|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|29 May 2000||tapeworm||cover yourself in gasoline, kerosine, and anything else that says "flammable" and light...easy|
|29 May 2000||tapeworm||find your mom's prescriptions, take all of them, find your dad's liquor, drink all of it, get on your roof, jump off, and wait...|
|29 May 2000||The Jake||Go into your parents bathroom, open the medicine cabinet, and take a bottle out (preferably one marked VALIUM, PROZAK, or XANAX) and take all the pills that are remaining in the bottle. Then, find someplace comfortable to lay down, and rest awhile.|
|29 May 2000||Hydro(BEN)zine.||3 simple steps to an Explosive Suicide :)
Materials: 1. Hydrogen
3. Match or Lighter
Procedures: 1. Fill balloon with Hydrogen.
2. Breathe in Hydrogen from the balloon into your lungs through your mouth.
3. Breathe out & hold the flame from the lighter/match near your mouth.
Results: While you breathe in the hydrogen your lungs expand and you start to sufficate. When you hold the flame near your mouth your organs explode outwards.
How do you make hydrogen? Go to my site:
* I do not take any responsibility for any injuries or damages related to the usage of this information.
|28 May 2000||johnny||just forgetting about the whole damn thing|
|28 May 2000||Paula||Eat some crayons... drink some bubbles.. have fun with some of your toys!!!|
|27 May 2000||demonia||look at u in the mirror.........|
|27 May 2000||Justin statler||u could lay down spikes and jump on to them from 4th floor|
|27 May 2000||Evil Naomi||Be boring, normal, average, mainstream, what you are expected to be/do. You won't be dead, but you might as well be|
|27 May 2000||brennan||build a simple wooden coffin and lay in it. then tell a friend to nail it shut. dispense several cans of that self-expanding foam for filling in household cracks, etc. the coffin will rapidly fill, suffocating you, and at the same time the foam will make an exact mould of your corpse. leave instructions to have a jello salad made with the mould.|
|26 May 2000||mr sinman||playing jesus with a nailgun and 2-4's with a rosebush and icepick|
|26 May 2000||Michal||put your face inside the toilet bowl, and keep it under water until you can't hold your breath anymore and then you inhale the water from the toilet into your lungs then and you drown|
|26 May 2000||Dusty||Since you are underage I'm afraid you'll have to acomplish your task without proper adult supervision. I do think you're up to the challenge though.
First unplug a table lamp from your living room or den. Since you are using a computer I will assume you are not living in squalor. Next use a pair of wire cutters to clip the cord at the base. I wonder if you had the forethought to unplug the lamp first? Next pull apart the leads from the non-plug end of the cord and strip about 6 inches of the protective plastic off these leads. Place one bare lead into the anus of your favorite pokemon figure; if it does not have one, an awl punch can make a nice one pretty rapidly. Lube up the doll with your favorite conductive lubricant such as your dad's KY. Now stick this up your ass and place the other lead firmly between your teeth. Now plug the "lamp" in.
Congratulations, you have successfully demonstrated your devotion to pokemon.
P.S. Advanced pokemon trainers may wish to give themselves a brine enema concurrently for added effect.
P.P.S. If not lethal, break the plug apart and shove into the diagonal plugs of the V220 outlet near your washing machine and/or dryer.
|25 May 2000||Tragedy||razor blades and day dreams|
|25 May 2000||Kurashii-sama||Get your very best friend to get a gun, then shoot you in the face. Only a real friend would do it.|
|25 May 2000||chi clan||walk up to your parents with a kitchen knife and slice you moms throat and stab your dads dick then plunge the knife into your own jugular.(homicidal suicide)|
|25 May 2000||Gus||The best way is the resurrection, when you think that you are live but
you have some questions about that... you're death...
when you'r under 13...
|25 May 2000||Benjamin||When listening to Pearl Jam|
|24 May 2000||chokethechickenboy||Get drunk with Dennis Stradley and Fuck his mom|
|24 May 2000||chokethechickenboy||Get drunk with Clay Jonak|