|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|05 Apr 2000||laura||put a drycleaners bag over your head|
|05 Apr 2000||Katherine||Well, you should kill yourself at school in a private place. Then, someone will find that poor child lying dead on the floor. Do it with an exacto knife and slit your wrists...or use scissors...something inconspicuous so that no one give it a second thought. Or you could swallow too many pills. They are small and easy to hide. Or, if you would rather do something creative among nature, you could fill your pockets with stones and walk into a lake or pond, and just disappear...|
|05 Apr 2000||T||I think the best way to kill yourself would be to take my aunt's advice: go play in traffic.|
|05 Apr 2000||LAI||:::: walt kept backups of himself everywhere ::::: but at least one ::: had to be active at any given point ::::::::: walt was only RAM ::::: ROM doesn't lend itself to consciousness ::: he lived on a knifes edge :::::::: knife switch perhaps :::::: as soon as power was cut he disappeared :::::: nobody ever knew if it was a suicide or a murder ::::::|
|05 Apr 2000||yesno||in my house, if you wanted to kill yourself the easiest way to do it would be to NOT take out the trash. Let it fest for a few days and then mom will have no choice but to kill you. This is much like the 'death by cop' suicides we've been seeing lately.|
|05 Apr 2000||Lord Hugh||Ready? OK. Now, get a knife, hang it from a string. Do some lessons until you are very handy with a crossbow. Steal one of the crossbows from the teacher, and bring it home. During the time you learn to use the crossbow, gradually hang more and more knives up on strings in your room. Then try to shoot the knives down one by one from directly underneath them. AND, if at the end of that, you're still not dead, stick yourself in as many places as possible with arrows (be creative) and finally shoot yourself right between the eyes with one which has a stuff toy impaled on it (preferably the stipry penis, if handy, but anything should do). Tell me if it works.|
|05 Apr 2000||John||Surrender yourself to devil worship, and hope the dark lord will accept your body in a violent way.|
|05 Apr 2000||Dan||By putting you art and soul into the sterile computer network that is the internet. After your art has all gone, do you still live?|
|05 Apr 2000||Chris||Take lots of ibuprofen. About 30 tablets of 200mg each. The ibuprofen will not kill you, but it will give you the whole excitement of being taken to hospital.. getting fed liquid charcoal (which tastes nice) and generally getting the whole near-death experience with none of the pain.|
|05 Apr 2000||jason||running w/ scissors|
|05 Apr 2000||dwyer||well, the easiest way to kill yourself when you're 13 is wait until you live to about 75-85, when time machines are invented (guessing they may be), then, buy a trip, travel back to when you were 13, and if by then you've lived an entire lifetime thinking about how worthless your life was and will be, then it should be no problem to stab yourself in the back. And if you've lived a life with even one happy moment over the age of 13, then death will come peacefully in the night.|
|05 Apr 2000||Valerie||My friend just commited suicide last week and she was only 16. The pain left here with her friends and family are indescribeable.. please, just pray for strength when you feel lost and hopeless. Killing yourself won't solve anything. You are too precious and too loved to cheat everyone out of their time with you.. God bless.|
|05 Apr 2000||kirk||Run in front of a bus, truck, or automobile. Time it so they have little chance to stop before they crush your little body to blood and gore, with incredible pain shooting your tiny eyes out of your skull as the blood pressure of supporting a MACK TRUCK with your LIVER sprays blood out every orifice, as EVERY BLOOD VESSEL ruptures from a blood pressure exceeding 1000psi momentarily. Think it feels good? Ever hear of someone wanting to do it again?|
|05 Apr 2000||chai420||Steal a pack of cigarrettes and boil the whole pack in water until there is only one drop left. Then, put this drop in a drink and the nicotine will give you a heart attack. Hope this helps out. No one will ever suspect this considering nicotine is not something that is abnormal considering all the people that smoke(i.e. second hand smoke)|
|04 Apr 2000||swindlersfist||Playground antics turn deadly when daddy's gun's brought to school.|
|04 Apr 2000||Igor||Run in the hands of bambi molester.|
|03 Apr 2000||tammuz_lo||carbon monoxide. painless. you just gotta remember to get a *good* nights sleep when you leave that cheap gas heater on in your horrible little room in the motion between childhood and adulthood.
if you wake up and you are not dead, you are almost definitely severely brain damaged and have to be dressed and fed for the rest of your life until you die.
the moral: be prepared. run around or play ball or something before you kill yourself.
|03 Apr 2000||steve||be too good.|
|02 Apr 2000||alex||licking a light socket|
|02 Apr 2000||doug sims||choke yourself by eating about 3-4 boxes of twinkies|