|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|03 Oct 2000||James McRush||Well.... throwing yourself off something always works, but only if it's high enough. If your parents own guns, all the better to shoot yourself with.|
|03 Oct 2000||Morocotopo||Hari Kiri!|
|03 Oct 2000||http://www.WizArT.oRg||Once, when I was under 13, I tried to commit suicide. Obviously I failed, but I thought the best way was trying to take some night pills. So I did it, but it didn't work. I slept as a bear, but nothing special happened. Now, 10 years later, I think the best way is to kill myself is trying to keep alive.|
|03 Oct 2000||John Simon Ritchie||inject melted peanut butter into your veins... when it hardens you die, and it's a good source of protein|
|03 Oct 2000||bleh||Teletubbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|02 Oct 2000||christ||stab yourself in the head with big ass knives. straight through your skull. then if that doesn't work eat mom's pills. lots of them. munch'em down.|
|02 Oct 2000||coatner||There is no best way. You are better off if your pray to God. Pray to the Father in Jesus Christ's name. Ask for salvation, understanding, and deliverence. Read the Holy Bible.
Don't let Satan fool you as he is always trying to do. Trust in our Heavenly Father. Ask Him for help in Jesus Christ's Name. Watch Out! Do not let Satan deceive you. Satan wants you to destroy yourself; don't let Satan defeat you. Get into God's Word, the Holy Bible. Study the Holy Bible from the Hebrew and Greek manuscripts. Learn about the Truth. The is only one of you. God made only one of you. You are very special to Him.
Turn to God; He loves you. He wants your love. You are one of His Children.
|02 Oct 2000||OH MY GOD!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Why in the world would you put this web page on the internet?? There are young kids out there who are seriously thinking about killing themselves, so why would you put a site like this on the web where they can read it and get suggestions on how to kill themselves? You must be one sick twisted person to do that!!! I think you need some SERIOUS HELP!!!!!!!!!|
|01 Oct 2000||Candice||Since one of 13 is still in school, one way is soak yourself with water with the emergency shower in the science room or just the tap located in that same room, find a high voltage socket, which can be found in science rooms, stick copper wires into it and bam! you are now an amazing conductor of electricity and now, consequently, fried to death. There are more clever ways however. Little kids like apples, and apple seeds contain cyanide. Why not spend your time attaining about 2 cups of apple seeds, ground them up, ingest them and wait until the sweet poision kills you? oh, I have many ideas.|
|01 Oct 2000||Vork C||Here's a little idea for a quick, easy, and painless suicide, and it only requires a bit of research in advance.
To pull off this suicide, you will need:
1. Nearby train tracks that are still in use
2. A manner of getting to these tracks (bicycle is good for the kids under 13)
3. Knowledge of the train schedule
WIth these ingredients, you can make yourself a simple suicide. All you have to do is find a good time when a train is going to come rolling by (preferably at night,) go to the tracks and get there a bit before the train. Once there, lay your neck right across the rails and just wait. A pillow might also be a sound investement, for an extra comfortable suicide. Soon, you'll hear the train's deafening roar and screaming whistle, you may or may not feel a split-second of intense pain, and then you'll be on your way to whatever the afterlife has to offer.
Though it's not a glamorous, courageous suicide (e.g., dramatic and in front of a huge crowd) it will definitely do the trick in a quick, easy, and painless manner and save you the trouble of continuing your pointless existence here. Refreshing, no?
|30 Sep 2000||Strix||Devi essere pazza... o avere un gran sense of humor! Conosco bene il suicidio, é la più elevata forma d'egoismo che si possa concepire!|
|30 Sep 2000||Jeremiah Dunlap||Get a large amount of sleeping pills and a bottle of daddy's favorite hooch, start with one pill at a time with a couple of friends, see who can take the most, I think you will all be happy with the results, and it isn't at all painful. Goodbye for now, its my turn to try my own advice.|
|29 Sep 2000||nadyla||Je ne sais pas trop c'est quoi votre but, mais je trouve ça stupide. Des jeunes de tous âges possèdent la vie devant eux. Des problèmes on en a tous!!!!!|
|26 Sep 2000||camille||Il n'existe aucune forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans à part si tu te bourres de bonbons jusqu'à explosion. Le suicide n'est pas un jeu!|
|26 Sep 2000||andy||live a long life and die of old age.|
|26 Sep 2000||rikishi||I plan to open my mom's car door when she driving on the hwy... that's how I plan to do it !|
|26 Sep 2000||i am sancho||tie a brick to your rock, and bridge yourself of a fling.|
|25 Sep 2000||Çhriß||To go to the pixelated cat and DO NOT KILL IT. IT WILL EVENTUALLY KILL YOU. Even though you didn't kill yourself, you let something else kill you. It's kinda like suicide?|
|22 Sep 2000||Maniack||Why kill yourself. Have your friend shoot you. If he's a true friend he should do you a favor.|
|21 Sep 2000||tolo||Oh my dear author of this page,
This is not funny or interesting. I have friends who have died this young or younger, and as I have grown older, I have become sadder because of how much they have missed in this complex, layered and beautiful world of ours.