|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|27 Jul 2000||Chaos Hatrick||Well then,...... there are many.... ways as you would call it... to kill yourself.
Lets see, You could go outside and nail your dick to the floor of a barn, then set the barn on fire and make sure you have a butter knife. Set the barn on fire and that way,... either way your goin down. And either way it is gonna hurt. ha ha ha
(Friends, Family, Men, Women, and children...... make sure to try this at home.) BYE THE WAY, THIS IS A FULLPROOF WAY TO DIE.................SO TRY IT.
|26 Jul 2000||MAurice Moudug||s'empiffrer de bonbons, et de mourir la panse éclatée par des malabars qui sortent du bide !!|
|26 Jul 2000||super sonic seven||Fuck your cousin then jump in a pin of wild boars with two big salami sticks in each arm and cover yourself in meat juice. You'll be torn apart guaranteed.|
|25 Jul 2000||Jannerah||Go to the NY Bronx and yell: "I hate all niggaz!" And soon you'll find death!
By the way I'm not a racist, I love my black homies.
|20 Jul 2000||Sam and Rachel||Eat every prescription in your house like candy. Fun and tasty.|
|19 Jul 2000||vaughn-mark stallings||Jump off a tall building into a helicopter, over a busy city, so your blood will rain down on everyone! Or turn on the gas for 3 hours, seal the windows, and light your first cigarette. or cook up an 8ball of coke, and mix it with a ball of heroin, mix with ether, and fill a syringe all the way, and mainline that shit!!! But the best way would be to cut yourself all over, even your wrists, and hang yourself in a public place with a chain...|
|17 Jul 2000||Claire McEvil||A ten centimetere strip of gaffer tape and a wad of blu-tac up each nose|
|14 Jul 2000||Dave||smash a large axe into your head until you are unable to do so any longer.|
|13 Jul 2000||squid||Can't you kill Britney instead?|
|13 Jul 2000||squid||Take out all the flies you've been just puttin gin the microwave, then put yourself in there. Ok, so this only works if you're very small, but maybe you could invest in a bigger microwave...|
|12 Jul 2000||Lord William Dark||Forcefully beat someone until they are forced to defend themself, then insult them while they fight. They will surely kill you!|
|11 Jul 2000||Sabre||Arrange to have a room especially designed for the purpose of your suicide. Specify demensions of about 15 feet square, and a door through which you can enter, but locks irreversibly behind you. In the opposite end of the room to the door there should be displayed various items such as a Playstation(tm) with all the games, the entire set of Pokémon cards, etc. The final touch is a reasonably sharp metal grate spanning the room and dividing the side of the room with the door from the side accommodating the other details.|
|10 Jul 2000||Suzanne||Hire Chucky (the horror doll) and tell him you have a pure soul, then you are dead before you know it!|
|10 Jul 2000||Suzanne||Just jump of the nearest flat in your neighberhood!
(Sorry Mouchette ik ben ook nederlands, kom ook uit Amsterdam, dus mijn engels is niet zo goed!)
|10 Jul 2000||marius||paper-cut your wrists with a pokemon card!|
|10 Jul 2000||Dragonfly||This site is so sick that no kid under 13 will survive reading this. If you do survive (tell me how) drink 10 liters of water. This will even work if you're an adult.|
|10 Jul 2000||james||dress as she-bear, in the woods, ensuing love-making session bound to result in premature and intended death as lovestruck he-bear unwittingly plays a little rough|
|10 Jul 2000||Candace||Wait till it snows outside. A fresh snow is best. Take a serrated knife from the kitchen and pound the knife forcefully into your wrist while at the same time pulling the knife down towards the elbow and shove it deeper. Go outside and find place under a barren tree than lay down in the snow and freeze to death in your own blood that surrounds you in a brilliant red.|
|09 Jul 2000||Jelle Ruis||Shave yourself without knowing how to shave... And become smaller every minute..|
|09 Jul 2000||unexplained||Hmmz, people who think they're sane would say not to kill yourself... But what the heck? This world sucks so badly, death just CAN'T be worse, hmm? And something else, why would death be that bad? I never heard someone say it's just absolutely not fun when you're dead, but i haven't heard the opposite either. But that's beside the point.. :) The point is: Why does everyone (99.9%) fear death? I mean, there's simply no proof it's negative or something... My idea is that people fear death just because they don't know what will happen... It's an inborn thingie in our conscience that we fear the unknown... People who really think about this will realize, just like me, that death doesn't need to be boring, painful, etc. So why not kill yourself? Ok, I'm not dead (yet) but that's because I fear the unknown too..... Furthermore: Life is meaningless and has no purpose...|