Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
16 Dec 1999 rak Shove a dildo (your moms, sisters) down your throat until he or she can not breathe and in the letter to the parents note the homosexual tendencies given to him by his father and if it's a girl have her write the shamefull sluttiness of her adulterous mother drove her insane and this was the best way to show her
16 Dec 1999 dedo love any one
15 Dec 1999 yowzer Why of course if you are building a suicide kit it should containt a variety of objects (so it can be a kit).
(1) It of course should contain a pad of paper to write out a suicide note. (How else would a person tell the world of the wrongs that have been done to them?).
(2) So of course a pen or pencil to write with.
(3) An instruction manual (with all of the methods you have learned and their drawbacks) (I personally perfer walking on busy train tracks)
(4) several items such as rope, poison,etc.
(5) a phone number for a suicide hotline (in case the person doesn't really want to kill them selves)
15 Dec 1999 Simon Overdosing on Amphetamines seems to be popular these days.
15 Dec 1999 katie OD on your cats pain killers
14 Dec 1999 larry under a steamroller
14 Dec 1999 Jorel Cruz Just so you could make it fast, just get a gun and shoot yourself in the head. Or pay somone to murder you.
14 Dec 1999 dank CROSS MY PATH!!
14 Dec 1999 padre A poorly-aimed slingshot.
14 Dec 1999 rt Stuff your pockets full of candy and (wearing a trenchcoat would be much better than normal, every-day attire), and head over to the tallest building in your area. once there, find your way to the roof. After you've gotten to the roof, it's easy. jump. When you land, candy will explode from your over-stuffed pockets. and children around the area will love you. You'll be just like a pinata! Your story will be passed down from generation after generation of children, because everyone loves a pinata.
14 Dec 1999 nathan Jump into a meat grinder.
14 Dec 1999 tell me yours. Hmmmmm.... lets see, you could drink six bottles of robitussin, and and go into a dxm induced phychotic rage and separate mind from body causing you to die wihout knowing you're dead. I call that the 6-pack special.
14 Dec 1999 Moi To sit in a dark locked, completely empty dark room until you go insane and you die from being loveless, hopeless, thoughtless, and starvation. May take a while, but insanity is an interesting journey.
14 Dec 1999 Karli Dont leave a note, jump down the stairs and make sure you land on your head so you break your neck. Then the cops have to figure out wether or not you were pushed & if you were lucky your parents would be blamed.
Or slice your face up with razorblades so that you slowly bleed to death, as this is happening try to gouge out your eyes with a wooden spoon! If you are still alive after all that, try to find your own hart and rip it out with a large metal object, untill you slowly run out of breath and die!!!
14 Dec 1999 needle Pretend you're really 31 and realise how little you've done with your life. Then you'll just spontaneously combust.
14 Dec 1999 taylor Something to do with ropes and chains.. no wait. no. Death comes at night while not watching. No, watching television. not watching at all. Paying attention is mindless. Cans and needles filled with carbolic acid. Steroids for the mind. Mind this, mind you. Mind your mother. Mind what they say. Don't kill yourself, it's bad, you will go to hell. Hell is portrayed on television. Faceless masses billowing forth stench and hate. US courts telling us what we can and can't look at.

watch tv and listen to what they tell you, listen to what they want you to hear. that is the best way to kill yourself whan you are under 13.
14 Dec 1999 Colin Inhale the fumes from a pile of burning barbie dolls.
12 Dec 1999 daniel carnahan Drink a cup of boiling hot grease along with about 35 asprin and a shot of insuline....
12 Dec 1999 Nathan Mitchell Pry your dental braces on your upper row of teeth forward from the outside in, so that you have two metal "prongs" sticking out of your pre-pubescent head. Now, "plug" those prongs into any available electrical outlet, and that should pretty much do the job.
12 Dec 1999 Dan Eat your toes after a year of not cleaning them. If the fungus doesn't get you the smell will.

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