|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|21 Nov 2000||stile||shove your head up your anus and eat your colon.|
|20 Nov 2000||Gen||I think that 13 yr olds have not experienced the world to the fullest. It's like missing out on another 60 years at least. Why would a 13 year old want to die? I would think that should be some kind of explanation for this.|
|20 Nov 2000||Dr. K.||Play in traffic. Play at a local factory. Play with your parents' gun. Drink that blue shit under the sink in the kitchen. Hitch-hike frequently. Stand on a corner until a stranger asks you if you want a ride. Play with sharp rusted metal of some kind. That's all.|
|20 Nov 2000||Deke||Find a stury set of overalls and fill it with assorted wine and beer bottles. climb to the top of your roof and jump trying to do a bellyflop. If you make it you'll have lots of cool scars to impress your friends.|
|20 Nov 2000||J||What an incredible site! I really think you should take 365 of the best entries and make a 'suicide suggestion' calendar. Oh, and for my suggestion, you could always publish the calendar on glossy laminated paper. Then lock yourself in a closet and burn a few boxes of them until you suffocate.|
|20 Nov 2000||AJ||Grow up and realize that drugs are your best friend, ya freak.|
|20 Nov 2000||esse'||martyrdom: come to the US and deny any uniformed police officer anything
martyrdom: slit your jugular with a page from a harry potter book
disturbing: gorge yerself on rock salt(instant mummy!!)
disturbing: play next to that badger farm a bit too long
disturbing: fall asleep naked near an emu on pcp
brilliant: launch yerself to near orbit with 25 estes model rockets
|20 Nov 2000||Wayne A. Ptaff||Listen to TV all day long|
|19 Nov 2000||Mark Murphy||Do nothing. I absolutely, positively can guarantee you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you will eventually die. In this universe of existential horror, with its unimaginable gulf of time and space, our lives are mayfly brief.|
|19 Nov 2000||Melody Lovejoy||With the Christmas season arriving, you could create a memorable holiday by hanging yourself from the tree. Maybe tie a card around your wrist, and hang mistletoe from your mouth? Your mom won't forget this one!|
|19 Nov 2000||josh||don't do it. although life is lame, and how it is. you only get one. make the best of it, and don't listen to hateful kids or parents or whoever. good luck|
|19 Nov 2000||Joke Slayer||Open the door of moving car on a freeway|
|19 Nov 2000||wah||plastic bag over head secured by rubber band about the neck. This is the official recommended method of the Church of Euthanasia (http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org)|
|19 Nov 2000||brendan||an action figure that blows up coating a 300 square meter area with napalm and marijuana so that the area gets burned and the fire department gets stoned|
|19 Nov 2000||mrpoo||poo. then eat the poo. repeat until death.|
|18 Nov 2000||Mitch||Putain!! Moi je capte rien je suis tombée sur un p'ove site ki se fout de la gueule des suicidaires...
Moi , g un véritable problème, mon meilleur ami est au bord du suicide car ma meilleure amie k'il amait + ke tt au monde l'a laché. Ses parents vont divorcer et il vient de sortir d'1 accident plutôt grâve...
Putain c' affreux!!
Y'a qq1 pr nous aider, ds cette situation????
Vous là, AIDEZ NOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|18 Nov 2000||Bob||If you live in San Francisco, you *must* jump off the bridge. What you CAN do is drink a bottle of anti-freeze (I hear it even tastes good!) I hope this is not for you -- your art is too, too good. Don't piss me off.|
|18 Nov 2000||Jahosaphat||Get an altimeter and some dynamyte, go to the top of a very tall building. Connect the altimeter and the dynamyte so that the dynamyte goes off at about 150 ft. Cover the dynamyte with a large jacket and make a big deal out of the fact that "you're going to jump" until you gather a substantial crowd below to "watch your rescue" Jump, fall, BANG, and scatter yourself nicely.|
|18 Nov 2000||FD BArfman||http://cs-pub.bu.edu/faculty/sclaroff/courses/cs480-95/bonk10.gif|
|18 Nov 2000||anyentity||watch mtv 24 hours a day, if it doesn't kill you, I'm sure you'll come up with an effective means.|