Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
29 May 2000 The Jake Go into your parents bathroom, open the medicine cabinet, and take a bottle out (preferably one marked VALIUM, PROZAK, or XANAX) and take all the pills that are remaining in the bottle. Then, find someplace comfortable to lay down, and rest awhile.
29 May 2000 Hydro(BEN)zine. 3 simple steps to an Explosive Suicide :)

Materials: 1. Hydrogen
2. Balloon
3. Match or Lighter

Procedures: 1. Fill balloon with Hydrogen.
2. Breathe in Hydrogen from the balloon into your lungs through your mouth.
3. Breathe out & hold the flame from the lighter/match near your mouth.

Results: While you breathe in the hydrogen your lungs expand and you start to sufficate. When you hold the flame near your mouth your organs explode outwards.

How do you make hydrogen? Go to my site:
http://randomworks.tripod.com

* I do not take any responsibility for any injuries or damages related to the usage of this information.
28 May 2000 johnny just forgetting about the whole damn thing
28 May 2000 Paula Eat some crayons... drink some bubbles.. have fun with some of your toys!!!
27 May 2000 demonia look at u in the mirror.........
27 May 2000 Justin statler u could lay down spikes and jump on to them from 4th floor
27 May 2000 Evil Naomi Be boring, normal, average, mainstream, what you are expected to be/do. You won't be dead, but you might as well be
27 May 2000 brennan build a simple wooden coffin and lay in it. then tell a friend to nail it shut. dispense several cans of that self-expanding foam for filling in household cracks, etc. the coffin will rapidly fill, suffocating you, and at the same time the foam will make an exact mould of your corpse. leave instructions to have a jello salad made with the mould.
26 May 2000 mr sinman playing jesus with a nailgun and 2-4's with a rosebush and icepick
26 May 2000 Michal put your face inside the toilet bowl, and keep it under water until you can't hold your breath anymore and then you inhale the water from the toilet into your lungs then and you drown
26 May 2000 Dusty Since you are underage I'm afraid you'll have to acomplish your task without proper adult supervision. I do think you're up to the challenge though.
First unplug a table lamp from your living room or den. Since you are using a computer I will assume you are not living in squalor. Next use a pair of wire cutters to clip the cord at the base. I wonder if you had the forethought to unplug the lamp first? Next pull apart the leads from the non-plug end of the cord and strip about 6 inches of the protective plastic off these leads. Place one bare lead into the anus of your favorite pokemon figure; if it does not have one, an awl punch can make a nice one pretty rapidly. Lube up the doll with your favorite conductive lubricant such as your dad's KY. Now stick this up your ass and place the other lead firmly between your teeth. Now plug the "lamp" in.
Congratulations, you have successfully demonstrated your devotion to pokemon.

P.S. Advanced pokemon trainers may wish to give themselves a brine enema concurrently for added effect.

P.P.S. If not lethal, break the plug apart and shove into the diagonal plugs of the V220 outlet near your washing machine and/or dryer.
25 May 2000 Tragedy razor blades and day dreams
25 May 2000 Kurashii-sama Get your very best friend to get a gun, then shoot you in the face. Only a real friend would do it.
25 May 2000 chi clan walk up to your parents with a kitchen knife and slice you moms throat and stab your dads dick then plunge the knife into your own jugular.(homicidal suicide)
25 May 2000 Gus The best way is the resurrection, when you think that you are live but
you have some questions about that... you're death...
when you'r under 13...
25 May 2000 Benjamin When listening to Pearl Jam
24 May 2000 chokethechickenboy Get drunk with Dennis Stradley and Fuck his mom
24 May 2000 chokethechickenboy Get drunk with Clay Jonak
24 May 2000 Mahmud Mahmud using a knife to sharpen the hands of your GI Joes, then stab yourself in the throat, and wait for the afterlife
24 May 2000 Ben2000 I don't suggest anyone should ever kill themselves. Life is to sweet. If it isn't..always make the best of it. Life will appear different everyday of your life. But if you don't care try this: Tape two copper wires to each of your Labium minora. Then stick them in the electric socket. :)

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