|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 Oct 2000||Vork C||Here's a little idea for a quick, easy, and painless suicide, and it only requires a bit of research in advance.
To pull off this suicide, you will need:
1. Nearby train tracks that are still in use
2. A manner of getting to these tracks (bicycle is good for the kids under 13)
3. Knowledge of the train schedule
WIth these ingredients, you can make yourself a simple suicide. All you have to do is find a good time when a train is going to come rolling by (preferably at night,) go to the tracks and get there a bit before the train. Once there, lay your neck right across the rails and just wait. A pillow might also be a sound investement, for an extra comfortable suicide. Soon, you'll hear the train's deafening roar and screaming whistle, you may or may not feel a split-second of intense pain, and then you'll be on your way to whatever the afterlife has to offer.
Though it's not a glamorous, courageous suicide (e.g., dramatic and in front of a huge crowd) it will definitely do the trick in a quick, easy, and painless manner and save you the trouble of continuing your pointless existence here. Refreshing, no?
|30 Sep 2000||Strix||Devi essere pazza... o avere un gran sense of humor! Conosco bene il suicidio, é la più elevata forma d'egoismo che si possa concepire!|
|30 Sep 2000||Jeremiah Dunlap||Get a large amount of sleeping pills and a bottle of daddy's favorite hooch, start with one pill at a time with a couple of friends, see who can take the most, I think you will all be happy with the results, and it isn't at all painful. Goodbye for now, its my turn to try my own advice.|
|29 Sep 2000||nadyla||Je ne sais pas trop c'est quoi votre but, mais je trouve ça stupide. Des jeunes de tous âges possèdent la vie devant eux. Des problèmes on en a tous!!!!!|
|26 Sep 2000||camille||Il n'existe aucune forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans à part si tu te bourres de bonbons jusqu'à explosion. Le suicide n'est pas un jeu!|
|26 Sep 2000||andy||live a long life and die of old age.|
|26 Sep 2000||rikishi||I plan to open my mom's car door when she driving on the hwy... that's how I plan to do it !|
|26 Sep 2000||i am sancho||tie a brick to your rock, and bridge yourself of a fling.|
|25 Sep 2000||Çhriß||To go to the pixelated cat and DO NOT KILL IT. IT WILL EVENTUALLY KILL YOU. Even though you didn't kill yourself, you let something else kill you. It's kinda like suicide?|
|22 Sep 2000||Maniack||Why kill yourself. Have your friend shoot you. If he's a true friend he should do you a favor.|
|21 Sep 2000||tolo||Oh my dear author of this page,
This is not funny or interesting. I have friends who have died this young or younger, and as I have grown older, I have become sadder because of how much they have missed in this complex, layered and beautiful world of ours.
|21 Sep 2000||simon||take a nice long knife, a rope and a pulley. drive the rope thro the pulley which is fixed to a firm support to the ceiling or a branch or something.tie one end of the rope to your legs and pull the other end as much as u can so that u get urself lifted up. the knife which is already placed below ur head act as a good reason for u to leave the rope when a desired height is reached.|
|20 Sep email@example.com||eat a mc donalds fun pak!|
|15 Sep 2000||Carolyn||To run out into the streets and get run over by a car|
|14 Sep 2000||etpuisquoiencore||regarder les adultes, avec des yeux d'enfants, forme organisée d'une décrépitude programmée|
|13 Sep 2000||Lucifer||visit me at home|
|11 Sep 2000||Electra||Going to school is a way of dying inside|
|10 Sep 2000||Scary_Man||look at God's face. "Even His own angels cannot see the face of God, for it is too holy..."|
|09 Sep 2000||Diego A. Ramirez Gonzalez||Drowning it's the best way , first you make it look like a accident and your families wont be asking why did he do it, they will think it was just a little accident.|
|08 Sep 2000||Robert Dee||Chemical Ingestion is probably best. I suggest under the sink bottles. Those with a skull and crossbones should provide desired effect. Guns, knives and scissors may present difficulty to the child considering their relative strength. Falling from a height, also, because of the general pliability of the young body - older bodies are more brittle. Walking in front of vehicles certainly works but lacks a coherent statement. I suggest a highly ritualised environment for your body to be discovered in so as to ensure that the finders realise it is suicide rather than accident. Of course like most things in life, you could always ask an adult to assist.|