|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|25 Jun 2000||collette||Try to impale yourself on an object that was very dear to your parents. Say, a family heirloom. Especially if you have rich parents who happen to love the heirloom more than they ever loved you. If not, try something like a beloved family dog - goad it in to eating you. Your rich parents live in the penthouse suite? Throw yourself off their balcony. Get run over by their Mercedes. Always associate your death to something they treasured far more than you. Rich people are easy targets.
What? Your parents are loving, caring, supportive people? And you somehow still want to kill yourself? Then get yourself down to a high crime-rate area and within a few minutes your life will be over. Stray bullets, flying shrapnel, you know how it is. Or walk absentmindedly onto a freeway during rush hour.
Always, ALWAYS leave a suicide note. Blame it on your alcoholic/abusive/whatever parents. Or a school bully. Or society in general - you've seen that the world can only offer you a grim future, lost your innocence, your will to live.
Oh wait, this is supposed to be a game, right? Damn.
|25 Jun 2000||mick lyons||sucking your thumb|
|24 Jun 2000||fuktup||slash your little body all up, lay in a bath tub full of alchohol. light a match, set yourself on fire. have a gun by the bathtub. when all of your nerves are burnt and you cant feel the flame anymore, blow your fukin brains out.|
|24 Jun 2000||Janita||a) jab a pen in your ear - it will go right into your brain and kill you|
|24 Jun 2000||Jeroen||Just wait until you're twice that old. You'll figure it out.|
|24 Jun 2000||rezwa||i'm 14 yrs old...the best way that my brother did,... was to hang himself ...he was 12 when he killed himself|
|24 Jun 2000||luke||throw yourself onto electrified barbed wire so that your body is shaken around from the electricity until you become a twitching mass of red pulp. and then the blender|
|23 Jun 2000||Barry||Heeeeel veel limonade drinken, echt heeeeeel erg veeeel, zo veel dat je nieren weigeren het nog langer te verwerken en er acuut mee uit scheiten!|
|23 Jun 2000||sarah||getting drowned|
|23 Jun 2000||kkd &tjb||By eating too many kit-kats and drinking dr pepper with pop-rocks.
[hostile take over of computer typing machine: take one half cc syringe and approximately 500 mg hydromorphone with
thirty units water in a vein in your right arm (it hits the heart faster). should do the trick. good luck.]
|23 Jun 2000||Muadib||Stand on the escalator at the mall and let it suck you in. Hopefully it will mangle you and let you bleed to death. Of course now that it has finally happend every mother would tell her story to other children. You would be legend.|
|23 Jun 2000||Horny 'lil bastard||Uh, okay. Get a knife from the kitchen and, while daddy is napping, plunge it into his neck. Be sure to wear gloves and other protective things(heavy raincoat, goggles, mask, ect). Next, while your mommy is making dinner, stab her, into the backof her neck. Bury the knife. Now clean the blood up off of your mommy, and undress her. Now all you have to do is screw her. I've found that the most effective way is to put your penis in her mouth and twirl in a circle, then into the vagina, but that is only my opinion. Now get another knife. While you are srewing her, stab yourself. That way, you can at least have sex before you commit suicide. Happy suiciding!|
|22 Jun 2000||jessamyn||Practice trying to fly over and over from ever increasing heights. You can use a cape or sheet or what ever makes you feel better. I like the idea of a personalized battle cry before you jump, um I mean, fly.|
|22 Jun 2000||jessamyn||Well, under 13 puts a damper on it because it needs to be things they can get their little hands on. Think simple.|
|21 Jun 2000||Ashley||Stab yourself, or take too many headache pills|
|21 Jun 2000||joe||smoking crack with a dead horse then slitting ur wrists and shooting ur self in the head with a shot gun|
|21 Jun 2000||Eithan||Sure I will help you but not in that way. I Eithan I live in California. Killing yourself is not the way what will it prove other than the fact that you are a weak person. Please don't kill yourself!|
|20 Jun 2000||sidney||¸j'imagine que la moins souffrante serait la tête au fond de sac de couchage et hop dans la piscine,aucune chance s'en tirer.Pcq se couper les veines et se prendre ça provoque des gros étourdissements et faiblesses et tu souffre pas mal longtemps.|
|20 Jun 2000||potmos||You should steal some money frome someones (your parents, teacher etc.)then buy a shitload of LSD pour it all into your bathtub fill the rest up with water, get naked, get in the tub and feel the LSD slowly come in to your brains, this will propably take some time, but u wont be bored ;)|
|20 Jun 2000||adam||Jump off a really tall building and make sure to land direcly on your head|