What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|05 Nov 1999||tee jay||I figure the best way to do it is to play in the freeway.|
|05 Nov 1999||Brynna||If you want to do it quick and easy, you can overdose on medicine pills.
A more elaborate way, hang your self. Find a high point in your home (or else where), and something to tie a rope, chain or belt too. Tie one one of it to the high point, and get something to stand on so you can reach. Tie the other end to your neck, tightly, and jump off the thing you are standing on, or kick it out of the way. That works, but you have to really want to kill yourself to do it.
If you want to kill yourself because of what someone did, you can make them feel terrible by doing it in their presence, or leaving them a note.
When I tried to commit suicide, I slit me wristes, but I didn't do it deep enough. Don't cut across, cut long ways, and be sure it's deep.
|05 Nov 1999||andrew||Carve the word love on your chest with a razorblad then kill yourself with a gun in your mom and dad's bed.|
|05 Nov 1999||dominic||c4 tied to your person in the middle of time square at 12:00
new year's day
|05 Nov 1999||kristin||Jumping off of something. It is virtually free, unless you pay to go to the top of the sears tower, but most high drops could be acomplished with no cost. You get one last cheap thrill! And all you have to do is jump.|
|04 Nov 1999||Emmy||murder someone, and get the death sentence|
|04 Nov 1999||Colin||a sharped bike spoke, insert in ear at about a 45* angle. this kills instantly|
|04 Nov 1999||chewbacca||bleach and amonia mix|
|04 Nov 1999||G7oria||When I was 12 I stuck my head in a deep fryer at the restaurant my parents owned.(unfortunately someone saw me and pulled me out). Another idea is to clip metal onto your ears, then attach wires on each end into a 9 volt (or higher) battery or an electrical outlet|
|04 Nov 1999||ryan||While your parents are asleep go out to your garage and start their car make sure all doors and windows are shut and take a garden hose inside of your muffler put the other end in your nice warm auto and go to sleep they will wake to a surprise when they find you that next morning.|
|04 Nov 1999||zeek||choke to death on jelly beans|
|04 Nov 1999||SHARKY||SLIT YOUR RISTS,THEN LIE IN A BATHTUB OF WATER WHICH IS AT 37.5 DEGREES CELCIUS.|
|04 Nov 1999||Sir X||Stop eating.|
|04 Nov 1999||jonny carson||It would have to be a kit shaped like a cookie jar, a doctor death cookie jar. Inside it would contain a couple of cookies, the assortment that you wanted could vary, such as chocolate chip or peanut butter, but really they would be filled with arsenic, the kit would also have to include a nice big machette, and fake blood (this isn't real anyway). The kit wouldn't be complete without a notepad and a pen with the smiley guy:) on it (how else would you write the note?) that would be guaranteed to freak your parents out, and if that didn't work... just have a gun in it also!!!|
|04 Nov 1999||christoph selbach||...eat chocolate until you burst|
|04 Nov 1999||Richard||Set up a website and advertise yourself as being thirteen and available for functions - bhar-mitzvah's and ritual child abuse as long as it is super super violent.
After a year on the circuit, asuming you live that long, I'm sure you won't need any more suggestions. You will be a positive font of self termination ideas
|04 Nov 1999||Doc||Cut your dick off.
Prove you have the balls to do watch yourself bleed to death
|04 Nov 1999||friendlybunny||The suicide kit must come in an elaborately decorated and colorful box. It must be designed to make you want to kill yourself. Not many kids have the urge to commit suicide, so the kit must convince them. Maybe the kit could contain 100s of hours of news clips or political speeches...|
|04 Nov 1999||Derth Goadly||Go into your school. Fuck the hottest person in the school. Stab yourself to death in front of everyone. Blame it on everyone in a note.|
|04 Nov 1999||MonTon Des`Coup||Study, become a nerd, the rednecks will make your life a living hell, then get daddy's gun and blow your brains out.|