|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|24 Nov 2000||ToastyGhost||Begin by taking a box of old, rusted fishhooks and eating them. After a while, gargle with rubbing alchohol, and run into a mall screaming anything. Then, once you have scarred small children for life, proceed to jump off the third-story into the foyer below. Try to either land on Santa's lap or on the line of people waiting for him.|
|24 Nov 2000||david||take off all your clothes and come with me kid|
|24 Nov 2000||Bob Dylan||Take a swan dive into a crowd of people from a tall building. That way you can not only go out with a bang, you can also mentally disturb a lot of people. They might even have nightmares. This would work even better if you're fat.|
|24 Nov 2000||Stiffy||Print all the responses on paper, shred the evidence. Then shoot yourself in the fucking head!|
|24 Nov 2000||macgruder||stay in school, you'll die of boredom.|
|24 Nov 2000||The one who life holds prisoner||Irradiation is by far the coolest way to go. I mean, how many corpses get to glow in the night?|
|24 Nov 2000||Davers||Wank to exhaustion.|
|24 Nov 2000||power||Death is a priviledge. If you are lucky enough for your soul to have accepted what death is, then make the most of that moment when you have one last chance to choose existence or oblivion.
The best way therefore is to remove the moment of choice from the act of suicide. Do something risky. Do what millions cannot do because they cannot accept death.
What comes to mind is to seek thrills, seek vengance, seek paradise, seek remembrance, and to seek nothingness.
Try holding your breath, long enough to end it all. Will power.
|24 Nov 2000||gm9||Are the ways are supposed to be different for a 13 years old? But maybe you could commit suicide in a Toys-R-us, by a bloody way, like making a deep cut in your neck from one ear to the other with a razorblade (or a very sharp knife). With this way, they would speak of you on CNN.|
|24 Nov 2000||kunkel||read some of the crap by the religious freaks in here... that should do it.|
|24 Nov 2000||killyourselfkids||swallow razor blades. it's tons of fun.|
|24 Nov 2000||Mr. Bond||Sick prick|
|24 Nov 2000||SpaceCadet||Buy some heroin, a heap of fucking heroin and then wack all the shit up your vein... Bye Bye|
|23 Nov 2000||Ass Fart||ODing (overdosing) has to be the best, it is like getting too much of a good thing.|
|23 Nov 2000||Alex||You fucking idiot!!! You dont even know what life is yet! I have been through plenty of shit in my life time, and I'm still fucking alive u fuck. Ya know what, go ahead, kill yourself! We dont need pathetic little brats looking for attention. My best friend killed herself almost 4 years ago. I have spent the last 4 years being tortured by it.|
|23 Nov 2000||Drew Garner||First off, I want to clear something up. Suicide CAN be fun. But only with the proper tools and preparation. For example, why not just poison some doughnuts with Cyanide? It'll taste and look like a normal doughnut, but it'll kill ya! Also, why not tie a PS2 controller around you neck in the style of a noose, and play some PS2 until you suffocate? Another less expensive way (for people on welfare) would be to take a wooden board and plow it through your brain.
|23 Nov 2000||englebert||have barney (of barney and friends fame) fuck you up the arse with a 15" blade a la the famous film "7" whilst the song "i love you" (from the show, or whatever it is called) plays in the background.
perhaps you could experiment with drugs and alcohol, and having a molotov cocktail first up with a bong should do the trick
|23 Nov 2000||shawn||take every pill in your house... one of you parents is destined to be on something fucked up... and anyhow, if it doesn't kill you, it'll get their attention when they notice their pills missing. Cause, really, what's the point of a suicide attempt at 13? attention or death? It's a rethorical question...|
|23 Nov 2000||ishboo||something is wrong with you|
|23 Nov 2000||MAtt||Rusty Springed Trampoline|