|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|26 Jun 2000||joji||Just learn to forget breathing!|
|25 Jun 2000||hypeflight||The best way to kill yourself if you are under 13 (and the most common way) is to do just as the grown-ups tell you, your teacher in school, your mom and dad, uncle Ernest etc. Chances are that you will get nice food, be socially accepted have a nice and BORING LIFE - totally more and more dead from inside! All of a sudden its all boring around you and you would have killed yourself from boredom.|
|25 Jun 2000||Douglas Palacios||Do like millions of American Kids do:
1)WATCH incredibly long hours of Television,
2)Have your parents feed you Amazingly large amounts of fast food
3)Live in a big metropolis filled with automobiles, like Los Angeles
4)Support the Murderous US government that kills children in Iraq (if you're from Iraq this is a good, fast way to suicide)
5)Pollute this beautiful planet as much as you can
6)Stop caring for others so others will stop caring for you
7)Stop having beautiful dreams
8)Close your ears, heart and soul to the world around you
|25 Jun 2000||David Schaap||If I would be under 13, and I would have to kill myself, I would do it by slamming my hands against my ears. If you slam both your hands at exactly the same time against your ears, and you make sure it is air-tight, then bloodvessels in your brains will break and in a few seconds you are dead. Greetz, Daf
PS) Make sure you slam hard enough, else you only will have pain!
|25 Jun 2000||Ulco||inject yourself with a poison that kills you so slow and painfull so that you will never do it again! HA|
|25 Jun 2000||Gab Da Gob||Just keep surfin' on Mouchette's Web Page for hours and hours !!!!|
|25 Jun 2000||Amorphus Aenema||Well put balloons filed with lighter fluid all over your body, grab your genitalia and if male, tie a string soaked in kerosene to your scrotum *not to tight* and run it into a large jug of rubber glue. Proceed to shove a roman candle into you anus light fuse and direct sparks toward glue. Enjoy. (if female simply run a rag soaked in kerosene into vagina and proceed as planed)|
|25 Jun 2000||collette||Try to impale yourself on an object that was very dear to your parents. Say, a family heirloom. Especially if you have rich parents who happen to love the heirloom more than they ever loved you. If not, try something like a beloved family dog - goad it in to eating you. Your rich parents live in the penthouse suite? Throw yourself off their balcony. Get run over by their Mercedes. Always associate your death to something they treasured far more than you. Rich people are easy targets.
What? Your parents are loving, caring, supportive people? And you somehow still want to kill yourself? Then get yourself down to a high crime-rate area and within a few minutes your life will be over. Stray bullets, flying shrapnel, you know how it is. Or walk absentmindedly onto a freeway during rush hour.
Always, ALWAYS leave a suicide note. Blame it on your alcoholic/abusive/whatever parents. Or a school bully. Or society in general - you've seen that the world can only offer you a grim future, lost your innocence, your will to live.
Oh wait, this is supposed to be a game, right? Damn.
|25 Jun 2000||mick lyons||sucking your thumb|
|24 Jun 2000||fuktup||slash your little body all up, lay in a bath tub full of alchohol. light a match, set yourself on fire. have a gun by the bathtub. when all of your nerves are burnt and you cant feel the flame anymore, blow your fukin brains out.|
|24 Jun 2000||Janita||a) jab a pen in your ear - it will go right into your brain and kill you|
|24 Jun 2000||Jeroen||Just wait until you're twice that old. You'll figure it out.|
|24 Jun 2000||rezwa||i'm 14 yrs old...the best way that my brother did,... was to hang himself ...he was 12 when he killed himself|
|24 Jun 2000||luke||throw yourself onto electrified barbed wire so that your body is shaken around from the electricity until you become a twitching mass of red pulp. and then the blender|
|23 Jun 2000||Barry||Heeeeel veel limonade drinken, echt heeeeeel erg veeeel, zo veel dat je nieren weigeren het nog langer te verwerken en er acuut mee uit scheiten!|
|23 Jun 2000||sarah||getting drowned|
|23 Jun 2000||kkd &tjb||By eating too many kit-kats and drinking dr pepper with pop-rocks.
[hostile take over of computer typing machine: take one half cc syringe and approximately 500 mg hydromorphone with
thirty units water in a vein in your right arm (it hits the heart faster). should do the trick. good luck.]
|23 Jun 2000||Muadib||Stand on the escalator at the mall and let it suck you in. Hopefully it will mangle you and let you bleed to death. Of course now that it has finally happend every mother would tell her story to other children. You would be legend.|
|23 Jun 2000||Horny 'lil bastard||Uh, okay. Get a knife from the kitchen and, while daddy is napping, plunge it into his neck. Be sure to wear gloves and other protective things(heavy raincoat, goggles, mask, ect). Next, while your mommy is making dinner, stab her, into the backof her neck. Bury the knife. Now clean the blood up off of your mommy, and undress her. Now all you have to do is screw her. I've found that the most effective way is to put your penis in her mouth and twirl in a circle, then into the vagina, but that is only my opinion. Now get another knife. While you are srewing her, stab yourself. That way, you can at least have sex before you commit suicide. Happy suiciding!|
|22 Jun 2000||jessamyn||Practice trying to fly over and over from ever increasing heights. You can use a cape or sheet or what ever makes you feel better. I like the idea of a personalized battle cry before you jump, um I mean, fly.|