|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Aug 2000||Kathleen||for the females out there, i think you should screw it! just have mad sex, then once you're satisfied, have a lover handcuff you to a bed and blindfold you. after that has been acomplished, cover them in honey and chocolate syrup. then, have them let loose ants and or killer bees. then see how that goes........|
|18 Aug 2000||Kathleen||if you are of the oppisite sex (male) you can brake off pieces of your G.I. Joe and shove them down your throat. plus, also, you can take a huge kitchen knife, strip down, and start shaving all your body hair being sure to press down as hard as possible. then, start slicing the knife down your genitals. then back up to your throat.
female: oh screw it! have mad erotic sex for a straight week, then blind fold yourself, have a lover tie you up to your bed, cover you in honey, syrup, etc.... then have him let loose billions of bees and ants. see how it goes.
if you believe you have a sick twisted mind, write me pleeeeease!
|18 Aug 2000||Scary_person||take a box. think of all the things that you are afraid of. put that in the box. think of the times you wanted to take your favourite steak knife and pierce your father's temple because he refuses to let you see an R rated movie with one of your best friends. put that in the box. think of the times you thought about hurting a family member or loved one. put that in the box. then, think of times when your best friend betrayed you and you wanted to hurt them badly. put that in the box. think of times when you are alone and crying because your father abused you and left marks and you couldn't tell anyone or else the pain would never stop. put that in the box. think of when you are mad at God and how he betrayed you and the world. put that in the box. think of every time you saw a person cry. put that in the box. think of when you were young and carefree and had no problems, but you are thirteen and have more problems than you would never wish on any thirteen year old. put that in the box. think of everyone that has lied to you. put that in the box. think of when you were left home because you were thirteen and your brother or sister is older and they only hang out with older friends. put that in the box. think of all the times you wanted to die. put that in the box. now, seal the box. when you are ready to kill yourself, open it.|
|17 Aug 2000||Angry Monkey Salad||eating too much squeezy cheese|
|17 Aug 2000||F Biss||Snip the power cord off of an appliance (toaster, hair dryer, mommy's massager) and attach the exposed wires to your dental retainer. Plug the other end in.|
|16 Aug 2000||Fernando||The box may contain rat pesticide, ropes of different colours and thickness, chemical kit with powder, C4, gasoline, metal tubes for high power homemade tube bombs; knives: the classic Rambo III, the Ginzu for fishes (extra sharp blade), butcher's knife. Litterature, of course: books that kill, or that may want you to kill yourself at an early age: William Corrington's entire catalog. The Holy Holy oh so Jolly Bible.
Music: tapes for suicide children : Earth Wind and Fire Greatest Hits. A tape with an endless loop of Berlin's Take My Breath Away, N'SYNC (this should do pretty well), Britney Spears.
|15 Aug 2000||laughingman||when you are under thirteen the best way to kill yourself is to drink a tall glass of antifreeze. that will kill you painfully but it tastes really good! i don't suggest adding drano as that would increase the pain by ten-fold.|
|15 Aug 2000||Rob||smoke catnip laced with arsenic|
|14 Aug 2000||andy||try not to breathe.... for about 10 mins... if u can...is that u r allready dead.... good luck!|
|13 Aug 2000||ferdinand mendez||The best way to kill yourself when you're under thirteen is to eat as many peppers as posible. By then you are still HOT when you die.|
|13 Aug 2000||Ron Simmons||The best way for a young person to commit suicide is to grow up.|
|12 Aug 2000||Sherazade||la meileure facon c 'est d'avaler son ordinateur sans le debrancher (sinon ca sert a rien..)|
|12 Aug 2000||Nick||Stand on your head till all the blood rushes to your brain and then walk out into the busy street traffic|
|11 Aug 2000||Scorpion||Position a knife so that the blade points towards the sky. Then climb onto your bed or desk or chair and jump off the bed or desk or chair onto the knife. If necessary get a friend to hold it for you but since most of us do not have friends that would do this for us using duct tape to attach the knife to an object that will hold the knife in the correct upright position you'll be just fine, at least until you die.|
|11 Aug 2000||Arno Schipper||Invite Hannibal Lector for a nice candlelight diner at your place.|
|11 Aug 2000||here again:Arno Schipper||Well, the best way to kill yourself when youre under 13 its simple..... Start taking acting lessons and become the newest star in snuff movies.|
|11 Aug 2000||Jacqueline Walton||If any of you are interested and are here because you really need someone to care about you email me. I felt just like you when i was your age... I CAN help...
|10 Aug 2000||flanB||lsd overdose, may be. jumping off a cliff in someones car yould also be a very good way for some one under 13 to commit suicide.|
|09 Aug 2000||AL||Go run into traffic and scream it gives you a real rush.|
|09 Aug 2000||Angel||Go to the nearest Meeat Market, ask the owner for a bucket of cow blood, once you have that go into the woods and take all of your clothes off and dump the bucket of blood all over your body and sit there until the wolves come to rip your flesh until you die.|