|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|02 Feb 2000||Miki||Dear Mouchette,
Dress yourself like a cat and go to the cat carpet shop.
|02 Feb 2000||lester||Placing head in between two large speakers blasting killdozer VS at 180 db until ears bleed and you die from blood loss|
|02 Feb 2000||erik||Are you crazy to show this on the internet? Why don't you play games on the www for example tic-tac-toe stupid pig... I'm 37 years old from the netherlands and I don't like people who do those stupid things =suicide= EAT-AN-APPLE|
|01 Feb 2000||yowzer||Put youself on the web and call yourself an artist !
I like the new format. I promised not to kill your cat again ...
So your still 13, how nice !
I wish my son's girlfriend was here she is french canadian ... and so life goes on ...
|30 Jan 2000||matisse||Well....take 18 No Doz pills and then spin in circles for two hours (if you can), then roll down the stairs in your house! You might survive (but i doubt it)....|
|29 Jan 2000||ben||Hang yourself accidently in shower while practicing asphixiation-masturbation.
You come a lot harder!
|29 Jan 2000||sic||Hang your self upside down by your feet, hook up a liquid type pump to many bootles of bleach and have it plugged in. Your first reaction will be to close your eyes as it sprays on to your face but after time of the burning and pain of it seeping into your eyes and your nose you will have to open your mouth to breath wherein you will digest the bleach therefore poisining yourself...|
|29 Jan 2000||Ace Venom||Arm in the blender. (bleed to death)|
|29 Jan 2000||marky marc||Watch stupid tv shows like power rangers etc. for 25 hours a day - so a tv set has to be in the package. And a super nintendo with martial arts games to break your fingers while playing - and learning how to beat up your parents !|
|29 Jan 2000||Dug Paisley||Turn 14|
|28 Jan 2000||D&M||HOLD YOUR BREATH|
|28 Jan 2000||Aaron||apple seeds|
|28 Jan 2000||jude||listen to Aniket|
|27 Jan 2000||pureNRG||Climb your favorite tree with an antenna in a thunder and lightning storm. Hold the antenna up. Only then and there will you find the most shocking secrets of death.|
|26 Jan 2000||Chris||Pretend to be an adult.|
|26 Jan 2000||Jose||Maybe you should call a hotline or something, but jump off the roof of the high school and you should die!|
|26 Jan 2000||Trev, Lex +Jo||Go to the local-dodgy travelling fair ground ...
Find the ride called THE CAGE (the big spinny thing that u stand in and it goes up on its side etc)...
Go underneath the CAGE ride and pull out some wires, have some fun, be experimental - after all, its the only chance u'r gonna get...
Right. Now, get on the ride - and laugh hystericaly as you fly off - to u'r death..
BONUS - - - U GET TO TAKE OUT OTHER PPL TOOOO - - including the flash bastard that goes on upside-down..;D.
|26 Jan 2000||HELLEN||CHOKE ON A TELETUBBY TOY|
|26 Jan 2000||Joshua Shamblin||Drink Liquid Drano|
|23 Jan 2000||Forgot||Choke on a Happy Meal toy.. That way your parents can sue and pay for the funeral.|