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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|27 Mar 2000||Adam||shotgun to the head, either that or go on a killing spree and end it with a bomb on the chest|
|27 Mar 2000||jen||stab yourself repeatedly with your father's swiss army knife...or "accidentally" "find" the "loaded" gun they keep in their upper closet.|
|26 Mar 2000||nicole||go to time square for all the world to see make a big deal about it and
shoot yourself with a sawed off shot gun in the mtv trl studio.
|23 Mar 2000||zoro||overeat, overdose, OVERANYTHING|
|21 Mar 2000||cass||Go to a public place where you'll be the center of attention, like a movie theater. Stand in front, and gut yourself.|
|19 Mar 2000||murf||go into your daddy's pants...take all the money out of his wallet.....then go down to needle park and buy as much heroin as you can with the money you stole...then get a needle and a spoon....cook up....and inject the entire amount directly into your viens and slowly lose consioussness........ sweet bliss....|
|19 Mar 2000||Andrew Gilliland||Cover your self in gasoline climb to the top of a tall building set fire to urself and jump off (try to land on someone). If by some chance you live, inject your self with air bubbles using a syringe (you will be in a hospital anyway)|
|19 Mar 2000||Holy Mackerel||'Best' can be interpreted many ways. Painless? Artistic? Dramatic? Political? Easiest? Hardest? Quickest? Slowest?
I'm definitely not an expert on the matter, but I've always had a strange obsession with nooses, so I would go with hanging. Otherwise, slitting your wrists is fine, but always go with the vein, not across it.
|18 Mar 2000||Lord Squall Hatzel, count du Bahamuth||You get this toy, wich has a knife under its head, and when you take its head off, there's the knife!!!|
|17 Mar 2000||joey||The best way is to be the first human being to get stretched into spaghetti by crossing the event horizon of a black hole.|
|16 Mar 2000||evan valentine||drowning in a pool of your own urine|
|15 Mar 2000||Robyn Mills||Mess with me!|
|15 Mar 2000||John Holmes||With a coat hanger|
|14 Mar 2000||Spazmonkey||Strangle yourself with your mother's finest silk scarf and as you hang from the rafters swaying in the slight breeze, consume as many illegal drugs as you can get your thirteen year old paws on. Leave a note blaming your family for the tragedy.|
|14 Mar 2000||Mark Macgregor||Ask your mother's permission in case she does not like what you have done. Then piss off a heard of highland cows and let them charge at you, then get their horns shoved through your head.|
|13 Mar 2000||grimreefer||Work for IBM. No better way. It'll kill you quick
Read a letter from me. If it doesn't kill you you'll think of a way out of finishing it
Jump in front of train or truck say that'd finish you off pretty quick. But this is pretty sick
|13 Mar 2000||TRIXx||The best way to kill your self when you are under 13 is to do your deepest desires and then over-dose on some drugs and have a good time. Always have a back-up plan though... have a razor blade near by|
|13 Mar 2000||BISHOP666||Seeing only one episode of Teletubies...
It´s enough for your´s brain death
|12 Mar 2000||lozer||mess with me and james|
|11 Mar 2000||Mark||Get in your car. Drive to a pharmacy. Buy or steal the biggest container of vaseline.
Get back in your car and go to a bowling alley. Bowl a couple of rounds, then sneak out with your ball. The heavier the better!
Next, wait until the next rodeo comes to town. Four hours before the rodeo starts, Wedge the bowling ball into your ass. Have your best friend drive you to the rodeo, get on a bucking bronco, and all your troubles will be solved.