty strong effect on my mom as she "found" me.
18 Feb 2000 Robert Eat something from MacDonalds
18 Feb 2000 sonika_tRiP Hi my name is Danny I am 12 years old, fuck you all...
18 Feb 2000 Mr Wendal Two electrodes to the hairless pubic area, attached at the other end to a car battery. No-one wants to die without somesort of sexual experience. Know what I mean sunshine???
Laters
16 Feb 2000 babyblue The best way to kill yourself when your under 13, is to hang yourself, but you have to have the rope tricked so that you give the rope to a baby, and they can let go of the rope. When the rope is let go, the baby will waving bye bye to oldest child.
16 Feb 2000 Maurizio Try to stop a train. You'll leave an interesting looking corpse, and, if you're mother is present, she will most likely join you shortly.
Enjoy!
16 Feb 2000 HACUNAMATATA Hang Your self BY The Balls
15 Feb 2000 Hubz It would depend on the effect you wanted to achieve when you were found. A very graphic bloody mess that involves a lot of emotion, or the secretive die in your sleep with a lot of surprise when you don't wake up. Go for the blood element, lots of blood sure to surprise the finder. Best parts are the upper thigh area, wrist and the sides of the neck.
15 Feb 2000 John Drown yourself in something thick, rich and chewy.
15 Feb 2000 Akasha wait under a high building till someone else tries to kill himself.... then get hit by his body ... nothing easier than that:)
15 Feb 2000 F Biss plug your orthodontic retainer into the wall socket

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