|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Aug 2000||Angel||Go to the nearest Meeat Market, ask the owner for a bucket of cow blood, once you have that go into the woods and take all of your clothes off and dump the bucket of blood all over your body and sit there until the wolves come to rip your flesh until you die.|
|09 Aug 2000||Jay||Throw your dog into the river, if you happen to be washing him but just forget to unwrap the leash on your wrist. It nearly worked with me but the damn dog saved me!?!?!?|
|09 Aug 2000||Jason||Dropping a Piano on your head|
|09 Aug 2000||spiderback||Hold a sharpened pencil by your eye and slam your face in to a wall.|
|08 Aug 2000||the Almighty One||I guess that you just have to wait for the suicide booths like in Futurama.:( Or you could put your dead cat in the box, then everyone could see how sad death is and can be, but that probly wouldn't sell to well, and you'd have to keep it frozen until your ready to use it.|
|08 Aug 2000||TaZManiakk||Scream to the top of your voice and keep doing it until your face cycles through the colours of the rainbow. After two or three cycles your head should explode leaving a mess in the immediate vicinity. This is similar to what happens in vacuum such as space without any type of support|
|08 Aug 2000||nicko||At thirteen years old you are probably not able to acquire guns or drugs as easily if you were older. therefore suicide is going to have to be a little messier. you can hang your self with a rope. you can lay down on the train tracks in a tunnel where it is dark. if you can get into the city, walk a dark alley at night in the sex area of town (the strip joints and sex shops) you will be sure to find a depraved soul wanting some young vulnerable ass. the kit you want to make should include aresol for the people to breathe, as i know that works, my friend died of that in my room.|
|08 Aug 2000||Crista||Hang yourself from a swingset.|
|08 Aug 2000||Slayer||pour gasoline or some other flamable liquid around you in a circle and then making a trail to your self and cover your body in the stuff, then light a match|
|07 Aug 2000||ivan||traverser une autoroute à toute vitesse en fermant les yeux|
|06 Aug 2000||makdaddy (Mark Keirin)||First, cut off one finger for every hour of the day and shuve them up your nose. Then Poke out your eyeballs and eat them before you die.|
|06 Aug 2000||Chaos (Ridge Hatrick)||If you wanted to die...it depends wether you want to die quick or die slowly. Either way is fun. Anyways the best way to die QUICKLY.
You can put a gun far up into your mouth,try to make it to where the gun will hit your brain. Then just simply pull the trigger.......If you want to die SLOWLY.
Well then......You are asking me what the best way to die is? Heh Heh. That is the first thing to do if you are wanting to do....ha ha. Alright lets see... You can Dip your hand in blood and then stick it in a tank of Pherhanas. And do that to every place of your body. It can be really fun. ha ha. Put about 20 needles in your eyes. The first on will make you blind, but the rest will hurt really bad. Then seeing as how you are going to be blind, you can stick knives in your arm and try not to hit vains.....that should be interesting.....
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|03 Aug 2000||amoral killer||1. Try drinking a whole beaker of nitric/hydrochloric acid in Chemistry class at school. If it doesn't kill you the pain will sure as hell make you get more concentrated stuff next time...
2. Open the door of the car you're sitting in when on a highway/ motorway/freeway (whatever it's called in your country) and just get out...
|02 Aug 2000||Skully||Vote for the Republican party of the US, then go play with Daddy's handguns|
|31 Jul 2000||Jacob||Tell your parents you want to play a new game and have them tie a rope to a high place and then have them tie a lope in the end. Then tell them to leave and hang yourself. What a fun game!|
|30 Jul 2000||Chaos (Ridge Hatrick)||Hmm, I would say that the easiest way to die would be.... definitely jumping off of a 20 story building and landing on a sharp (very sharp) fence post. The only thing hard about that would be the long walk up the stairs, but of course there are always elevators.|
|28 Jul 2000||Poudre||Avalez sa soupe de travers.|
|27 Jul 2000||Chaos (Ridge Hatrick)||Overdose. Can't get much better than that. You get all ugly and pale looking like a ghost. Try it. And like it. If you don't like it, too bad: you're dead.|
|27 Jul 2000||Chaos (Ridge Hatrick)||I don't give a shit really. Any stupid motherfuckers wanting to die right now, and miss out on girls, should just shoot somebody so that they have to go to jail and play anal darts with somebody until he dies of anal inlargement. Stupid fucks|
|27 Jul 2000||Chaos (Ridge Hatrick)||Well then, people.... Looking for a good way to die? Lets see, come in to my office. Don't want to? Fuck you then.
Anyways, If you want to be a chicken shit, you can put a 60 calliber to your head. This way, there won't be anything left for people to call your head. If you didn't want to be a chicken shit, you can get a razor blade and cut out chunks of your skin. Let yourself bleed to death. If you wanted something to side track you from bleeding to death, you could get salt and pour a whole shitload on your inch deep cuts so it stings like hell while you make more cuts. Enjoy the Chaos kit.