|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Apr 2000||DJ Anorexic||shoving a sharpened #2 pencil up your nose|
|09 Apr 2000||Waylain||I know the worst ways to kill yourself whilde under 13, since I'm still alive the ones I tried were no good. Thus I can offer one with 95% non-failure garantee. So-for those children's required educational suicidal experience:
A glass funnel. A piece of tape (3 inches long). A rat. Peanut butter (yummy! feel free to make a peanut butter and cookie sandwich on the side). A pillow (Sesame Street decorated). A piece of string. Vaseline. A shiny orange ball that fits in your mouth. A pulley. Jar of acid. A sponge on a stick.
Step 1: Place the pillow on the ground. Eat your peanut butter cookie sandwich (last cigarette?).
Step 2:Tape the string onto the jar of acid and lace it through the pulley. Cut the string and tape it from the jar to the funnel
Step 3: Wipe your mouth with vaseline, take the sponge on stick and dab generous amounts of vaseline. Shove the stick down your throat till slippery.
Step 4: position the jar of glass on the edge of a table and hold the string to support it. Let the funnel dangle under it.
Step 5: Swallow the rat.
Step 6: Bite the orange ball
Step 7: Position yourself on the pillow under the funnel so it aims to your forehead.
Step 8: Let the string loosen up.
Step 9: Wait.
|08 Apr 2000||Lisa Holden||By putting a binliner over your head and tying a firm knot so that you can't breath. Alternatively, just go to your mother's kitchen cupboard, steal the bottle of bleach and drink the contents. Painful but effective (and cheap).|
|08 Apr 2000||Calvin||drown your self in your JR. High bathroom toilet after carving F>T>W> into your chest with a rusty screwdriver. (f.t.w.= Fuck the world)|
|08 Apr 2000||OrGaN_gRiNdEr_EnVy666||Impail yourself in the guts with a meathook and attach it to the roof of a tall building and jump off.|
|07 Apr 2000||abaddon and bobby||1. choke on your legos.
2. stab yourself with pick-up-stix.
3. suffocate yourself with mom's plastic grocery bags and a shoelace.
4. gouge out your eyes with barbie's legs.
5. hang yourself with a jumprope.
6. poison the food you make in your TastyBake oven(R).
7. sample various household cleaners and detergents.
8. play hide and seek in the freezer or in the trunk of your parents' car.
9. overdose on children's tylenol.
10. jump headfirst off the swings.
11. get your friends to catapult you off a seesaw into a brick wall.
12. rollerblade off a cliff.
13. play in traffic.
14. aplly a b.b. gun to your temple and pull.
15. drop anything electric into the bathtub with you, power turned on.
16. play with matches and any flammable liquid.
17. sit on the top of a tree flying a kite in the middle of a thunderstorm.
18. drown youself in a kiddie pool.
19. watch television. watch it some more. watch really bad shows, repeatedly. do nothing but this. eventually your mind will rot and you will die. if you're lucky enough to survive, you will wish you hadn't.
20. masturbate violently with a crowbar while sitting on a cheese grater.
If none of these are effective, don't give up- try, try again. At the very least, these will make you so uncomfortable you will be inspired enough to think up ways on your own to put yourself out of your misery.
|07 Apr 2000||Simon||The best way to kill yourself at any age is to do nothing. To not dream. To not do anything. Just sit and rot.
Or perhaps get yourself in front of a webcam announce a time that you are to be done with life and kill yourself in front of all your fans with a very sharp knife, making it as dramatic as possible and utter no words of explanation.
|07 Apr 2000||milo||Just take your daddys gun and shoot yourself fast to get it over with.|
|07 Apr 2000||andrius||just kill killl killllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is not time to play
its time to kill
|06 Apr 2000||Paradigm Shift||This method works best if you want a prolonged, dramatic death (aka "The Sixth Sense Death"): Hide a bottle of cleaner under your bed. Come down with a slight cold, and ask for a coke in bed. Add cleaner, enough to make you sick, but not enough to kill you. You will fall ill. Ask for food in bed, either claim to be or actually be too sick to make your own. Keep adding cleaner to your food, until you want to end it. Call your parents/friends into your room, say you don't feel good, and pretend to sleep. When they leave, drink the rest of the cleaner.
This method is shorter, but no less dramatic (aka "the Sketchbook Death"): sit down on a public bench near a busy street with a notepad or sketchbook, and begin to draw or write, either poetry or dark charcoal drawings. After about an hour, jerk your head up, cry, either real or pretend, throw off your clothes and jump into traffic.
This one is my favorite (aka "The New Age Death"): For an hour, light incense in your room. Being alone is NECESSARY. Clear your mind. All your pain, all your life is just a memory, and even that's fading. All that's left is the ache for the next world. For an hour, concentrate on that ache. Either it will consume you, or reach for an old dagger that lay beside you, and thrust it into your heart.
|06 Apr 2000||Martin||Give children a box to play with with two big buttons on it; if you press one button someone else will die, if you press the other you will commit suicide.
But the buttons change properties....
|06 Apr 2000||Alison||I honestly believe with your level of creativity you do not need help. Close your eyes and let your mind wander into death. Or, alternatively, watch a lot of movies.|
|06 Apr 2000||Quixotic||Climb up a tree over lots of traffic and pick the nicest car you can see and jump on it...|
|06 Apr 2000||Godpoet||Speak Death and it happens. Be God and come back.
What better for Christmas present past-and-future?
|06 Apr 2000||Zero||Hang yourself on the stage of an N*SYNC concert!|
|06 Apr 2000||Nick E. Ripley||The best way to kill yourself when you are under thirteen is to live your life.|
|06 Apr 2000||FuNky J FaSh||My top ten Ways to Die:
1)- Go to a Slayer concert wearing a back street boys shirt
2)-Forgetting to tie the bungie rope to your feet
3)-Strapping a vacuum cleaner to your mouth and setting suction to full
4)-Relieving that annoying itch.... with a razor blade
5)-Fake Debilitating illness and beg for euthanasia
6)-Build a house using your head
7)-Start chewing on you feet, then continue eating until you've ingested yourself
8)-Be a bad guy in a movie, so when you die... everything in a 1 mile radius blows up, you spray more blood then 15 rabid sloths, the good guy survives... get's the busty blonde... and the sun sets.
9)-Substitute the nicotine in cigarettes with nitroglycerine
10)-Jump out of a plane, with a grenade strapped to you... above the Sydney 2000 Olympic games opening ceremony, and share yourself with thousands of others...
|06 Apr 2000||bob gary||eat your grandma's pill's till you drop and abuse your self so it looks like murder|
|05 Apr 2000||Contessa||Croyez en Dieu|
|05 Apr 2000||Contessa||Have sex..... with me.|