|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|10 Jul 2000||james||dress as she-bear, in the woods, ensuing love-making session bound to result in premature and intended death as lovestruck he-bear unwittingly plays a little rough|
|10 Jul 2000||Candace||Wait till it snows outside. A fresh snow is best. Take a serrated knife from the kitchen and pound the knife forcefully into your wrist while at the same time pulling the knife down towards the elbow and shove it deeper. Go outside and find place under a barren tree than lay down in the snow and freeze to death in your own blood that surrounds you in a brilliant red.|
|09 Jul 2000||Jelle Ruis||Shave yourself without knowing how to shave... And become smaller every minute..|
|09 Jul 2000||unexplained||Hmmz, people who think they're sane would say not to kill yourself... But what the heck? This world sucks so badly, death just CAN'T be worse, hmm? And something else, why would death be that bad? I never heard someone say it's just absolutely not fun when you're dead, but i haven't heard the opposite either. But that's beside the point.. :) The point is: Why does everyone (99.9%) fear death? I mean, there's simply no proof it's negative or something... My idea is that people fear death just because they don't know what will happen... It's an inborn thingie in our conscience that we fear the unknown... People who really think about this will realize, just like me, that death doesn't need to be boring, painful, etc. So why not kill yourself? Ok, I'm not dead (yet) but that's because I fear the unknown too..... Furthermore: Life is meaningless and has no purpose...|
|09 Jul 2000||bas||its better to stay alive and love your self|
|09 Jul 2000||nightstar||stick your head in a toilet and pull the chain a few times if you are able to after the 1st time make sure you are dead before you stop|
|09 Jul 2000||dan||Watch S Club 7|
|09 Jul 2000||FAHADS||KILLING IS AGAINST MY RELIGION|
|09 Jul 2000||N. Leopold||I simply can't think of my favorite. I offer several options...
1. Run at the president with a gun.
2. Masturbate to death. (I can't prove this one works. Worth trying, though)
3. Lock yourself in a room with a pack of Indonesian wolverines until they eat you to death over a period of 4 1/2 days.
4. Shove an icepick under each toenail and let yourself slowly bleed to death while enjoying dinner alone.
5. Put your head in a vice and turn the handle yourself until your skull cracks, spilling pints of blood and pieces of your brain onto the floor.
|09 Jul 2000||Jason Growden||put a double barrel shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger with your toe.
|08 Jul 2000||Hansie||go to mom's bathroom and drink as many of this pills you can find in her bathroom cubboard|
|08 Jul 2000||This is bizarre? What happened to climbing trees and flying kites and driving around on your bmx.... These days the best way to "have fun" seems to have archives of answers to the question "how the best way to kill yourself is if you're under 13?" please... get outside, get some friends and GET A LIFE!|
|08 Jul 2000||Jim||The best way for a kid to kill themselves is to trick someone else into doing it... if the suicide is an act of revenge, provoke it from the person you want revenge from, e.g. your parent, friend, brother, sister, whoever. Make them really mad, i mean really really mad, do something u know would make them murderously angry, then push them that little bit further... they'll kill you AND cop the blame cuz technically its not suicide any more, its murder.|
|07 Jul 2000||PikaCHOO||Just swallow all your Pokemon cards..|
|07 Jul 2000||Apathina||Genital sacrifice.|
|07 Jul 2000||muppalizer||find a small knife and start carving neat patterns in your skin... the bigger the better, just remember to leave the fingers alone...|
|07 Jul 2000||muppalizer||heat up the oven to about 250 degrees celcius... when it's ready, enter|
|07 Jul 2000||Amorphus Aenima||Take a box large enough for an adolesent human. Make sure it is sturdy enough to suppress any strugling life form from within. In it needs to be a pad and pencil. An oxigen tank with a face mask inhaler. Include a list of all cement manufacturers. When used correctly the inhabitant would die in an undeterminable amount of time and remain entombed in cement in central park for hundreds of years as a sort of sacraficial time capsule.|
|07 Jul 2000||Amorphus Aenima||Back into a corner and let out a scream cause its' all coming down anyways. Lift your broken wing and hide until your death. They didn't let you fly in the first place.|
|07 Jul 2000||J Graham||As this originated on your Christmas page - listen to what Jesus said: "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full."
John 10:10 That is THE Christmas present!