|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|22 May 2000||scott||have your dad shoot you?|
|22 May 2000||shaun||The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to tie a rope to your penis and jump from a tree.|
|22 May 2000||Jenny||Stick a fire poker through your heart!!|
|21 May 2000||giork||I think the best way is just thinking, too much while watching your face in a mirror and taking your father's trankimazin retard 2mg, just as candies or sweets. You will die slowly and crazy hyperlogical, and the mirror will mark your last scenographie, and you last vision of the world, a little girl thinking too much and taking anxiolitics.|
|20 May 2000||render||you must go to a mechanical gate por automoviles and introduce your head between the irons and voilà! you´re dead|
|20 May 2000||erge.||society has already killed you by the age of 13.|
|19 May 2000||Bart||Say you're 18 and have sex with Pamela Anderson!|
|19 May 2000||nils||Aller à l'école ........... ?|
|19 May 2000||Smack||step one: kick in the nuts repeatedly.
step two: puke up vital organs
|18 May 2000||Garcia||simply find your mothers dildos, u know the kind that squirt, stick them in every little orface ya got then just inject a couple pounds of lsd in one and hydrochloric acid in the others! Feels good and ya have fun one last time!|
|18 May 2000||Nick||TORTURE! Nail lips toghether then rip open! Chop of balls and hold in front of face! Chop fingers and toes of then pluck your eyes out with a screw driver.|
|18 May 2000||Orubitsu-chan||Stuff You Need:
Gouge yourself in the eyes and then pour the flammable liquid over yourself (Ex: Gasoline), then light yourself on fire. Funfun!
|18 May 2000||rrandall||strap a fork to your genetalia and fuck a light socket while standing in a bucket of water.|
|17 May 2000||Carol||Start wearing nothing but white. This works especially if you're a girl. Demand that you are a virgin who needs to be thrown into a volcano.|
|17 May 2000||sm*||wait till you're 14.|
|17 May 2000||rezmen||the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to go visit your uncle dahmer... 'course, there is always the pop rocks and pepsi approach... but that's not much of a "kit" is it?|
|16 May 2000||anvl||pretend to be a teenager|
|14 May 2000||sycobob||inject you self with bleach|
|13 May 2000||Chaos Hatrick||If at school you could easily kill yourself by shuving your own pencil into your temple. If that does not sound appealing then you could tie a brick to your head and then jump of of a building and that should make you land head first. You could slit your wrists, slit your throwt, you could borrow your dads gun for a minute and hunt brains. You could shuve a lit stick of dynomite into your asshole and plug it with your foot.|
|13 May 2000||Damp||The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13, is to set your house on fire and let the firetruck run you over, when they come.|