|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|12 Mar 2000||lozer||mess with me and james|
|11 Mar 2000||Mark||Get in your car. Drive to a pharmacy. Buy or steal the biggest container of vaseline.
Get back in your car and go to a bowling alley. Bowl a couple of rounds, then sneak out with your ball. The heavier the better!
Next, wait until the next rodeo comes to town. Four hours before the rodeo starts, Wedge the bowling ball into your ass. Have your best friend drive you to the rodeo, get on a bucking bronco, and all your troubles will be solved.
|11 Mar 2000||Andy Meadows||I guess the bets way is just to jump in front of traffic but it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo overdone. You want something new and fantastic that's gonna make people sit up and take notice! Why not cram your whole body into a kitchen blender. After all 90% of all accidents happen in the home. Or you could masturbate until you die from friction burns. It's pretty sick but people will remember something like that. Whatever you do just remember to say that the movies made you do it!|
|10 Mar 2000||Krandall Deathwatch||make yourself a suit out of barbed wire and run as fast as you can|
|10 Mar 2000||scott||heroin overdose is probably the most glamorous. Or perhaps when at the zoo with your parents, you can jump into the *pick one* <1.lion 2.tiger 3.gorilla 4.rhino> cage and provoke the animal until it attacks and kills you.|
|09 Mar 2000||bjorn bye||The suicide-kit-box doesn`t need to contain anything. Climb into it, close the lid, and make sure no air flow in. Then, wait.|
|09 Mar 2000||Greg Jackson||swallowing a ping-pong ball filled with glass and poison (so if you don't choke on the ping-pong ball you'll either die from poisoning or internal bleeding from the glass cutting up your insides)|
|08 Mar 2000||zack||throw yourself onto the 3rd rail of subway tracks|
|08 Mar 2000||Bastard||Lock yourself in a room with a rabid wolverine high on angeldust....|
|08 Mar 2000||John Francis||All the ways when your 13 hurts, it takes until 25 to figure out how to do it painless|
|08 Mar 2000||LivingDeadGirl||electrocute yourself using your own blood as a conductor instead of water!!!|
|07 Mar 2000||mowglie||Take a long-drink glass; fill it up with vanilla ice and mustard. Mix it.
Take another long-drink glass; fill it up with vanilla ice and mustard. Mix it.
Repeat doing this until you're dead. and remember; do not taste for it tastes bad.
|06 Mar 2000||Jolie||Eat spaghetti with Campbell's tomato sauce on it (which makes it artistic, when associated with Warhols' use of Campbell's imagery) and tie yourself up on the spaghetti strings when lit from different directions in different colors of light, perhaps even accompanied by some disco music and one of those cool and funky discomirrorballs - don't forget to put up some make-up! Especially purple colors and glitter; wear a shiny silver dress with spikes on the inside.|
|06 Mar 2000||Cory||Hang out in school and make fun of a fat kid with a .357 magnum|
|05 Mar 2000||EYELESS||If you're planning to kill yourself, do it the way you like the most and that you're inner fears aren't afraid of.
Do it like your feelings tell you.
|04 Mar 2000||Alyssa Allen||The best way to kill yourself if you are under 13 would be to get a gun and a knife! First you start by cutting incisions in your arms and legs and letting the blood drip down! The point in this is so that if you get taken to the hospital they will have no time to cover up all your cuts in time to save you from drying out! Then you walk down the street letting all the people who made you want to kill yourself see you! You walk to a ex boyfriends house and take the gun and shoot yourself right in front of him if he broke your heart!|
|04 Mar 2000||Lavender||To drink many poisons, then while you're confused from all the toxins grab a knive and cut you wrists, while the blood is coming out of your arm pour acid on it, then take a tight rope and reach a fan, tie the rope to the fan and have your brother of sister turn the fan on for you. :)|
|03 Mar 2000||Brandt||Fall into life as if it were death. Drain the numbness from your wrists and become the ground of tomorrow.|
|01 Mar 2000||mark kubas||I think that something like a plastic bag mask would do the trick. Perhaps a clown's face silkscreened onto a simple plastic shopping bag. This would encourage the child to "try the bag on" or put the bag over his or her head and play clown. The silkscreen ink could possibly be temperature sensitive, so post suffocation, when the child is cold, the bag will display a sad clown face.|
|01 Mar 2000||Raul||Hold scissors to temple and wait behind door for bad mommy to slam door open.|