Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
28 Jul 2000 Poudre Avalez sa soupe de travers.
27 Jul 2000 Chaos (Ridge Hatrick) Overdose. Can't get much better than that. You get all ugly and pale looking like a ghost. Try it. And like it. If you don't like it, too bad: you're dead.
27 Jul 2000 Chaos (Ridge Hatrick) I don't give a shit really. Any stupid motherfuckers wanting to die right now, and miss out on girls, should just shoot somebody so that they have to go to jail and play anal darts with somebody until he dies of anal inlargement. Stupid fucks
27 Jul 2000 Chaos (Ridge Hatrick) Well then, people.... Looking for a good way to die? Lets see, come in to my office. Don't want to? Fuck you then.
Anyways, If you want to be a chicken shit, you can put a 60 calliber to your head. This way, there won't be anything left for people to call your head. If you didn't want to be a chicken shit, you can get a razor blade and cut out chunks of your skin. Let yourself bleed to death. If you wanted something to side track you from bleeding to death, you could get salt and pour a whole shitload on your inch deep cuts so it stings like hell while you make more cuts. Enjoy the Chaos kit.
27 Jul 2000 Chaos Hatrick Well then,...... there are many.... ways as you would call it... to kill yourself.
Lets see, You could go outside and nail your dick to the floor of a barn, then set the barn on fire and make sure you have a butter knife. Set the barn on fire and that way,... either way your goin down. And either way it is gonna hurt. ha ha ha

(Friends, Family, Men, Women, and children...... make sure to try this at home.) BYE THE WAY, THIS IS A FULLPROOF WAY TO DIE.................SO TRY IT.
26 Jul 2000 MAurice Moudug s'empiffrer de bonbons, et de mourir la panse éclatée par des malabars qui sortent du bide !!
26 Jul 2000 super sonic seven Fuck your cousin then jump in a pin of wild boars with two big salami sticks in each arm and cover yourself in meat juice. You'll be torn apart guaranteed.
25 Jul 2000 Jannerah Go to the NY Bronx and yell: "I hate all niggaz!" And soon you'll find death!
By the way I'm not a racist, I love my black homies.
20 Jul 2000 Sam and Rachel Eat every prescription in your house like candy. Fun and tasty.
19 Jul 2000 vaughn-mark stallings Jump off a tall building into a helicopter, over a busy city, so your blood will rain down on everyone! Or turn on the gas for 3 hours, seal the windows, and light your first cigarette. or cook up an 8ball of coke, and mix it with a ball of heroin, mix with ether, and fill a syringe all the way, and mainline that shit!!! But the best way would be to cut yourself all over, even your wrists, and hang yourself in a public place with a chain...
17 Jul 2000 Claire McEvil A ten centimetere strip of gaffer tape and a wad of blu-tac up each nose
14 Jul 2000 Dave smash a large axe into your head until you are unable to do so any longer.
13 Jul 2000 squid Can't you kill Britney instead?
13 Jul 2000 squid Take out all the flies you've been just puttin gin the microwave, then put yourself in there. Ok, so this only works if you're very small, but maybe you could invest in a bigger microwave...
12 Jul 2000 Lord William Dark Forcefully beat someone until they are forced to defend themself, then insult them while they fight. They will surely kill you!
11 Jul 2000 Sabre Arrange to have a room especially designed for the purpose of your suicide. Specify demensions of about 15 feet square, and a door through which you can enter, but locks irreversibly behind you. In the opposite end of the room to the door there should be displayed various items such as a Playstation(tm) with all the games, the entire set of Pokémon cards, etc. The final touch is a reasonably sharp metal grate spanning the room and dividing the side of the room with the door from the side accommodating the other details.
10 Jul 2000 Suzanne Hire Chucky (the horror doll) and tell him you have a pure soul, then you are dead before you know it!
10 Jul 2000 Suzanne Just jump of the nearest flat in your neighberhood!
(Sorry Mouchette ik ben ook nederlands, kom ook uit Amsterdam, dus mijn engels is niet zo goed!)
10 Jul 2000 marius paper-cut your wrists with a pokemon card!
10 Jul 2000 Dragonfly This site is so sick that no kid under 13 will survive reading this. If you do survive (tell me how) drink 10 liters of water. This will even work if you're an adult.

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