Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
14 Feb 2000 Johanna Jones Hang yourself off of the side of your house, out of your window.
14 Feb 2000 joe make nasty websites is one fast way !!
14 Feb 2000 Razzle diving into a vast of boiling lard...
14 Feb 2000 Omega The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to crawl into a pre-heated oven to play "chef", and curl up in there until you think that the turkey is well marinated.
14 Feb 2000 zonda Drowning. No one will suspect and , if in a public pool, your parents can sue!
13 Feb 2000 axeman Play freeze tag on the highway (while wearing cloggs)
13 Feb 2000 Bernardo with a sugar overdose
13 Feb 2000 Guy Eaten by a cat !
13 Feb 2000 Gav Tell ALL the people you know about 2 weeks before hand and generate a lot of buzz... then do something really messy in public.
13 Feb 2000 Paul Try turning the other cheek. It's fun and it's educational! Let bullies know you're a good little martyr and soon they will find novel and inventive means of killing you--just like the ancient Romans.
13 Feb 2000 Twistagirl Pills. There are plenty out on the over the counter market that can easily kill you if you take a bottle or so. Makes a good story for 20/20 as well
13 Feb 2000 mystic To drown. It preserves the innocence
13 Feb 2000 Dan Ebben Accidental ingestion of anti-freeze
Accidental ingestion of Pesticide
Accidental ingestion of Hydrogen peroxide
Accidentally getting caught under daddy's car (for fun car jacks could be put on it so it looks to mommy like daddy ran you over when he was on his way home from bowling)
Swallowing a whole salmon
13 Feb 2000 Juniper 1. 1 pouch of Pop Rocks, preferably Cherry flavoured.
2. 1 can of Coca-Cola Classic.
13 Feb 2000 Christine If you want to make a mess, force yourself to vomit over and over until you finally get the bile left in your stomach that burns your throat. Then keep on barfing. You will probably die.
12 Feb 2000 drew Go to the top of a very high tower with razorwire (10 feet) and a bungey cord that is half the length of the tower. Bolt the razor to the tower then tie the bungiecord to your waist. Superglue a kazoo in your mouth. Superglue your hands to your face upsidedown then jump. When you reach the 10 feet mark your head would fly off. Then your head would be in your hands as you bounce up and down. Picture it .
11 Feb 2000 AssLicker Let an old geezer such as myself ....rape your tight little ass. Let me rip a gaping hole so huge, it was large enough for an elephant trunk. Then, SHOOT you with a load of my hot steaming SHIT!!! I'd then stab you. Yes I know that would be considered murder, but in this context, I AM SUICIDE!!!!! After you die I would cook you up in a nice ketchup sauce. Perhaps leaving your lips intact so I could kiss them while I slept.
10 Feb 2000 A Fan Get a ticket to the next Republican Convention.
09 Feb 2000 MyEvilTwin Tell your parents you're a queer robot with AIDS
09 Feb 2000 Whispanic Go to one of MS teen chat rooms and just keep typing till you die!

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