|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|25 Feb 2000||)()()()()()((e))((||Work for 40 years in the Cayman islands so you earn a tax free income, meanwhile live on the streets and own no material possesions. With the accumulated money buy large chunks of rocks from poor third world families, not corporations, then in some little village in Africa or Mexico use the rocks to build a castle without any help from labourors or workers. Make sure the castle has a parking lot on the roof and many many bedrooms. Next buy expensive machinery and computers and install throughout the castle. Finally buy a fleet of fancy cars and drive one off the parking lot on the roof while the villagers watch from a fair distance!|
|24 Feb 2000||CAsPer||I HaVe nO dOUbt AbOut uSinG a GuN
|22 Feb 2000||Martin Tedder||Suffocate yourself under your own blankets. Try to see how far you can let yourself go in a small amount of time. The, almost orgasmic state you can get yourself after you can get your almost final breath before you kill yourself is enough to keep yourself alive..............
|22 Feb 2000||Carl||With a semi-automatic weapon stolen from your parents in a classroom of your peers taking a few of those little bastards with you. All the while cranked completely sideways on your pops viagra and your moms "perscription" medicine wearing that butt ass ugly sweater that your bitch grandma sent you for your birthday 3 months late. Don't forget to pack the suicide note in your back pocket stating that your dog molested you and that you heard the voices of your parents in the back of your head actually talking to you freaking you the fuck out and your dream of being noticed and this being the only sure SHOT.|
|22 Feb 2000||Corsav||Drip blood all over your body, cut a tiny hold in your throat and mutilate your face. All this to freak people out...Then splatter pink paint everywhere in your room.
After doing all this, lay down on your bed (which will also be covered with pink paint), wearing a bright red dress. Slowly cut your wrist and just lay there till your blood is all gone.
|22 Feb 2000||Carlin Reed||Drink everything in the house you can find that has a "Mr. Yuk" sticker on it.|
|21 Feb 2000||The dude||Embarrassment|
|20 Feb 2000||Poo||52 valiums and a bottle of anti-freeze in the form of a slushy with kool-aid and sugar (nevermind the sugar, since anti-freeze is sweet). In a blender with ice....voila|
|19 Feb 2000||Padre Navidad||A poorly aimed slingshot|
|19 Feb 2000||Dusk||I suggest taking all the pills in an aspirin bottle, and swallowing them with a glass of bleach, your heart will burst to say the least|
|19 Feb 2000||Jackie||bite a barbie doll's head off and choke on the hair...|
|19 Feb 2000||Logan||The best way to kill yourself when you are 13 is to wait a few years until you are old and depressed. Then your young years will be gone. You won't be yourself any longer.|
|19 Feb 2000||Tirabelle||Despite being underage, it's easy to get a wide range of fun explosives. An M-80 or two, glued to the chest and lit can provide a spectacular flare of light and vital organs. Jumping off a building just before the explosion has the added effect of bringing others down with you!|
|18 Feb 2000||zed||When I was around 8 I put some red watercolor ink on the bath tub I was in. It had a pretty strong effect on my mom as she "found" me.|
|18 Feb 2000||Robert||Eat something from MacDonalds|
|18 Feb 2000||sonika_tRiP||Hi my name is Danny I am 12 years old, fuck you all...|
|18 Feb 2000||Mr Wendal||Two electrodes to the hairless pubic area, attached at the other end to a car battery. No-one wants to die without somesort of sexual experience. Know what I mean sunshine???
|16 Feb 2000||babyblue||The best way to kill yourself when your under 13, is to hang yourself, but you have to have the rope tricked so that you give the rope to a baby, and they can let go of the rope. When the rope is let go, the baby will waving bye bye to oldest child.|
|16 Feb 2000||Maurizio||Try to stop a train. You'll leave an interesting looking corpse, and, if you're mother is present, she will most likely join you shortly.
|16 Feb 2000||HACUNAMATATA||Hang Your self BY The Balls|