|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|16 Mar 2000||evan valentine||drowning in a pool of your own urine|
|15 Mar 2000||Robyn Mills||Mess with me!|
|15 Mar 2000||John Holmes||With a coat hanger|
|14 Mar 2000||Spazmonkey||Strangle yourself with your mother's finest silk scarf and as you hang from the rafters swaying in the slight breeze, consume as many illegal drugs as you can get your thirteen year old paws on. Leave a note blaming your family for the tragedy.|
|14 Mar 2000||Mark Macgregor||Ask your mother's permission in case she does not like what you have done. Then piss off a heard of highland cows and let them charge at you, then get their horns shoved through your head.|
|13 Mar 2000||grimreefer||Work for IBM. No better way. It'll kill you quick
Read a letter from me. If it doesn't kill you you'll think of a way out of finishing it
Jump in front of train or truck say that'd finish you off pretty quick. But this is pretty sick
|13 Mar 2000||TRIXx||The best way to kill your self when you are under 13 is to do your deepest desires and then over-dose on some drugs and have a good time. Always have a back-up plan though... have a razor blade near by|
|13 Mar 2000||BISHOP666||Seeing only one episode of Teletubies...
It´s enough for your´s brain death
|12 Mar 2000||lozer||mess with me and james|
|11 Mar 2000||Mark||Get in your car. Drive to a pharmacy. Buy or steal the biggest container of vaseline.
Get back in your car and go to a bowling alley. Bowl a couple of rounds, then sneak out with your ball. The heavier the better!
Next, wait until the next rodeo comes to town. Four hours before the rodeo starts, Wedge the bowling ball into your ass. Have your best friend drive you to the rodeo, get on a bucking bronco, and all your troubles will be solved.
|11 Mar 2000||Andy Meadows||I guess the bets way is just to jump in front of traffic but it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo overdone. You want something new and fantastic that's gonna make people sit up and take notice! Why not cram your whole body into a kitchen blender. After all 90% of all accidents happen in the home. Or you could masturbate until you die from friction burns. It's pretty sick but people will remember something like that. Whatever you do just remember to say that the movies made you do it!|
|10 Mar 2000||Krandall Deathwatch||make yourself a suit out of barbed wire and run as fast as you can|
|10 Mar 2000||scott||heroin overdose is probably the most glamorous. Or perhaps when at the zoo with your parents, you can jump into the *pick one* <1.lion 2.tiger 3.gorilla 4.rhino> cage and provoke the animal until it attacks and kills you.|
|09 Mar 2000||bjorn bye||The suicide-kit-box doesn`t need to contain anything. Climb into it, close the lid, and make sure no air flow in. Then, wait.|
|09 Mar 2000||Greg Jackson||swallowing a ping-pong ball filled with glass and poison (so if you don't choke on the ping-pong ball you'll either die from poisoning or internal bleeding from the glass cutting up your insides)|
|08 Mar 2000||zack||throw yourself onto the 3rd rail of subway tracks|
|08 Mar 2000||Bastard||Lock yourself in a room with a rabid wolverine high on angeldust....|
|08 Mar 2000||John Francis||All the ways when your 13 hurts, it takes until 25 to figure out how to do it painless|
|08 Mar 2000||LivingDeadGirl||electrocute yourself using your own blood as a conductor instead of water!!!|
|07 Mar 2000||mowglie||Take a long-drink glass; fill it up with vanilla ice and mustard. Mix it.
Take another long-drink glass; fill it up with vanilla ice and mustard. Mix it.
Repeat doing this until you're dead. and remember; do not taste for it tastes bad.