|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|03 Dec 1999||mike||Hang yourself. Under 13 you dont have access to certain things.|
|03 Dec 1999||Becky|| The first thing you need to put in the suicide kit is a case of beer or malt liquor, or whatever you like to drink. Just make sure its enough to get DRUNK.
Drink as much as you need to get good and Drunk. The other thing you need is about 24 Klonopins or other strong muscle relaxers. Now call up somebody of the opposite sex (or the same sex if that's the way you are, which is cool too, or both, which is really cool.) that is obsessed with you. Invite them over.
When the person is on their way over, take the pills. Then drink another beer or two. When they get there give them some beer and proceed to seduce them. It doesn't matter how you feel about them because you will be pretty horny by this time. Now you can enjoy your sex for a while because it takes a while for you to get unconcious (trust me. I tried it but then I chickened out and went to the hospital). When you finally die, the person will flip out because they're drunk and they'll think they f***ed you to death. Then they can decide what to do with the body. If you want to have a bigger audience, you can videotape this ordeal.
Well, sorrry that was so long. It was pretty creative though, wasn't it?
Also, all you people that are against suicide shouldn't even be on this page.
Mouchette, you seem like a pretty cool little boy. I will e-mail you some time. I hope you don't find me too sick. I better see this on the list next time I come back.
P.S.- This is also a great way to lose your virginity!!!!!!!!
|03 Dec 1999||kenny keck||Find a gun in you mom and dad's room. point it to your head and pull and then you may or may not hear it go bing|
|03 Dec 1999||apes||eat rocks for a few weeks|
|03 Dec 1999||Zoroaster||Stop thinking... and then you are as good as dead... only when we create are we truly alive.
Unfortunately, it requires years of training to stop thinking, ask any adult. So I suppose you'll just have to wait
|02 Dec 1999||joe camel||not to do it at all
--to live is to die
|02 Dec 1999||Nessa||keep a knife under your pillow at night.|
|02 Dec 1999||miriam||look at monica lewinski!!!|
|02 Dec 1999||Afore Mentioned.||Loose your virginity
Listen to Rock and Role
The day you were potty trained you died.
|02 Dec 1999||jason||jump off a 200 ft bridge head first with no water at the bottom....|
|02 Dec 1999||diafolos||stab yourself in the heart|
|02 Dec 1999||Mya||If you want to go with style make a poisonous drink from various kitchen products, fill your room with candles, make yourself all pretty, then drink...|
|02 Dec 1999||dd||Go to school and pick on someone.|
|02 Dec 1999||Kris||Jump from a building or tree and impale yourself on a fence with those pointy things on the top. For added gore, weight yourself down with bricks.|
|01 Dec 1999||manda||slit your wrists* drink poisonous household liquids* take 40 painkillers* get your gun********xxx|
|01 Dec 1999||russell||i say mushrooms found in the park|
|01 Dec 1999||Joel||Two handcuffs and a blindfold. A child must hide in a favorite spot where he/she does not think they will be found.|
|01 Dec 1999||Gavin||Hire someone to do it for u.|
|01 Dec 1999||Kris||Your mother's medicine cabinet.|
|01 Dec 1999||Kris||Plugging in the hairdryer and bringing it in the tub with you. Then your mother can blame herself.|