|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|07 Jul 2000||Apathina||Genital sacrifice.|
|07 Jul 2000||muppalizer||find a small knife and start carving neat patterns in your skin... the bigger the better, just remember to leave the fingers alone...|
|07 Jul 2000||muppalizer||heat up the oven to about 250 degrees celcius... when it's ready, enter|
|07 Jul 2000||Amorphus Aenima||Take a box large enough for an adolesent human. Make sure it is sturdy enough to suppress any strugling life form from within. In it needs to be a pad and pencil. An oxigen tank with a face mask inhaler. Include a list of all cement manufacturers. When used correctly the inhabitant would die in an undeterminable amount of time and remain entombed in cement in central park for hundreds of years as a sort of sacraficial time capsule.|
|07 Jul 2000||Amorphus Aenima||Back into a corner and let out a scream cause its' all coming down anyways. Lift your broken wing and hide until your death. They didn't let you fly in the first place.|
|07 Jul 2000||J Graham||As this originated on your Christmas page - listen to what Jesus said: "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full."
John 10:10 That is THE Christmas present!
|07 Jul 2000||lucifer||stock your self on a garbage disposal unit and grind your fucking self because that what you are a fucking garbage.|
|07 Jul 2000||Amber||Repeatedly stabbing your self with barbie dolls|
|06 Jul 2000||Daphelle||Eh, naar Amerika gaan en daar de hele school doodschieten... Je krijgt de elektrische stoel!|
|06 Jul 2000||Cedric||Lying on the rails and waiting for the train to come is such a nice way. Or you can drink a whole bottle of bleach that mom is putting away in the kitchen's cupboard. Also, take your bicycle, close your eyes and ride as fast as you can to the nearby crossroad while the traffic light is red for you. (if it doesn't work the first time, do it again and again)... that's it for now.|
|06 Jul 2000||snakey||Jump of an big building. Throw yourself in front of the train, so you don't have to buy a ticket|
|05 Jul 2000||Crazy Deus||Some people need to understand that there is a fine line between humor, and serious life.
Those who can't handle humor, should not dabble in serious life, either. I can't stand those who can't handle a really funny joke, albeit a little tasteless. So stop the crap about: "I'm so sad, I know someone who commited suicide" or "Death isn't funny, I've seen too much death already." And so now, I am forced to say: THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE. You take me seriously, then I'll hunt you down and kill you myself.
And thus, my solutions:
1. Attack a beehive with your bare hands. (If you look like Macaulay Culkin, more power to ya)
2. Play outside. During a hurricane, earthquake, or small war.
3. Get into contests with your other 13-year old friends as to who can swallow the largest, pointiest object that can be found.
4. Jab enough pencils into yourself so that the lead actually kills you.
5. Go find daddy's gun. Go to school. Kill, when youre done havin fun, kill yourself.
6. "Where all the white women at?" (if you dont know what this is referring to, go watch Blazing Saddles)
7. Try to stop a gang shootout. Success only leads to the need to do it again.
8. Rub raw meat all over you, and carry around a dog whistle. Walk around, play a tune.
9. Eat only candy for a few months.
10. Finally, two words: POWER TOOLS.
|05 Jul 2000||Eric||Suicide is the last thing I would do...|
|05 Jul 2000||Matt||Go running into a forest at night when it is freezing and hide. That way you will start to 'shiver' and finally feel sleepy. Eventually you will fall asleep and never wake up. Search teams will find your body days later, (depending on how well you hid)|
|04 Jul 2000||Luis Gil||best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to browse your website!|
|04 Jul 2000||Sane_guy||Um is this a sick joke???
you people are sick, man. i know some1 who suicided so fuck you all.
|04 Jul 2000||mintyarc||tie a sheet around your neck, climb a tree, tie the sheet around a limb of a tree. then jump real hard into the ground beneath. That's pretty good way of doing it.|
|03 Jul 2000||Timmytim||Well, it's gotta be realistic, so for all you idiots going on about drugs and stuff; ding dong, we're talking about a 13 year old. I've thought of a very painful, but easy way. You simply stick your head in the microwave. You don't have to close the door, you just stuff a couple of tea-towels in the crack. Then you turn it on. Put it on the highest stand and for about 10 minutes. You will feel the temperature slowly rise. A head is made up of about 60% water. Water expands when heated. My best guess is that it will take about 5 minutes for your head to explode? It will hurt like hell, but I don't give a shit. Please don't blame me if you actually do/try it.
On the other hand, you could find the ingredients (but you'll have to be a fucking smart kid to do this) and make homemade cyenide. You could test it on your dog/cat/little baby sister. You didn't hear this from me either.
Or you could jump in front of a train but this isn't very creative.
|03 Jul 2000||sander||to look at my father in his fucking ugly face|
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