|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|06 Jun 2000||@Li||Steal some money or something valuable from someone and pawn it off. Take the money and go to your neighborhood friendly drug dealer and have them hook you up phat with everything they sell, make sure they sell coke and or heiroin and overdose yourself at a party.|
|06 Jun 2000||John Doe||pretend you're a space monkey..... all you need is 1. a plastic bag, make sure the bag is big enough to fit over your head completely. 2. a large rubber band or shoe string.... please if you're using a shoe make sure it's red.... space monkeys love the color red.
Begin by placing the bag formly around your head all the way to the base of your neck.... careful.... no air in the bag, space monkeys need no air. Okay now that the bag is in place tie the string around your neck. Remember air is no friend of the space monkey. Make shure the string is tight enough..... can you feel air in your lungs..... if you can please tie the sting tighter.
Thank you and enjoy our fine product. Kid tested mother approved!
|05 Jun 2000||137||Bring a knife and a gun with you to a hotel. Go to the pool. Stand on the edge of the diving board. Gut yourself. Retain balance. Shoot yourself in the temple. This way you bleed a lot and create a terrible scene, bringing the end bravely and pissing off some rich people at the same time.|
|05 Jun 2000||Nana||watch Teletubies|
|05 Jun 2000||No||Doing Drugs, Cutting yourself, Starvation, Etc...|
|05 Jun 2000||Silkey||Skip out of school, get bout 3,4 9 bottles of rubber cement...
Get your rubber cement out, pour enough in a plastig sandwich bag,(keep in mind to do alot)put the bag in your hand and put top of bag around your mouth. Watch cartoons in your parents bedroom, chill, inhale normally, dont breath fast. Get high first, then just pass out for ever.
|05 Jun 2000||Innocence||Play with the coyotes in my back yard|
|04 Jun 2000||Cunt||Tell a man with a gun who has just got out of jail that he is your best friend and you want to suck his dick|
|03 Jun 2000||Diego||cortar pedaço por pedaço do seu corpo, dedos, braços orelha, com uma faca muito afiada e ir tentando montar um outro ser. A brincadeira só acaba quando se morre, pois está sangrando sem parar.Mas parece divertido.|
|03 Jun 2000||roger||T'es un pauvre con de faire un site de mème. Tu sais sûrement pas ce que ça peut faire.|
|03 Jun 2000||Angela||WELL,,,YOU COULD SHOOT YOURSELF THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE THE BEST AND PAINLESS WAY TO GO MAKE SURE ITS IN YOUR HEAD... THERE IS ALSO A RATHER LARGE VEIN IN YOUR INNER THIGH THAT IF CUT YOU COULD BLEED TO DEATH IN 2.5 SECONDS WICH WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY PAINLESS|
|03 Jun 2000||Satan||The best, I SAY THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF IS TO DO THIS:
On a piece of paper, say you sell your soul to me, the Devil. Then say you will be willing to rot in eternal pain and suffering for the rest of your miserable pathetic life. Then find as many wall tacks as possible and stick them all over your body. This will make the pain very intense. Then, with a dull knife, slowly cut away at your finger nails. While you are doing this, you sould be preparing a "love potion" out of bleach, draino, lysol, and 409. Then, take 50 pills of prozac, 10 pills of ibuprofen, drink a bottle of robitussen (tastes good), and drink your "love potion". Mmmmmmmm, souls
|03 Jun 2000||nik||choke yourself|
|02 Jun 2000||genocide X||stick a hose into your parents gas tank and have the end hover over the gas so you can inhale the fumes. that shit works like nitrous oxide. keep huffin till your lungs corrode and you should be dead.... hehehehehehehe|
|02 Jun 2000||Dharma||This could work for any age. If you are pissed at your parental units and in the middle of an argument with them, run to to the kitchen grab the biggest steak knife you can, look them straight in the eyes and say, "You want my blood then here you go!!!" Proceed to raise the knife to your throat and make a deep slice across your throat making sure to splatter some blood on the parental units. This works because you will traumatize your parents and it make a lasting image in the brains.|
|01 Jun 2000||Kara||Eat rat poison, then play circus clown and have someone throw knives at you.|
|01 Jun 2000||Mike Kevorkian||the bathtub|
|01 Jun 2000||Grim Reaper||Fuck your brains out|
|31 May 2000||sonny||have someone else look at you through their two fingers and squash your head. but then that would be murder, and your friend could end up in jail...|
|31 May 2000||Danielle||S'étouffer avec un pampers ou avec le biberon de sa petite soeur.|