|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|23 Nov 2000||englebert||have barney (of barney and friends fame) fuck you up the arse with a 15" blade a la the famous film "7" whilst the song "i love you" (from the show, or whatever it is called) plays in the background.
perhaps you could experiment with drugs and alcohol, and having a molotov cocktail first up with a bong should do the trick
|23 Nov 2000||shawn||take every pill in your house... one of you parents is destined to be on something fucked up... and anyhow, if it doesn't kill you, it'll get their attention when they notice their pills missing. Cause, really, what's the point of a suicide attempt at 13? attention or death? It's a rethorical question...|
|23 Nov 2000||ishboo||something is wrong with you|
|23 Nov 2000||MAtt||Rusty Springed Trampoline|
|22 Nov 2000||kc||enroll in catholic school. during mass, strip, and bathe in holy water. wait for stigmata.|
|22 Nov 2000||gary||Spoons|
|22 Nov 2000||Ezekial Garrockas||Tell your dad you're going to turn him in for molesting you.|
|22 Nov 2000||Danger||drop your self on your head, thus breaking your neck.|
|22 Nov 2000||hasbro||well..i would try toys. they all seem to be pretty deadly. you could ride one of those hip new scooters around for a while until you hit a curb making the scooter spark which ignites your pants. .. maybe you could buy a nintendo and have a fatal seizure.
if i were you... i would buy all the legos i could afford, get some strong glue, and build a fortress around yourself. then you can starve to death, or , if you built it really well, you can suffocate. in the end you also have a nifty mausoleum. have a happy suicide!!
|22 Nov 2000||SLaiG_i||dip your mom's titties in poison and nurse away my lad. Oh $hit -- that might kill me too! :(|
|22 Nov 2000||mr. normal||Walk through a deserted public park in the middle of the night. i'm sure some crazy pervert will kidnap you. he'll take you home and tie you up. then he'll give you a bunch of speed and cut off your eyelids. when you complain he will sodomize you with a length of barbwire. after he has his fun with you, he'll drill holes in your kneecaps and untie you, letting you roll around on the floor until he smashes your head with a hammer. over and over again.|
|22 Nov 2000||carmen||rather then telling your parents that you are going for a bath, open up all the drawers in the bathroom instead and mix you own deadly corktails of extremely poisonious cleaning products. a sure way to kill yourself while allowing you to mix with all these pretty colours :)|
|22 Nov 2000||futbol||Find a Dog. Become anorexic and only eat dog sick. Then slit your wrist.
Take a whole bottle of valium. Run MS Windows. Eat yourself and yourself only.
|22 Nov 2000||ItBurn||Swallow a whole live rat.|
|22 Nov 2000||PiMP||same way you would kill yourself if you were over 13..|
|22 Nov 2000||Ballland||Sharp objects. Chemicals.
Consequential anal insertions by various wild animals.
|22 Nov 2000||Igor||Run head first in to a wall over and over again... it may not kill you but it sure would be funny to watch...|
|22 Nov 2000||MORON||Take a whole lot of elephant tranquilizers, then put a plastic bag over your head. you get knocked out, then asphyxiate.|
|21 Nov 2000||dan||u should put ur head into ur moms pussy so u cant breath ne more|
|21 Nov 2000||If you dont enjoy life.
Change what you are doing.
Change what you are thinking.
Change who you hang around.
Follow your passion and you'll never want to think about suicide.
Earl Nightingale said "You become what you think about."