Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
06 Apr 2000 Martin Give children a box to play with with two big buttons on it; if you press one button someone else will die, if you press the other you will commit suicide.
But the buttons change properties....
06 Apr 2000 Alison I honestly believe with your level of creativity you do not need help. Close your eyes and let your mind wander into death. Or, alternatively, watch a lot of movies.
06 Apr 2000 Quixotic Climb up a tree over lots of traffic and pick the nicest car you can see and jump on it...
06 Apr 2000 Godpoet Speak Death and it happens. Be God and come back.
What better for Christmas present past-and-future?
06 Apr 2000 Zero Hang yourself on the stage of an N*SYNC concert!
06 Apr 2000 Nick E. Ripley The best way to kill yourself when you are under thirteen is to live your life.
06 Apr 2000 FuNky J FaSh My top ten Ways to Die:
1)- Go to a Slayer concert wearing a back street boys shirt
2)-Forgetting to tie the bungie rope to your feet
3)-Strapping a vacuum cleaner to your mouth and setting suction to full
4)-Relieving that annoying itch.... with a razor blade
5)-Fake Debilitating illness and beg for euthanasia
6)-Build a house using your head
7)-Start chewing on you feet, then continue eating until you've ingested yourself
8)-Be a bad guy in a movie, so when you die... everything in a 1 mile radius blows up, you spray more blood then 15 rabid sloths, the good guy survives... get's the busty blonde... and the sun sets.
9)-Substitute the nicotine in cigarettes with nitroglycerine
10)-Jump out of a plane, with a grenade strapped to you... above the Sydney 2000 Olympic games opening ceremony, and share yourself with thousands of others...
06 Apr 2000 bob gary eat your grandma's pill's till you drop and abuse your self so it looks like murder
05 Apr 2000 Contessa Croyez en Dieu
05 Apr 2000 Contessa Have sex..... with me.
05 Apr 2000 laura put a drycleaners bag over your head
05 Apr 2000 Katherine Well, you should kill yourself at school in a private place. Then, someone will find that poor child lying dead on the floor. Do it with an exacto knife and slit your wrists...or use scissors...something inconspicuous so that no one give it a second thought. Or you could swallow too many pills. They are small and easy to hide. Or, if you would rather do something creative among nature, you could fill your pockets with stones and walk into a lake or pond, and just disappear...
05 Apr 2000 T I think the best way to kill yourself would be to take my aunt's advice: go play in traffic.
05 Apr 2000 LAI :::: walt kept backups of himself everywhere ::::: but at least one ::: had to be active at any given point ::::::::: walt was only RAM ::::: ROM doesn't lend itself to consciousness ::: he lived on a knifes edge :::::::: knife switch perhaps :::::: as soon as power was cut he disappeared :::::: nobody ever knew if it was a suicide or a murder ::::::
05 Apr 2000 yesno in my house, if you wanted to kill yourself the easiest way to do it would be to NOT take out the trash. Let it fest for a few days and then mom will have no choice but to kill you. This is much like the 'death by cop' suicides we've been seeing lately.
05 Apr 2000 Lord Hugh Ready? OK. Now, get a knife, hang it from a string. Do some lessons until you are very handy with a crossbow. Steal one of the crossbows from the teacher, and bring it home. During the time you learn to use the crossbow, gradually hang more and more knives up on strings in your room. Then try to shoot the knives down one by one from directly underneath them. AND, if at the end of that, you're still not dead, stick yourself in as many places as possible with arrows (be creative) and finally shoot yourself right between the eyes with one which has a stuff toy impaled on it (preferably the stipry penis, if handy, but anything should do). Tell me if it works.
05 Apr 2000 John Surrender yourself to devil worship, and hope the dark lord will accept your body in a violent way.
05 Apr 2000 Dan By putting you art and soul into the sterile computer network that is the internet. After your art has all gone, do you still live?
05 Apr 2000 Chris Take lots of ibuprofen. About 30 tablets of 200mg each. The ibuprofen will not kill you, but it will give you the whole excitement of being taken to hospital.. getting fed liquid charcoal (which tastes nice) and generally getting the whole near-death experience with none of the pain.
05 Apr 2000 jason running w/ scissors

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