Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
12 Aug 2000 Sherazade la meileure facon c 'est d'avaler son ordinateur sans le debrancher (sinon ca sert a rien..)
12 Aug 2000 Nick Stand on your head till all the blood rushes to your brain and then walk out into the busy street traffic
11 Aug 2000 Scorpion Position a knife so that the blade points towards the sky. Then climb onto your bed or desk or chair and jump off the bed or desk or chair onto the knife. If necessary get a friend to hold it for you but since most of us do not have friends that would do this for us using duct tape to attach the knife to an object that will hold the knife in the correct upright position you'll be just fine, at least until you die.
11 Aug 2000 Arno Schipper Invite Hannibal Lector for a nice candlelight diner at your place.
11 Aug 2000 here again:Arno Schipper Well, the best way to kill yourself when youre under 13 its simple..... Start taking acting lessons and become the newest star in snuff movies.
11 Aug 2000 Jacqueline Walton If any of you are interested and are here because you really need someone to care about you email me. I felt just like you when i was your age... I CAN help...
jacquelinewalton@hotmail.com
10 Aug 2000 flanB lsd overdose, may be. jumping off a cliff in someones car yould also be a very good way for some one under 13 to commit suicide.
09 Aug 2000 AL Go run into traffic and scream it gives you a real rush.
09 Aug 2000 Angel Go to the nearest Meeat Market, ask the owner for a bucket of cow blood, once you have that go into the woods and take all of your clothes off and dump the bucket of blood all over your body and sit there until the wolves come to rip your flesh until you die.
09 Aug 2000 Jay Throw your dog into the river, if you happen to be washing him but just forget to unwrap the leash on your wrist. It nearly worked with me but the damn dog saved me!?!?!?
09 Aug 2000 Jason Dropping a Piano on your head
09 Aug 2000 spiderback Hold a sharpened pencil by your eye and slam your face in to a wall.
08 Aug 2000 the Almighty One I guess that you just have to wait for the suicide booths like in Futurama.:( Or you could put your dead cat in the box, then everyone could see how sad death is and can be, but that probly wouldn't sell to well, and you'd have to keep it frozen until your ready to use it.
08 Aug 2000 TaZManiakk Scream to the top of your voice and keep doing it until your face cycles through the colours of the rainbow. After two or three cycles your head should explode leaving a mess in the immediate vicinity. This is similar to what happens in vacuum such as space without any type of support
08 Aug 2000 nicko At thirteen years old you are probably not able to acquire guns or drugs as easily if you were older. therefore suicide is going to have to be a little messier. you can hang your self with a rope. you can lay down on the train tracks in a tunnel where it is dark. if you can get into the city, walk a dark alley at night in the sex area of town (the strip joints and sex shops) you will be sure to find a depraved soul wanting some young vulnerable ass. the kit you want to make should include aresol for the people to breathe, as i know that works, my friend died of that in my room.
08 Aug 2000 Crista Hang yourself from a swingset.
08 Aug 2000 Slayer pour gasoline or some other flamable liquid around you in a circle and then making a trail to your self and cover your body in the stuff, then light a match
07 Aug 2000 ivan traverser une autoroute à toute vitesse en fermant les yeux
06 Aug 2000 makdaddy (Mark Keirin) First, cut off one finger for every hour of the day and shuve them up your nose. Then Poke out your eyeballs and eat them before you die.
06 Aug 2000 Chaos (Ridge Hatrick) If you wanted to die...it depends wether you want to die quick or die slowly. Either way is fun. Anyways the best way to die QUICKLY.

You can put a gun far up into your mouth,try to make it to where the gun will hit your brain. Then just simply pull the trigger.......If you want to die SLOWLY.

Well then......You are asking me what the best way to die is? Heh Heh. That is the first thing to do if you are wanting to do....ha ha. Alright lets see... You can Dip your hand in blood and then stick it in a tank of Pherhanas. And do that to every place of your body. It can be really fun. ha ha. Put about 20 needles in your eyes. The first on will make you blind, but the rest will hurt really bad. Then seeing as how you are going to be blind, you can stick knives in your arm and try not to hit vains.....that should be interesting.....


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