|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|29 Oct 2000||LOU||watch plenty of tv
play plenty of video games
ingest plenty of fast food
consume plenty of pop culture
resist plenty of education
|28 Oct 2000||Alisa||Well, there's always the obligatory slitting of the wrists with a butter knife or overdosing on all the medication in Mommy's cabinet. But I think the classiest way would have to be throwing oneself off the roof. Lots of mess and you'll definitely get in the paper. Plus, won't everybody just feel awful that "that sweet kid just threw him/herself off the roof. There must be somethin' wrong with those parents."|
|27 Oct 2000||Francesca||....staying alive and stop dreaming!|
|24 Oct 2000||Raja||The best way to kill yourself at any age is to LIVE THROUGH IT.|
|23 Oct 2000||alex||Since our macabre holiday is in season, it only seems appropriate that we help children by surprising them into committing suicide without even knowing it by lacing candy with arsenic, giving out the obligatory razored apple and lacing pop rocks with TNT. I hope that everyone will join in the fun and make this holiday season truly festive. Yours truly, sasha snake.|
|22 Oct 2000||justine is still alive||de se faire enculer par un cheval|
|20 Oct 2000||Bethany||If you are under thirteen then you are still relatively young and intelligent, but just old enough that you can no longer be marked as cute and cuddly. Minds are still impressionable so now is the time to make your mark. Knives, guns and drugs are all cliche...if suicide is going to continue, it needs a new image. It is becoming a bit drab|
|18 Oct 2000||michael||You have to stay alive until you're 30..40 years old, then to recognize that it is already too late to kill yourself because you missed the right time. So you stay alive until age/cancer/a car accident/ (whatever) does the job of doing this liveless life away.
More "beautiful": to recognize that you've hurt someone you have never had the wish to hurt and let your soul cry until it is dead. The empty cover may stay longer. --- Hey, is THIS what a kid should worry about?
|18 Oct 2000||Dani Barr||a noose, a bottle of tequila, and a three foot long sandwich|
|17 Oct 2000||M H||Believe in life.|
|16 Oct 2000||Urotsukidoji||Well I think the best way to go when your under the age of 13 would have to be the electric chair. Why? Well, because who else under the age of 13 has been in the chair? See, you would be the coolest cat on the block all strapped down and ready to go to the spirit in the sky. I think if this is included in maybe a deluxe kit, it would sell.|
|16 Oct 2000||Jeanba||the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to run on railroad tracks by night.|
|16 Oct 2000||dire wolf||move to manitoba canada... if nothing else works... that'll do it... mentally if not physically...|
|14 Oct 2000||HTML Goddess||Have anal sex until you bleed to death from your ass.|
|14 Oct 2000||crackrocksteadie||That depends if you really want to die or not. If you wanna live, take a handful of pills or something. If you really wanna die, do it like I would. Start taking some hardcore steriods, really build up to taking superhuman amounts. They will develop your "steroid psychosis." use some cocaine too, if you have any. Do not use any depressants or anything but maybe take some acid or ecstacy or speed if you like. If you are taking enough, you will turn into a complete animal, and if your self-loathing is intense enough you will develop the gall to do yourself in for real, like not slashing your wrists but biting off your whole friggin arm, something like that. Or break into a vets office, steal some Forane or Halothane, pour it on a pillow and go to sleep. Respiratory failure or malignant hyperthermia will do you in. Last but not least, watch Natural Born Killers then go do it yourself. That would be cool.|
|14 Oct 2000||Denise Fuselier||Killing yourself is not at all a pleasant task.
1. Do you want to die or just play a game?
2. There are other ways of killing yourself:
For example: Take LSD - or drugs of anykind - before taking drastic measures of killing yourself. Of course if you want to die the game is over if you actually overdose.
3. Decide in your mind to die.... and you will be dead ... (The big trick is convincing others that you are )
4.If you are still breathing after taking drugs ... and deciding to die ... then live with your parents until they are deceased... And you can start plaing your game all over again.
5. GO see a psychologist... this will sure enough do the trick ...
6. If you are not totally brain dead after seeing a shrink, you might decide how to live again so that you can die properly like everyone else on the planet eventually does and change your mind to live a little MOUCHETTE!
|13 Oct 2000||Jean-Yves||Ne parles plus, ne lis plus , n'ecrit plus et reste seule. C'est la meilleure solution. La solitude est le pire des suicides. Et puis c'est cool, on peut toujours revivre demain!|
|13 Oct 2000||kate||Tie a rope around your neck and attach it to your bunk bed and... jump!|
|13 Oct 2000||OpriGANTUS||Eat a lot of beans and lock yourself in a small closet...|
|12 Oct 2000||scott||First you need some pictures of Janet Reno naked, then watch Beverly Hills 90210 for twenty straight hours. This should squash any hopes you may have of living. Now get a bottle of draino and drink it while you run your foot through a meatgrinder. The last step is to sit in front of the tv watching porn while kissing a light socket.
(not that i've thought about it or anything...)