|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Nov 2000||mrpoo||poo. then eat the poo. repeat until death.|
|18 Nov 2000||Mitch||Putain!! Moi je capte rien je suis tombée sur un p'ove site ki se fout de la gueule des suicidaires...
Moi , g un véritable problème, mon meilleur ami est au bord du suicide car ma meilleure amie k'il amait + ke tt au monde l'a laché. Ses parents vont divorcer et il vient de sortir d'1 accident plutôt grâve...
Putain c' affreux!!
Y'a qq1 pr nous aider, ds cette situation????
Vous là, AIDEZ NOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|18 Nov 2000||Bob||If you live in San Francisco, you *must* jump off the bridge. What you CAN do is drink a bottle of anti-freeze (I hear it even tastes good!) I hope this is not for you -- your art is too, too good. Don't piss me off.|
|18 Nov 2000||Jahosaphat||Get an altimeter and some dynamyte, go to the top of a very tall building. Connect the altimeter and the dynamyte so that the dynamyte goes off at about 150 ft. Cover the dynamyte with a large jacket and make a big deal out of the fact that "you're going to jump" until you gather a substantial crowd below to "watch your rescue" Jump, fall, BANG, and scatter yourself nicely.|
|18 Nov 2000||FD BArfman||http://cs-pub.bu.edu/faculty/sclaroff/courses/cs480-95/bonk10.gif|
|18 Nov 2000||anyentity||watch mtv 24 hours a day, if it doesn't kill you, I'm sure you'll come up with an effective means.|
|18 Nov 2000||aaron||if you haven't had your period yet and you are jealous of your menstruating friends, slash up your genitals and bleed to death and leave a note saying you were jealous of your friends and its your mom's fault.|
|18 Nov 2000||Eric Scott||take a small hollow needle andblow bubbles into your blood stream!|
|18 Nov 2000||Charles Darwin||Running car, closed garage. Carbon monoxide. Its painless. You fall asleep before you asphixiate. Clean, simple. It does waste fuel however, so why not throw yourself off a tall building or cliff? Make sure you don't land on anyone.|
|18 Nov 2000||Antryg Windrose||Jump off a high bridge. Being a San Franciscan, I recommend the Golden Gate Bridge - it's traditional. You may find a more accessable bridge, nearer to your home. Enjoy the ride.|
|18 Nov 2000||kaitlin||smoking lots of crack, inhaling alot of crack, and generally otherwise i think it's known as clicking on buttons, you rugmuncher.|
|18 Nov 2000||Tez||Get into a flame war with Jakob Nielsen. Then slowly die of boredom, though admittedly not in the artistic way brought on by continual exposure to Robert Bresson films.|
|18 Nov 2000||big tim||disrespect me|
|17 Nov 2000||Brian||Start smoking|
|17 Nov 2000||Jen||Find a large sturdy rope. Tie one end around your neck. Tie the other around a ceiling fan. Stand on a large block of ice, play your favorite Gary Newman records... wait.|
|17 Nov 2000||Erika||Let a pit bull maul you. Poke it with a stick until it gets mad. Then your parents could probably get money, too|
|17 Nov 2000||No-Doz Bukowski||Do they have any air shows where you live? If you live anywhere near, like, an air force base that has air shows; you can hop the barrier surrounding one of the top-secret aircraft (like, anything with the word "Stealth" in it) and make a run for it. They will shoot your ass quick for that, son.|
|17 Nov 2000||kettle meaney||The drug ketamine can be used to simulate a near death experience in all its earth-shattering majesty. Actual suicide, in any form, seems uninspired. There are plenty of references to be found online.|
|17 Nov 2000||aknad||drink draino|
|17 Nov 2000||phooky||Generally, it's best to slowly choke to death on a toy intended for 2-4 year olds. A Burger King Pokemon ball is ideal.|