|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|10 Dec 1999||Divisia||Take candy from strangers|
|10 Dec 1999||magik milk||overdose on pills and jump off the swing set|
|10 Dec 1999||Tin Man||It is important that we seperate the different age groups when making this ultra k-rad toy.
Age 0-1: eat lead paint chips from crib
Age 1-3: Suffocate by shoving a fistful of peas in nose
Age 3-5: poisoning by eating gallons of glue and dirt.
Age 5-8: burn down barbie house with self in it.
Age 8-10: overdose on ritalin and Pez
Age 10-12: get sick with rabies from school lunch food.
Age 13: Slash wrists with glass from teacher's spectacles, after beating him up
|10 Dec 1999||matthew horton||swallow a box of upholstery tacks with the cherubic animosity of captain crunch.|
|10 Dec 1999||Master Rob||Take a nice hot bath to losen the blood flow and then break an old record in half and the edges will be sharp enough for you to stilt your wrists up the veins.|
|10 Dec 1999||john||get a gun from ur father's closet and then load it w/ bullets then shoot urself|
|10 Dec 1999||pacman||drink drana. naked. it doesn't work if you have clothes on.|
|10 Dec 1999||Zanthia||Work in a sweatshop for Etoys.com|
|10 Dec 1999||alix||not ever move|
|10 Dec 1999||Dean Alex (Id, ikanlolw) Maurer||messy is best (it hets the most attention) perhaps a buck shot to the head|
|10 Dec 1999||matt||Draw a warm bath and play some calm music and cut your wrists long ways so you will calmly end your existence.|
|10 Dec 1999||Kelly||cut off all limbs and have someone throw you in a pool to drown!|
|10 Dec 1999||Brandt||It is sad you feel this way. Life is too precious to waste on thoughts of death. Death comes soon enough and is in all likelihood permanent. At least for the current state you exist in.|
|09 Dec 1999||alexia||take all ur moms valium at once|
|09 Dec 1999||deny||stay alive and get older|
|09 Dec 1999||Tyler||Walk down the street until you find yourself raped in an alley, where once before you remember yourself playing with time.|
|09 Dec 1999||Smedley Gershwinkle||Tatoo the words: "You made me do this." on your forehead. Then walk to a bridge and throw yourself over the side of the bridge, into a windshield of an oncoming vehicle (This will take some practice, but you should be able to calculate the trajectory of your body by tossing watermelons off the bridge prior to your leap), sending the driver of the car careening towards the supporting poles of the overpass, and eventually causing a such a horrendous crash, that, if the driver survives, he will blame himself for the loss of hundreds of lives, including yours.|
|08 Dec 1999||soufian celi||Se tirer une balle dans la tempe ou se jeter du haut d'un building ou prendre du tranxene 10 miligramme ou encore faire une over dose d'heroine. Tout simplement se passer à la guillotine, se taper contre les murs. Mais laisser moi vous dire que tout ce je viens de dire ne devrait etre dit à des enfants de 13 ans. Et je trouve très inconscient de votre part de mettre ceci dans votre site, sachez aussi que je n'ai aucune honte a vous dire ceci et que je vous laisse mëme mon address e-mail au cas ou vous auriez la brillante idée de me répondre.
Excusez mon impertinance et aussi les faute d'orthographes. email@example.com
|08 Dec 1999||Joey||Use daddy's gun. Take mommy's pretty blue pills|
|08 Dec 1999||pitch shifter||the very best way for an under 13 person such as your good self to commit an act of suicide is self crucifixion. this may require a little help from a friend, but it would be a wonderful way to make a statement about the loss of innocence in your life. good luck!|